@Thumperchick Yeah, figured it would happen, especially when I realized that I was like the third one out there. @Lowlypeon's is still living on, so I added my haiku brilliance there.
I guess my mistake was posting the deal and reference to a competing site. Not really what you asked us to do, but your competition is mad at you today.
So I went for Fatwallet, the only site I can remember a username and password for that's not a ghost town.
Unfortunately my post is in moderation, because it's my first deal ever there. There wasn't a deal thread for the Neato vac, so I went ahead and created one.
However, here's my haiku. If I get a link, I'll try to come back here and post it:
Meh.com has vac (link to the site) Score a suck robot today Cheaper than elsewhere
Edit: Ooh, and shot down immediately. You are receiving this note because the following message was deleted from the topic: Neato Botvac 85 $325 + $5 s/h meh.com 8/3/15
[l=Meh.com has vac]http://meh.com[/l] Score a suck robot today For less than elsewhere!
$325 + $5 s/h, compare to $485 at [L=Amazon]/Amazon-coupons/#shopnow=http://www.amazon.com/[/L].
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Finally I get to use this joke publicly, and since it's in haiku it's inoffensive, right? Rosie (our white Botvac) replaced our beloved Scooter (a black Roomba.) Scooter needed rescue practically every day from getting lost or stuck under the furniture.
We replaced our black bot with a mostly white one that speaks no English.
A Neato user here. They are pretty amazing. Yeah, regular vacuuming does a better job, you aren't going to vacuum 7 days a week though.
At our house it keeps the never ending tide of malamute hair to a level that can just be spot cleaned once a week rather than daily. The bin is bigger than roombas, the thing runs for over an hour (does 3 large rooms and makes it to its charger on one charge). Side brush is very helpful.
@blackadder - Yeah, I don't get their problem with it - it seemed like it was fun and informative (kind of). It would be funny now if the Woot one stays up.
@Portlis Yeah they have... "This thread has been closed, pending mod discussion. It may or may not be re-opened. Thank you for understanding and patience!" laaaaaaaaaaame.
@Thumperchick I shouldn't help my competition out but I like you so I will this time :) I think your Haiku is 5-6-5. You may have been tripped up on the word asked: like (1) you (1) asked (1) us (1) to (1) do (1) = 6
@dave@snapster A bit shocked but both of my threads are actually still up as of 10:40 am EST. It's flagged a best deal at FW. :-) Here's an extra for you:
I have the XV It's come down with dementia Can not find it's base
@versabox sadly cats can't ride neatos... you see neatos have this cool laser turret and that is how they move in a uniform pattern instead of randomly bumping around the room like a roomba... cats block the laser turret and make the poor neato think its hitting things.
@thismyusername Well if any discussion on any deal forum will do then here we're discussing my haiku I wrote about tighty whities. Technicalities for the win! Here's how it goes:
Great for hot weather. No more stuck balls on my thigh. My man junk thanks you.
and continue to strugle with buying one, because this is technically a $10 jump from what I thought I would be paying last time and an actual $61 dollar jump due to the cool vmp thing you did last time.
@bmuirwmu ok the link generates it :) but if the link goes black... Not yet locked this is Others do not play nice with this Fun comments ensue -Sohmageek
@cengland0 Honestly I'd love one too... and no I'm not buying one any time soon... I have a baby, and we have an awesome cordless dyson that outperforms the other vacuum... but... I think it would be interesting to see how my son would react to it. :)
@sohmageek I bought a Roomba from Meh and it sort of works. It doesn't handle multiple rooms well.
I bought a Dyson DC44 Animal cordless from Woot recently but when I received it, it didn't have the wand that connects the vacuum to the floor sweeper. Woot wasn't very helpful in getting me the part so I had to send it back for a refund. Now I'm Dysonless too. :{ http://www.woot.com/offers/dyson-dc44-animal-cordless-vacuum-white
I've been eyeballing the Neato because it handles multiple rooms better than the Roomba. Today was my opportunity but I already spent $2,324.07 this month (so far) and I try to pay off the credit card in full. That will be a huge payment.
I am very sad I will probably not buy There is hope to win
@gskellig (Just in case the slickdeals link breaks as it looks like it has for many other slickdeals posters... Here is a screenshot https://cloudup.com/cV-w-_Eud0g)
The link above represents my entry today. For those Meh forum dwellers thinking life isn't worth clicking through to see my post, here is what you are missing:
Deal hunters rise up Take charge of your bargaining This vac really sucks.
