Help @hollboll out!

I'm an old goat, too, but not as old as @joelmw.

i too am an old goat, but not as old as @Barney.

@Barney Oh, I see what you did there, young'un.

(Grrrr)

@joelmw And we LIKED it!

Old goat!

Shirtgoat chiming in.

@joelmw @barney @carl669 @lisaviolet and @narfcake, don't worry all goats are on my list.

@hollboll this list?

@hollboll

@hollboll

@hollboll

@mfladd You bastard. I'll never get that out of my head now.

@jaremelz got it!

@hollboll Awesome, thanks! I could use a pick me up. Regardless of what shows up at my door, it'll amuse and distract me from life for sure, and I need that right now.

@hollboll Also, it would appear I'm in the goat club now.

@jaremelz Listen, young'un. Howsabout you simmer down and concentrate on taking the blame for everything that goes wrong around here, eh? You let the old goats worry about old goat things. Run along now. Maybe bring me a refreshing beverage if you've got so much time on your hands.

@joelmw Here ya go, old goat! Anything else you need?

@jaremelz That'll do, goat, that'll do.

@conandlibrarian check!

@sammydog01 No worries, I have accepted my fate, the powers that be have determined that no prizes shall be bestowed upon @studerc. @hollboll 's decree. :)

@hollboll - Any updates? Still working the list?

@ACraigL Here ya go!

@sohmageek It's been sooo long.

@Starblind I forgot all about the video pitch contest. Was a winner even selected?

@ACraigL Has it even ended?

@ACraigL I dunno, but I definitely deserve a prize.

@Starblind

@ACraigL Yay! Finally recognition for my many wonderous video ideas including the one that was literally just footage of scrotums!

@studerc Just when you thought you finally had a chance at getting your prizes

@MEHcus staffers just keep pulling at my heartstrings. Ive finally just decided to accept my fate. What will be, will be.

@hollboll

For prosperity :

Goat Prize
Pitch it to Us
CS story
Meh product repurpose
The rest of my Fuku 3 that was promised.
Honestly, im sure there are others. Soo many @JonT "eventually"s

@studerc Do you mean "for posterity"?

For posterity, here's @studerc's original post ;)

@kadagan fucking auto correct. You know what though, i stand by it.

@mehcus

Im kinda like the Andy Dufresne of Meh. Ill just keep writing letters until you guys finally just send me a shit load of things and $250 to consider the case closed.
That damn warden @JonT, cant stop me know.

Aside from being locked up in Shawshank prison for 20+ years of course.

@studerc that many prizes should be prosperous indeed!

@studerc Can you send me a link to the Meh product repurpose? Also you did get your CS contest one. ;)

@hollboll https://meh.com/forum/topics/whats-the-coolest-thing-youve-done-with-something-you-bought-on-meh
Last Comment @sammydog01 and myself.

@hollboll Was that the actual prize? The diapers and dog toy. If so, then yes. If not, then no.

@studerc That prize shows great utility! Give the toy to the baby, and put the diapers on the dog. You know, to protect him from you!

@KDemo That would be @marklog whose dog needs protection from their owner ;)

@chellemonkey - Oops, I knew that - wonder where my mind was that day?

@DrunkCat An Ollie for me, thanks.

@ceagee @hollboll me too

@ceagee I had forgotten about that. Thanks for the reminder. I am owed one then too for this for the christmas poem Irk read. BUT do not send it until I change my address (to where yet I don't know as I will be homeless on Thursday. @hollboll I will send you information once I get that sorted out, and to get my account changed, with luck I will have an address at a friend's house later today. Stressed out so up at 4am).

@ceagee huh. I thought irk answering our question was the trinket. Well either way. I guess that's my third one. Irk answered my autograph question.

@sohmageek https://meh.com/forum/topics/you-asked-for-it---ask-irk

@kidsandliz I'll have to check on that, I'm not sure that counts as an "Ask Irk"

@sohmageek link please?

@ceagee @hollboll Oooh, if there's an "Ask Irk" prize--other than the glory of hearing my user name brilliantly re-pronounced ("Hi, I'm joe-ELL-mwah. Have you heard of me?") I should get one of those for my insightful WTF about ASAP. :-)

@joelmw this is how i always pronounce your name in my head. also, jimmyduhoneohthree.

@hollboll https://meh.com/forum/topics/ask-irk-autograph

@hollboll I feel bad about this one. But there was a 2nd ask irk for me. The dum-dum one. I can find the link if you need?

@KurtBuscus email customer service to add your address to the account you created to post.

