Deal Site Haiku Day wrap-up!

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We asked you to write
Some Haiku on other sites
You did it. Good job!

It was awesome seeing Haiku all over the place, even though certain websites may not have appreciated it as much as we did…


”I keep deleting these Haiku but they just keep posting more!”

I saw Haiku on:

  • Something Awful Forums
  • Reddit
  • Ben’s Bargains
  • Brad’s Deals
  • Fatwallet
  • Dealnews
  • CNET
  • Share My Deal
  • Spoofee
  • Cheap Ass Gamer
  • Tiger Droppings (what?? Oh…it’s an LSU forum!)
  • Deals.kinja
  • Deals.woot
  • Electronics.woot
  • Home.Woot
  • Shirt.Woot
  • Woot.com/Forum

It was really great to see the Meh community infest defile pollute invade drop in on so many boring old online deal sites and try to liven things up.

Without further ado, our favorites!

Reddit
@bmuirwmu
Neato robots may
Take over the world some day
But, clean my house now
@seniorgoon
Now, I'm not saying
That I am a gold digger...
But gimme dat 'bot.
@knukkles
Robot slavery
The day of reckoning comes
Prepare for end times.

Fatwallet
@d00bang
My obese wallet
Thanks you very much for this
Powerful suck disc
@epinsly
Deal hunters rise up
Take charge of your bargaining
This vac really sucks.
@jeffy
Do you like good jokes
This robotic vacuum sucks
Just like my humor

deals.woot
@studerc
It's been over two years
Since my last posting over here
Still black triangle
@Thumperchick
The Dyson works great
but I still have to push it
need robot vacuum
@afwaller
Breakfast octopus
Starts new three letter web site;
Speaker docks and knives
@KDemo
confetti and fun
meh first birthday evidence
erased by Neato.

Really this entire thread was great! It’s worth reading them all.
Something Awful
@Woodhead
I'm wearing meh socks
but i hope no one sees them
explaining is weird
@Ghost_Throw
A low effort post
that fills the requirement
cmon, son. pick me
@RandomPaul
Winds of summer blow;
Rooms are full of dust and bugs.
Meh's reply? Suckers.

Miscellaneous
Special mention to @ColeSloth for being extra creative posting on this “deal”
That's a super deal.
I'll need some Doritos now.
This week trees will burn.
@pitamuffin
I don't like to clean.
Vacuum for me, little bot.
What a sweet meh deal!

There was also some great ones sprinkled into this shirt.woot thread, and the Tesla S deals.woot thread.

Picking just a few from each site was really hard because y’all did such a good job! Can’t wait to ask you to bother people on other websites again!

Thank you for playing
It was really so much fun
Have a super day