@dave I tried to post on spoofee, even had to open my own thread. Mods haven't allowed it through yet, if and when they do I will post a link. Here is my Haiku:
I hate to vacuum This would clean my house for me Please give me one free
For a few moments the Pollyanna in me felt ever so slightly guilty for leaving my drive-by haiku there on Deals and then I remembered the infamous Crab incident. I once was a very bad Viking.
Deals.woot for me Square Muffins are odd Efficiency at what cost? Round is right for me -potatoboy I'd have done SD, but they seem to be nuking anything haiku related.
The robot vac is in the hall The Neato Botvacs are in my hall The Shark Cat holds their bigger brushes to the floor And every day the bad kitty brings more
Joined a conversation at deals.woot re: Clear internet shutting down in three months. (same ID at woot) Speaking of which... any suggestions out there for unlimited home+mobile data for $50/month or thereabouts? Really gonna miss my Clear contract when Sprint yanks it out from under us =(
I posted in slick deals but made it a very substantive post I thought, linking to a variant of the deal at best buy for a computer I legitimately am in the market for. Anxious to see if my post sticks around
What the crap?! SlickDeals is removing every haiku that's posted to their site. What a bunch of whiney hineys! Mine is gone, and almost every other one on this page is gone. Good thing Woot is a better sport. I'm reposting mine from SD to Woot, in hopes that doesn't violate any rules of the contest. Damn SD...lighten up!
Massdrop doesn't let you link to individual comments, so here's the thread, for a pincushion kit. (Why doesn't Meh carry sewing and crafts? Massdrop seems to make a go of it. )
@rdean150 So I posted my haiku to the kinja deals site before 2 PM, but I didn't get this post in until 2:00 + some seconds. I believe it was before 2:01 though. And my external comment was clearly before the cutoff. Fingers crossed that it counts!
Justbevp: [Q=haybevpj;19163755]Deals, deals and more deals. What is your favorite place? Could it be [L=Meh]/Meh-coupons/#shopnow=http://www.meh.com[/L]? [L=Meh]/Meh-coupons/#shopnow=http://www.meh.com[/L].[/Q]
Slickdeals deleted my post, even though it was relevant to the deal and didn't violate their acceptable use policy. I reposted it anyway. What a bunch of turds.
@slappywhite2001 Really? I've seen dozens on Deals.Woot and a few in the forums on regular Woot. That's what reminded me to post one, even though I was too late. Some great stuff out there!
@Knukkles LOL! In a case of art imitating life, I have been having this very discussion (argument) in a non-deal forum with a colleague. It's gotten rather heated over the past few days as she is determined that her experience with a certain issue is the ONLY experience to be had. Might have to borrow your haiku to post there. Permission?
Wish I could have played along, alas I had patients non-stop from 7 am to 2 pm. No haiku for me. That's okay though, I have absolutely no desire for a robot vacuum.
I would be interested to see how large the actual candidate pool is (perhaps even a list of the potential candidates)- with all the deletions from the various sites.
So they said they would choose the winners at 2 PM Eastern. Are we going to see the winners here, or will we just have to assume that if we weren't contacted directly, we're out of luck?
How about this, if any mehtizens DID win, speak up and re-share your winning haikus with the rest of us!
@rdean150 Dunno what a bit is, but @JonT said this a couple of hours ago:
Annnnnnd Haiku contest is officially over! Thanks for participating everyone, we loved seeing those entries! Keep an eye out for a wrap-up post in a bit.
@tuinybadger Yeah but I think most of the posts on here don't actually count. I.e. they are about meh itself, not the product, or they just posted here and not on an external deals site.
Still, it probably takes them awhile just to go through all the potential entries.
@rdean150 It didn't have to be about the product either. Just relevant to the current discussion: "But really, any discussion on any deals forum will do."
Hey, as it turns out Reading 600 comments Can take forever
I'll be making a post highlighting our favorites tomorrow and giving them nothing, but for now here are the randomly selected winners!