@KurtBuscus what @kidsandliz said. Shoot us your address, put attention hollboll at the top. :)

@jml326 not sure. Can you send me a screenshot or something of it? You can post here or send it in to support (halp@meh.com). Just mention @hollboll somewhere.

@hollboll ESPN finish league 2 I'm James

Copy of forum page

@editorkid

@medz Thank you sir.

@medz Got it! If you think of more lmk, I'll be digging through a bunch of stuff to hopefully find everyone. :)

@hollboll I also won 3rd place in the Pizza Rat art contest.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/pizza-rat--art-contest#560c11f4821e69b40a56fe03
See? Told you I was super cool.

@hollboll I was mentioned in yet another Ask Irk video if that counts for anything other than mad meh street cred.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/ask-irk-plush-irks
You'll have to cut my prize in half and send part of it to @conandlibrarian

@hollboll i won your first contest for unnecessary censored gifs.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/hollbolls-first-contest#5621645d14f3e6c80bfc466a

@hollboll I won the C+ prize in Moose's google holiday game thing. https://meh.com/forum/topics/google-santa-games-and-stuff#5661281cdd649934095b6481

@hollboll - I won something in Moose's Google Santa games as well, thanks!

@PurplePawprints I thought @BillLehecka won that one? With his bath of neoprene? Or was there more than one?

@Thumperchick That one had two winners, or maybe three. I'll hunt down the link.

@Thumperchick Here's the original thread. https://meh.com/forum/topics/show-meh-the-love--february-video-event
I'm not sure where the winners were announced, but it said the two with highest votes, plus the staff choice, would 'win'.

@JonT posted this in the March video thread referring to the February one: "The two videos with the most stars and one staff choice will be sent a prize on top of their badges. Congrats to @BillLehecka and @PurplePawPrints for winning the star votes and @marklog for winning staff choice, what a horrible mistake to encourage his behavior! Honorable mention goes to @JasonToon for his creepy/seductive public library kiss. Prizes will be on their way to you by Friday."
https://meh.com/forum/topics/march-video-event--cheers

@PurplePawprints Nice hunting! I got distracted and couldn't quite track it down.

@PurplePawprints thanks! Got it.

@lisaviolet this is one of those life lessons that you can never repeat. Today it would be a youtube worthy video that would make you money. As a kid, that probably really stung...

@BillLehecka I had the goat prize and february meh one. I'll try and find the other two.

@hollboll I got this...

@hollboll And... qs_RYteQk">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_RYteQk <----- Hey @shawn or @dave That's an interesting bug...

Here's the link to the topic: https://meh.com/forum/topics/we-will-rock-you-mad-ape-den-karaoke

oh, and i guess goat prize if that's a thing.

@KDemo there were 3 winners and all those were awarded. :)

@hollboll - Thank you, I'm happy just to be mentioned alongside those talented authors.

WTH @Pavlov! Are you back?
(And that's all the cussing you are going to get from me.)

@Pavlov You're back?!?!?!!!!! Yay!

@Barney @PurplePawprints I'm just perpetrating a drive-by posting, someone called and mentioned Meh was making good on past "free gratis" (gotta love Deadwood) product promises.

@Pavlov Wow, you sound just the same.

@Pavlov Miss you.

@KDemo You too.

@Pavlov Hey there, how the hell are ya?

@Pavlov Well then, I'm not sure how I feel about that. Seriously though, I hope you are doing well and have fully recovered. Your wit has been missed.

@jaremelz My left testicle itches, other than that I'm pretty much the same as before (fully recovered). How are you?

@PurplePawprints C'mere and give me a little scratch. Then all will be right with the world. ; )

@Pavlov Fancy that, mine doesn't. I'm right as rain, although they went and made my sorry ass goat for October.

@Pavlov Glad you fully recovered. We miss your fuckery.

@Pavlov - If we had known it just took the promise of prizes to bring you back . . .

@Pavlov Aww, hi @Pavlov! Hope you get that nut thing under control!

@brhfl @Pavlov just needs to get the situation well in hand.

@Pavlov jesus fuck...glad to see you around these parts. Sure hope it isnt short lived.

@Pavlov Pavlooooooooooooooooov! Missed ya.