@jschulert ajar-major-head coming your way for your haiku over at Ben's Bargains Neato’s my best friend Cleans for me while I’m sleeping Best roommate ever
@kevin8er earnest-verbose-language ironically for your succinct use of language on Deals.Woot My favorite sunscreen is to wear as many clothes as is possible.
@vampje satirical-dorky-wool for your Something Awful haiku (image posted since you have to pay to use their forum. Smart move, SA…)
I posted mine on Deals.woot in a question -- there wasn't much else going on over there -- maybe I should try harder but that's not in the spirit of Meh
I SPAMMED a SPAM SPAM SPAMM SPAM for just $FREE.99. It’s SPAMMY!
My SPAM was SPAMMED that I SPAMMED it (not her main SPAM) but is now a SPAM.
It SPAMS really SPAMMY and does ‘SPAM SPAM’ to it’s SPAM when it needs a SPAM.
The SPAM NEVER SPAMS a long time. It SPAMS our living & dining rooms along with the SPAM ROOM on one charge. IT will SPAM likewise upstairs in the hallway and 4 SPAMROOMS.
SPAM does need to make sure that SPAM cords and such are SPAMMED out of the SPAM BECAUSE it SPAMS into those SPAMS very SPAMMILY.
Specs
Condition: New
Warranty: 1 Year Neato (Six month for battery)
Estimated Delivery: 8/11 - 8/13
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
What’s in the Box?
1x Neato BV85
1x Charge Base
1x Charge Cord
1x Combo Blade/Brush
3x High Performance Filter
1x Side Brush
1x Battery
1x Boundary Markers
Pictures
Top view
Side view
Recharging
Pew pew
Price Comparison
$599 List, $484.99 at Amazon
“Best for dog owners” review
Find a relevant price comparison? Please share it in a comment in this thread
Warranty
90 days
FIRST - and MEH!
meh
Meh! This Sucks! :P
Super Meh
Meh
Fun contest. I'll be posting something tomorrow for sure!
This product is meh
Robotic vacuums all suck
Cancel VMP ;)
@VeeDubTDI no they don't.
@mfladd yes they do
@jaremelz
@mfladd So what you're saying is, they don't work?
@mfladd
Your lucky I don't want to clutter this product thread up with the meme lashing you deserve.
@mfladd Is it time for a good old-fashioned tongue lashing?
@VeeDubTDI Love the ambiguity.
@mfladd my lucky... or your lucky?
@unixrab don't bother. I do it all the time ;)
My roomba is sad
Her batteries are failing
this would be real nice
@revloki new roomba bat'ry
srsly go search amazon
voltage levels rise
The website called Meh
The only place I visit
For slick online deals.
Haiku in forums
sounds easy enough to me
But where should I post it
@Thumperchick :( The last one has six syllables... :(
@Thumperchick It made my day buying my Bing Bong shirt and seeing the haikus in the discussion. Mission accomplished!
@juststephen @thumperchick maybe leave "it" off the last line?
@juststephen heh, I seemingly cannot count to 5.
Neato a botvac
is this like a good rhoomba?
prolly even worse :(
@heehaw it's comparable ( in several online tests, you can check) to the 800 series roombas, so yeah
@heehaw "Prolly" isn't a real word.
@heehaw This is waaaay better than a regular roomba due to the laser guide thingy it does. Nice straight clean lines. Good for my OCD.
The haikus are supposed to be posted in other forums and then linked to from this thread.
You all posting here
Do not understand the game
You spam other site
I read all the rules.
Error: They do not compute!
Noon is Before Two...
@mercury529 Oops! 2pm eastern is the deadline, updated it in one place and not the other.
@mercury529
Procrastination
Is like masturbation, cause
You're fucking yourself.
@dave
I assume you meant:
The deadline is two;
your aid was invaluable.
Here's your free vacuum!
:)
I find these bots neat
They whiz past my cat and feet
No more sweep, a treat.
For sale: Neato Botvac, never used
(Is this how it works?)
I got the post up on Slickdeals
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019399-neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-325-5-shipping?v=1&p=77428489#post77428489
Another Meh Deal
Its a robotic vacuum
In new condition
@bxm83 Your post is up for discussion by the mods on SD??
@luvche21 they probably weren't too happy about the dozen or so topics that were created lol.
I haiku'd
@wwwes It is sadly gone.
@ceagee Well, at least my alternate haiku is still up
robot vac spreads out
poop from my dogs mindlessly
new rug on meh cheap?
Here goes
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428513&postcount=5
For posterity
Robot vacuum law
"always keep rooms sparkling"
Thanks Bigger Bristles
@eugenewatson Is that one of Asimov's laws?
I heard it from Sarah Conner
here is my alternate link
I have a puppy
He sheds more fur in summer
I need a Botvac
@Kssg
He'll be a dog soon.
Cherish the time that you have.
And get potty pads.
http://home.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6428786&pageindex=1#post6429259
Yoooder remembers
Some class that had poetry
Counting can be hard
@Yoooder http://home.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6428786&pageindex=1#post6430057
That was really good
Wish I had thought of that first
Dreaming of FREE bots
@fjp999
As things have turned out
Woot deleted my entry
So you can be first
......until their haiku-hunters delete them all again
Though likely futile
Another post has been made
Just to annoy them
home.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6430762
http://imgur.com/F3L5JTd
@Yoooder
woot!/Amazon is
Known now as humorless site
Gotta act quick, Boo
On another site selling a 42" Visio TV:
http://electronics.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6428941&pageindex=1#post6429260
A Visio Screen, here.
Forty two is not enough.
Sixty is better.
slickdeals haiku
I haiku'd
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/display.aspx?p=58091760&sp=58091760&s=2#58091760
I followed the rules
Some haiku "lagniappe" which in
Cajun=lil extra!
Okay -- took me a while because first I had to start a darn thread. Oy Vey the work we cheapskates go through!
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019393-neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-325-on-meh?v=1&p=77428477#post77428477
Started a thread on woot.
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum
@lowlypeon
Replied to your post, in character :)
I enjoyed your post.
Syllabic rules were followed.
Carry on, my friend.
@lowlypeon you beat me there so I added mine to your thread in case mine gets removed as a dup.
A Neato vacuum
Is it keeping your floor neat?
Or just neat to use?
@lowlypeon I added mine to your thread also.
The floors do need cleaned
My bank account is not happy
No Neato for me now
@lowlypeon It's still up. Apparently, they still have a sense of humor. I posted there too.
Remember those guys
Who used to run this website?
They're now meh-dot-com.
@lowlypeon you guys are hilarious! They're over there debating sim cards and availability and there's all these random haikus!
You made me revive my woot account... I dont know if we can be friends now...
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/6134a5dd-bb6b-4504-a02e-b5b32598fbe1/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum
@darkzrobe I'm still a purple triangle after almost 2 years of inactivity!
@lumpthar I made it to #14 by only answering questions. I never post deals and I never upvote or downvote anything.
@cengland0 Wow. I made it to #9 once during a very slow weekend. Those names, though.
@lumpthar - I touched #1 twice, but it took a lot of time and effort.
@darkzrobe And those asshats deleted my "deal". I dont want to play anymore.
here is my link.....
http://slickdeals.net/f/8016767-neato-botvac-85-bv85-robot-robotic-vacuum-for-369-99-free-shipping
little vacuum bot
will you suck my carpet clean
i will enjoy it
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/4eeed823-04b7-4cf6-a1b7-b3604060089b/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#0
Redacted on woot.
Sadly I am not surprised
So here's a triple.
http://deals.woot.com/deals/comment/237558ff-0775-4c5a-ad88-dd1dc5ba49b8
On Slickdeals.net:
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428505#postcount=2
Slickdeals
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019393-neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-325-on-meh?p=77428549&posted=1#post77428549
user: vortex91
Check it over at Kinja. I think this is a direct link, maybe...
http://deals.kinja.com/whirring-vacuum-sounds-children-s-detritus-removed-awai-1721691696
And over at graveyard.woot.whatever
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/dd1dff15-d9b9-4325-9229-679e23aff09b/a-new-deal-every-day-at-midnight-eastern
On another site selling underwear:
http://accessories.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6428787&pageindex=1#post6429262
I wear Underwear,
But only in the winter.
Summer sadness reigns.
@Jeremy5626 First line should be five instead of four syllables. Not a haiku.
@juststephen It is 5
@juststephen
I Wear Un Der Wear
1 2 3 4 5
Mine's up on deals.woot.