@Pavlov Please also give my best to @mrspavlov. She rocks. Consider yourself lucky :)

@Pavlov HEY ASSHOLE! I'm talking to you! I was trying to be nice to you and you changed your email... so yes well ok maybe asshole was a bit harsh... (I see it as a term of endearment) I understand why you left for a while... but now that you're back Send me an e-mail before I close the account... Goat@sohmageek.com I'm glad to see you're back too! :)

@Pavlov you missed my entire goat month too :(

@Pavlov welcome back! You were already on my list for goat prizes, I'll make sure @mrspavlov is taken care of too. :) Glad to see you back, even if it is for a drive by.

Ah yes the great @Pavlov has returned! Just so you know, we all hope you'll stick around, we enjoy having you around and we were all sad to see you go. Grab a beer, pull up a chair and stay a while.

@hollboll there are goat prizes? seriously?

@mfladd Your goatdom must have taken a harder toll on you than we all thought.

@mfladd seriously

@jaremelz I didn't know there were goat prizes I thought it was a myth. I am happy because I never win anything. Except your never ending wrath.

@mfladd Well then, happy surprise, there are goat prizes!

And lucky you, not everyone gets the gift of my hate. You must be special. Or just especially deserving of it.

@sohmageek C'mon, that's Mr. Asshole there buddy . . . I'm right in the middle of rebuilding several computers at the office - when I get some free time over the next several days I'll get ahold of you!

@JonT wouldn't you have to actually send them to qualify? (Hi @JonT!!!)

@JonT Since @hollboll still hasn't mentioned actually sending out prizes she's still in the running.

@JonT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

@ACraigL not yet. It's a pretty big list and I've still got all the Ask Irk videos and a few more to go through. Making progress though!

@hollboll Is it possible to make sure that mine end up going to my home address if that isn't too much of a pain? Currently the default on my account is work... you can tell by the work name. :) I haven't found anything recently to buy to adjust the default.

@hollboll Thanks! I know you've taken on a lot here. It's appreciated!

@sohmageek Ehhhh, send me a message through support about that I'll see what I can do.

@ACraigL thanks. It's definitely a challenge, but I'm getting through it. :)

@hollboll

@hollboll Wait, you get a prize for an ask irk? I was first so maybe that is a new rule.

@dashcloud
gishwhes is its own reward.

On second thought, I did do this. If I don't at least get a trinket, it'll look like I'm just crazy. If I get a trinket, I'm crazy and I got a trinket.

@joelmw @dashcloud I've been meaning to make a little breakfast octopus for katylava because she was such a fun leader. You guys can have one too.

@sammydog01 That would be awesome. And thank you.

@joelmw you make a majestic unicorn, Joel.

@Thumperchick Aw, shucks.

@Pavlov Thanks for bumping. I felt a guilty doing that. It looks good on you, though. :P

@Pavlov @hollboll

@ACraigL

@Pavlov @ACraigL

@hollboll I heart this gif so hard.

@Pavlov

@hollboll Your gif matching skillz are legend.

@hollboll - I have to wait?

@jaybird wow, thread is over a month old...how did i miss this?

@jaybird I remember losing that one. With this:

Did they ever use @Samorak's drawing? I'm never over there.

@ACraigL ive looked a few times but haven't seen it. I dont drone yet so i'm never over there either.

@jaybird thanks! @hollboll jay is right. Never got the super cool Fuku that's out there for me. Thanks for making things happen!

@Samorak I've got you on my list!

@dashcloud

@medz take a tip from "that guy". Asking about the prizes will not bring you peace. In fact, Im sure @JonT passed down his prize tracking calendar to @hollboll. You know, the calendar they use to track the number of days till they actually send prizes after they move the day a week in advance for every mention.

I should get prizes in the summer of 2017, that will be a splendid event indeed!

@studerc

@medz

@studerc Well... If that's the case... I'm sorry everyone... I asked the other day too... Not to find out if they were coming really... but more of to find out did my Post office royally screw it up (again.)

Either way... Lets try for May 2017...

@studerc I think I'm safe. After all, my name isn't studerc.

@MontanaVike Can you see the front of the line from here? ;)

@MontanaVike I actually had you on my list already but thanks for making sure! :)

@MEHcus

@MEHcus haters gonna hate, bro. Eventually, I may gain access to my prizes, yes?
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No.
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Well fuck.

@studerc What's a good email address to reach you at?

@dashcloud probably the mehexchange @ gmail.com one. I don't check it often though unless there is an exchange.

@MEHcus but then we end up on the list with @studerc and no prizes. Or delayed for everyone. I think you are asking us to ask to get more time. Or is it asking us to make sure this thread stays mediocre in both name and substance ;)

@MEHcus - I'm not on the prize list, but since you asked . . .

Consider yourself badgered.

@KDemo
Holy badger!