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/aaa00abf-0f9c-4ce7-9cde-442e392d71a3/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#0
@ACraigL I was thinking of posting on woot, but I have a feeling they'll just get nuked.
@Thumperchick My deals.woot post nuked already!
@narfcake To be fair, there were like 4 duplicates of today's meh deal posted.
@ACraigL yours got nuked, dude.
@Thumperchick Yeah, figured it would happen, especially when I realized that I was like the third one out there. @Lowlypeon's is still living on, so I added my haiku brilliance there.
There's no way in hell
I'm spending five hundred bucks
Here in one weekend
I already spent
More than I really should have
To buy that Blendtec
There is no other
Deal site I want to post on
So Haikus go here
lol
@darkzrobe Mwahaha, first one up at woot. Read it and weep, fellow suckers.
@lowlypeon ya I was having issues thinking one up.
I don't know if I can post a second haiku, but I did anyway.
went metaphysical at the end
Slickdeals cozy coupe wagon....
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019365-little-tikes-cozy-coupe-wag/on-37-99?v=1
Had to join first, hope this works.
Slickdeals deleted it. Don't know if I need to repost? Anyone? @JonT? Bueller?
Nevermind, all comments are deleted and the thread has been locked.
Think I'll unjoin slickdeals, they don't allow fun.
Okay, posted it on the Woot deals thread. Damn.
Haven't been active there for over 3 years, still have a 96 rep.
Here's my post in one of the already various threads
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428589&postcount=10
Here, down in the South
'Bots are rare as summer snow
Gettin' chilly, though
-guyblank
http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6360262&pageindex=1#post6429265
posting to see what my username is...
Mine's at slickdeals: http://slickdeals.net/f/8019389-neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-325-5-shipping?v=1&p=77428591
20 minutes into the sale. If this flashmob brings more traffic here, then it might be nice to have sold more than zero Neato's.
Do not want botvac
Will not post anywhere else
Will not advertise
@Kidsandliz
Wish I could agree
I would really love a vac
Can not help but post!
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019033-walmart-a19-8-5-watt-led-light-bulb-60-watt-equivalent-2-47-without-rebate-subsidies?v=1&p=77428623#post77428623
Done. Fun. Won?
Haiku
Not really a positive contribution, but two Haikus sneaked in plain language: http://slickdeals.net/f/8016767-neato-botvac-85-bv85-robot-robotic-vacuum-for-369-99-free-shipping
Mine got deleted and the thread closed. Oops. Here is my post:
For three twenty five, and not even refurbished, check out Meh.com.
Not sure how it fairs, since I have a Roomba now, but I'm sure they're close.
-fatherfork
I guess my mistake was posting the deal and reference to a competing site. Not really what you asked us to do, but your competition is mad at you today.
Here a backup site: http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#18b2eeb5-c9a9-4389-b823-2920aef3e3cc
So I went for Fatwallet, the only site I can remember a username and password for that's not a ghost town.
Unfortunately my post is in moderation, because it's my first deal ever there. There wasn't a deal thread for the Neato vac, so I went ahead and created one.
However, here's my haiku. If I get a link, I'll try to come back here and post it:
Meh.com has vac (link to the site)
Score a suck robot today
Cheaper than elsewhere
Edit: Ooh, and shot down immediately.
You are receiving this note because the following message was deleted from the topic:
Neato Botvac 85 $325 + $5 s/h meh.com 8/3/15
[l=Meh.com has vac]http://meh.com[/l]
Score a suck robot today
For less than elsewhere!
$325 + $5 s/h, compare to $485 at [L=Amazon]/Amazon-coupons/#shopnow=http://www.amazon.com/[/L].
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The vacuum goes round.
Bumping into furniture.
Confuses my cat.
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428661&postcount=7
Posted...
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#04b48106-d51a-41c5-940a-4f4b00b2d8d6
Three in a row...on a fucking roll.
In the knives dock
No meh can Botvac
How soon it must lasers
Botvac's knives
bath of the knives!
the knives's meh through
Botvac lasers
meh, that meh,
To the in the bath.
In the Botvac meh
No laser can Botvac
How soon it must meh.
It is done.
Dirt on the hardwood
Dust bunnies are taking over
Please send help to me
This Bot, it does suck
As a bonus, theres lasers
And lasers don’t blow.
Since Fatwallet are a bunch of buzzkills, I joined in the fun at Slickdeals.
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428781&postcount=11
On Ben's Bargains:
http://bensbargains.com/bargain/portable-mini-tabletop-outdoor-heating-system-94-at-walmart-148979/#comment-2....
(had to space it out. they thought i was speaking naughty words. fuckers.)
Fu ku bu ku ro.
i said, Fu ku bu ku ro.
Fu ku bu ku ro.
The rules for this game
Are laid out with precision
Yet VMPs fail
Linked above.
I posted on slickdeals...
Dumb auto-currupt
http://slickdeals.net/share/android_app/t/8019389
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428845&postcount=5
frozenokie -
Pet hair killed rumba
Botvac might fix this big mess
Clean floors here again!
Night Summer breezes
Give me an impulse to buy
But only from Meh
Done!! Now I'm waiting for my botvac.😆
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428753&postcount=8
Well you've connived your way into me finally making a forum post. I hope you're happy Meh.
True Story: http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428933&postcount=8
I bandwagon'd on a deals.woot post - but I'm not sure it'll stick.
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019393-neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-325-on-meh?v=1&p=77428929&posted=1#post77428929
Or here maybe later:
http://dealnews.com/Vacmaster-12-V-Corded-Handheld-Wet-Dry-Vac-for-20-pickup-at-Home-Depot/1405455.html
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428921&postcount=12
Read the Instructions
I did not do correctly
Please give anyway
@LaughinMan Four instead of five on the third line... Anyway.
@juststephen anyway=3 sylables
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428943&postcount=14
I couldn't resist,
Haiku battles are awesome.
Is 'deals' one or two?
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428883&postcount=6
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428953&postcount=9
Here's the link to my review haiku.
http://slickdeals.net/forums/userposts.php?u=5742279&do=posts
Seven dogs one house,
Dog hair evidence is gone,
Thanks to my Neato
I will stay up late
pricey robot is ugly
I quickly click meh
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1448487/?newest=1#last
is it really neat?
should i buy or should i Meh?
either way good Meh
-Kazia
My floor is dirty
I mean, I have a vacuum
But it scares my cat
slick deals combined the threads...
new link
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77429101&postcount=14
I tried to find a deals forum that wasn't already shared to...
http://www.sharemydeal.com/forums/hot-deals/topics/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-325?friend=curtise
Or http://www.sharemydeal.com/forums/hot-deals/topics/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-325 without the apparent referral link?
This is ridiculous and funny and awesome.
I added on to the thread @curtise made, but I could not find a way to link to my post. Mine is the 2nd comment, and reads:
After signing up for VMP:
if you aren’t buying
cancel before end of month
(it auto-renews)
Here is a link to my inquiry. Looked like someone had to ask the hard questions. http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77429073&postcount=12
Finally I get to use this joke publicly, and since it's in haiku it's inoffensive, right? Rosie (our white Botvac) replaced our beloved Scooter (a black Roomba.) Scooter needed rescue practically every day from getting lost or stuck under the furniture.
We replaced our black bot with a mostly white one that speaks no English.
I'll see myself out.
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428963&postcount=10
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#f1e70e39-8fb2-40e7-bff6-e3a09027f651
afwaller
Breakfast octopus
Starts new three letter website;
Speaker docks and knives
A Neato user here. They are pretty amazing. Yeah, regular vacuuming does a better job, you aren't going to vacuum 7 days a week though.
At our house it keeps the never ending tide of malamute hair to a level that can just be spot cleaned once a week rather than daily. The bin is bigger than roombas, the thing runs for over an hour (does 3 large rooms and makes it to its charger on one charge). Side brush is very helpful.
Let's try it again...
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428965&postcount=11
Botvac is too cool
I really want to win one
If not that will suck
Yhorse
I am just in here
to link to my haiku post
over at slickdeals
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428487&postcount=2
@carl669 Fail. The third line has four instead of five syllables.
@juststephen Yay. You fixed it.
I went a different route and kept the haiku going but for ANYTHING other than robotic vacuums!
Meh tries very hard
But all they sell is garbage
Meh needs a botvac
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019389-neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-325-5-shipping-at-meh-com?page=2&rpid=77428459
I Love my Botvac
Bought one for chic to get laid
Did not work I'm Dumb
Blackadder
Here is my contribution :)
http://slickdeals.net/newsearch.php?inuserid%5B%5D=890524&q=Neato&searchin=all&t=8019389
Rather use my time
Cheap deals and frugal spending
Neato cleans not me.