Out of curiosity, where did that originate from?

@FroodyFrog - I remember seeing it back in the 90's I think. Don't remember who made it, but there are multiple versions on YouTube now. This is closest to the original, iirc.

@FroodyFrog - Are you kind of new in the forums, or are you someone we know with a new username? Just wondered because you seem to fit in so well.

@KDemo

I'm assuming you've seen this one:

@KDemo

I've lurked for a LONG time on the forums. I've seen stuff come and go.
However, I'm like a platypus living under a rock in a cave in a forest; just needed some coaxing to reveal myself.

@studerc Check your email.

@FroodyFrog

@sammydog01

And a tip of the hat to you.

@FroodyFrog- I had not seen the duck one. Here's an old woot one for you (credit @matthew):

@KDemo

That brings me back to the good old days of Woot. Ah, good times.

@FroodyFrog
LOL Avocadobutt

@rileyper

???

@Pavlov I know why they stopped doing Drinking Terrible videos- buttons (a.k.a prizes) were going out, and that had to be stopped! :)

@ACraigL

@Thumperchick Too soon? (Hey, I miss him too, ya know.)

@ACraigL ouch.

@hollboll We know one thing for sure though, right? @studerc's stuff went into a pile in the back of the line, didn't it?

@Thumperchick

@hollboll

@hollboll @thumperchick...

DAMN THE INJUSTICE! :)

@hollboll Hoping someone posts with the goods! Eager to see what (eventually) rolls out.

@ACraigL

@hollboll Can you tell me how many were actually sent? Despite having 3 tracking #s, only 2 are on the move. Not complaining, of course! Just seeing if I should worry about the stalled one in pending status (thinking it maybe a label goof).

Thanks!

@ACraigL Nope! I'm determined to let it be a mystery. I will say, don't worry though.

@hollboll The game is afoot, eh? Wasn't worried -- will keep you/others posted as this unravels.

@ACraigL

@studerc

How I view this request at meh headquarters

@MrMark You are probably right. But, theres still a chance...

@studerc You'd think I'd remember by now that we're birthday buddies.

@lichme Congrats good sir! Since the beginning it has always been my mission to assist in the remembrance of prize distribution. Perhaps now, I can rest...only time will tell! Who knows, maybe I will even get prizes! Probably not though...well, fuck.

@lichme @studerc @hollboll I just came to post the same thing. I have THREE, count 'em 3, separate Meh tracking numbers. I kinda forget what they'll all for by now... I know I won the pizza rat art contest, and Irk answered my question. Not sure if those are these or vice-versa or what the other one was.

Probably, though, for being consistently awesome.

All are 4 lbs. (assuming placeholder weights). Yay extra Christmas bonus!! Thanks @hollboll!

@ACraigL Decided to humor myself and check as well...2 Meh packages...both associated with orders that I placed. Well, fuck. Apparently @hollboll and @MEHcus were not lying when they said mine would ship last...if at all. *Tip of the hat, well played.

@studerc Uh, are you sure about that?

@studerc

Oh! I just remembered I won the unnecessarily censored GIF contest as well. Yay!

@hollboll Definitely. Double checked my Delivery Manager and nothing out of the ordinary. Hmm...

Also, @MEHcus...well then, *Tips hat...

@Pavlov

@hollboll

Thanks for knowing that,

@Pavlov I gotchu.

@PurplePawprints Awesome haul!

@PurplePawprints We have a winner!

@studerc I know! I was so excited when I opened it and realized it was like a fuku. :-)

@PurplePawprints Pretty sure this deserves a thread! There are quite a few people with prizes incoming, it'd be a great place to share them all and thank @hollboll for finally doing what @JonT could pretty much never do! (Love you @JonT)

@studerc You're right. New thread started. https://meh.com/forum/topics/prizes-are-here

@Pavlov You are better off than me. I have no address.

@chadp I HAVE no computer.

@Pavlov

@Thumperchick Um . . . do not ge . . . wait . . . no . . . da fuk?

I'm pretending to have no legs? Who am I trading places with, metaphorically? I'm a washed up comedian wearing a green hat? (yeah okay, I can see that one . . . )

Wait . . . nope. Nothing.

Oh . . . a beggar - is that where you were going with it? 'Cause @studerc puts me to fucking shame and yet he's got trackingz!

@Pavlov Yo. @studerc has been waiting in line for fucking ever. 1 year, 2 months, and 8 days. A beggar? No. Just doing what he was requested to do. Viva la revolution!