Teretami
Slickdeals closed down the thread - what a shame. Did slickdeals get bought by Amazon and go uncool, too?
@blackadder - Yeah, I don't get their problem with it - it seemed like it was fun and informative (kind of). It would be funny now if the Woot one stays up.
Original nuked. So again.
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77429207&postcount=16
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/444d1d7e-4db3-4937-9c67-e03cdc400cc3/big-joe-roma-chair-multiple-colors
I need a hundred
Fill hippiechik's room with joy
and squishy soft goodness
@hippiechik Fail. The last line has six syllables.
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77429389&postcount=35
Silly Windows Ten
Did you think that you would win
You shall fall once more
http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429720&pageindex=1#post6430040
First it was a hoot
Yawn, now it is just a woot
Makes me wanna poot
http://slickdeals.net/f/8016767-neato-botvac-85-bv85-robot-robotic-vacuum-for-369-99-free-shipping?v=1
Lasers for the win
Reviews great, don't hesitate
Haiku rhyme is sin
OK, trying again, that "View Single Post" URL was really hidden:
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77429309&postcount=9
Here's the Haiku:
robot suckerfish
licks hardwood to spit shine planks
no filter in tank
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77429423&postcount=3
This deal is lacking
The quality is quite poor
I have seen better
My haiku for Botvac.
Mine...
http://slickdeals.net/f/8016767-neato-botvac-85-bv85-robot-robotic-vacuum-for-369-99-free-shipping?p=77429419#post77429419
floor is so dirty
now it's time to clean it up
robot vacuum go!
http://slickdeals.net/f/8017169-bartender-i-ll-take-a?v=1
I will drink root beer
I do not drink alcohol
Me Teetotaler
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum
I do not like them
But toleration is keen
On the moonlight wave
http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6430043
It is not Christmas
Can you not already tell
December can wait
Found an old bot deal
Posted bot vacuum haiku
Even linked to meh
http://deals.kinja.com/robots-are-so-cool-especially-if-vacuums-meh-has-sale-t-1721696636
http://slickdeals.net/f/8017169-bartender-i-ll-take-a?v=1
I hate haikus
there is such little to like
enjoy i surely wont
@v It has six though for the last line? en-jo-ey, i sure-ly- wont... Sorry, I'm the haiku police.. Not really.. I just can't sleep.
@juststephen http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/enjoy
@juststephen and @thumperchick and @hippiechik, huh? en-joy. at the risk of being naive, never mind, I for sure am, but what am I missing?
@v :) does this work better?
I hate haikus
there is such little to like
enjoy, i will not!
Yeah, I don't think so either...
Posted at Woot
You were the first one
You used to be the best one
But now there is Meh
http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429720&pageindex=1#post6430045
@mydrivec They keep deleting! http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429720&pageindex=1#post6430106
@mydrivec http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=5802723&pageindex=222#post6430108
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77429557&postcount=5
On slickdeals
cowboom sells good sets
JMHSRV got one years ago
it still gels the brain
Damn, Slickdeals has gone full Nazi on this little game.
@Portlis Yeah they have... "This thread has been closed, pending mod discussion. It may or may not be re-opened. Thank you for understanding and patience!" laaaaaaaaaaame.
This is fun!
expensive ass cheese
This is a good deal?
Almost four-fiddy for CHEESE?
Why it cost so much??
The force is with Meh
Meh Makes Vacuuming Easy
Use the Force, oh Meh!
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019465-amazon-fire-tv-stick-24-99-free-store-pickup-best-buy?v=1&p=77429587#post77429587
Haiku attempt two
Slickdeals mods are cracking down
FatWallet better
(same haiku as before, new link because SD is lame!)
Lasers for the win
Reviews great, don't hesitate
Haiku rhyme is sin
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1448487/?newest=1#last
I once had a cat
but then i bought a neato
now she scares the dogs
Posted on woot, hope it stays...
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#d4c96b18-a993-4ba7-87ba-07a43ef24f01
Rather use my time
Cheap deals and frugal spending
Neato cleans not me.