Also...I've only got one tracking number for like 5 prizes. Pretty sure my tracking is for a jack in the box that contains a middle finger.

@studerc Apparently @tHumperChick seeks to shame me with Gumby.

As if.

@Pavlov I for one blame it on the fact you ended mulitple words with a "z" that should not have ended with a "z".

@studerc Yeah the "z" was overdone, and a consequence of my being well-baked today. If I wasn't high as fuck right now, I'd be thinkin' I was pretty high as fuck right now.

Gumby - LMAO.

Hey, you got any chips? I'll be right over . . .

@Pavlov my joke fell flat. You have no tracking. @Barney has no address. @hollboll has no computer... I was just adding to the list with "I have no legs."

You found insult where there was none.

@Thumperchick . . . well now I get it.

@Kidsandliz Seems to me that your prize was dodging the proverbial bullet that was a pallet of broken TVs.

@PurplePawprints Yeah probably but then we had evidence someone else dodged the pallet bullet and was given something else instead for their second box. Actually had I been living in my own place I probably would have accepted the pallet, pieced together a working TV (did it with a laptop) and then craigslisted the rest to one of those places that buys things working or not. But that was not a choice at the time.

@Kidsandliz I thought he got the seizure inducing glasses.

@sammydog01 No that is the bullet he missed (someone else got them) and he got something else instead.

@Kidsandliz Other way around. The original intended for the trip glasses was @HELLOALICE - who managed to dodge that bullet and offload it onto @jaybird. @HELLOALICE then scored a cat-tree.

@Thumperchick Oh, OK. Can't keep it all straight. : ) What I now realize though, thanks to this thread, is that the intended recipient scored something else. I was the original intended for the pallet of broken TV's and later, so far, scored nothing. Having my fingers crossed for a cat tree as I have several cats or for something else nice. Still can't be sent a pallet of anything as I am not living in my own place.

@sohmageek @hollboll I second the awesome part.

@dashcloud You. Are. Sick.

@dashcloud no thanks is necessary- you'll mess up my altruism

@narfcake ikr

@f00l
@hollboll
PS very small living space here. Tiny. So no large shipments. In fact i live in a small backpack. i'm thinking of buying today's backpack offer just so i can have more living space. (If i can get locked in on a good mortgage rate.) sigh

@f00l I have a nice shed you can stay in. It is bigger than a backpack. I have the one with the intact roof although I have my own private lake on the floor in the rain and the water comes in through the window frame as well. The shed next to me has a mostly intact roof except in one corner. You can use your new backpack as a patch on the roof.

@Kidsandliz
Awesome! Moving day!

Just dont tell meh my forwarding address - i don't want a pallet of anything except possibly solid gold bars or new, perfect condition, Audeze LCD-3 headphones.

@f00l Umm if they don't know where you live how will you get your gold? Besides they have some more sheds, a barn, a lean to... plenty of places for a pallet. Of course they don't have my address either. The address they have for me is that of a friend. She would kill me if a pallet for you showed up there (or for that matter for me). Unless it was a pallet of real gold. Then likely she'd give me her house and be gone with the gold.

@Kidsandliz
@hollboll
Ok meh. If you are going to ship the prize you owe me, ship to regular address.

If you are shipping me a pallet of solid gold bars, or new and working Audeze headphones, ditto.

If you are shipping a pallet of stuff that people might rate as "meh" or worse, ship to @Kidsandliz special shack that's kept for my luxury vacation domicile.

@f00l Obviously you don't have room for a pallet of gold bars in your backpack. I will keep them safe for you. Really I will. I promise. (she says with a straight face).

@Kidsandliz
I trust you with my soul. And my pallet of solid gold bars. (Save one for me, as a keepsake.)

@f00l Will do. Knowing that space is at a premium, I will help out by saving you the smallest one.

@Kidsandliz
We all know the most teeniest one is the cutest one. Mebbe true even with solid good bars.

@hollboll
I am enlarging my residence-in-a-backpack to an extra-large framepack to accomodate Meh if Meh chooses to meet its obligation to me by sending me a pallet of solid gold bars. I intend to pave my residence with them. Any bars left over will further my juggling career on "Amehrica's Got Talent" or "Amehrica's Most Wanted", depending in which audition is accepted first.

@narfcake links for proof?

@sohmageek

• https://meh.com/forum/topics/hey-everybody-its-glen---woot-shirt
  

• https://meh.com/forum/topics/the-night-before-meh-mas-2015-by-narfcake
  

• https://meh.com/forum/topics/ask-irk-amazons-shitty-search