Teretami
Got my posts in over at Deals.woot first at Ben's Bargains
I've always wanted to know what a robotic vac will do when it encounters my cat's vomit...
Picture proof for when the mod's crack down on these sites like the devils over at SlickDeals are doing
my second try is
now over at deals dot woot
slickdeals can bite me
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#25793a81-57ea-41d3-a5ae-30b82cc439c1
Slickdeals is now pissed
Who shall Meh users anger?
I vote Amazon
I'm guessing the Deals woot thread will get scrubbed... so i posted one on today's shirt.
Mediocre deal,
since I already have one.
Won't get meh to buy.
http://home.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6430055
I couldn't find a deal site that would let me post on a new account!!! So here's my Haiku..
For a deal that 'sucks'
Check out meh.com, suck-a!
Neato bot vac, meh...
Bing Bong made me cry,
embarrassing for a man.
Pixar knows my soul.
http://shirt.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6430058
we posted haikus
like you asked us to do
angry deal sites now
@Thumperchick I shouldn't help my competition out but I like you so I will this time :) I think your Haiku is 5-6-5. You may have been tripped up on the word asked:
like (1) you (1) asked (1) us (1) to (1) do (1) = 6
@cengland0 eh, I couldn't decide, so I just went with it. shrug
@Thumperchick You could satisfy @cengland0 if you changed it to "askèd".
Lasers guide its path
Across Cheerio-strewn floors
Toddlers are messy
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1448487/?newest=1#last
Woot!
Deleted my Haiku too...
(Wouldn't of happened on Dave's watch)
I did it on FatWallet but betting it gets shut down:
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/
Best for dog owners.
But what about cat owners?
Not for fish either.
@dave - This is up at Reddit deal for now as well.
@dave @snapster A bit shocked but both of my threads are actually still up as of 10:40 am EST. It's flagged a best deal at FW. :-) Here's an extra for you:
I have the XV
It's come down with dementia
Can not find it's base
It's behind a paywall, but I know some Meh staffers have a login :)
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650732&pagenumber=44&perpage=40#post448485650
I love making these.
Haikus are so obnoxious!
Annoy everyone :D
If I win a vaccum, I promise to post vids of my awesome cats riding it and meh has full license to use them to promote the site!
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650732&pagenumber=44#lastpost
According to meh,
They need more advertising.
Hopefully this works!
@versabox sadly cats can't ride neatos... you see neatos have this cool laser turret and that is how they move in a uniform pattern instead of randomly bumping around the room like a roomba... cats block the laser turret and make the poor neato think its hitting things.
Tried to be relevant to the discussion, funny, and covert so it doesn't get deleted. Hope it stays until 2PM Eastern. :D
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019125-fruit-of-the-loom-men-s-basic-7-pack-briefs-white-7-82-shipping-amazon-com?v=1&p=77429839#post77429839
@jdp aw it got deleted. gonna try again..
@jdp i think posting your hikau here only will qualify... look closely at the qualifiers:
meh.com is my "favorite online deals community" ;)
@thismyusername Well if any discussion on any deal forum will do then here we're discussing my haiku I wrote about tighty whities. Technicalities for the win! Here's how it goes:
Great for hot weather.
No more stuck balls on my thigh.
My man junk thanks you.
staring in the dark
at the cold phosphorus glow
I meh with no pants
My Windows 10 Haiku on Woot
:)
My contribution to the ensuing hilarity: http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#4da0cf81-d953-4082-923e-880c154da5fb
For the record:
Vacuums with lasers?
What’s next, speaker docks with bombs?
War comes to my home
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/82f155dc-50ac-4999-bc06-e2f3d6cfcc13/jbl-loft-40-125-watt-5-1-4-two-way-bookshelf-speakers#b44a0f7a-b06e-4388-b605-00000ed7f861
I also lack books, but I've been fixing that. I should probably get the shelf before I have too many books though...
Moderated to death! But I keep on tryin... This time in a toy post.
Our last Minecraft toys
Were eaten by the vacuum
Hope third time's the charm!
Edit jaremelz (10)
http://slickdeals.net/f/8018571-6-pk-minecraft-animal-toys-13-35-fsss?v=1&p=77429969#post77429969
http://m.bensbargains.com/bargain/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-330-at-meh-com-147478/
Not sure if I successfully linked straight to my comment, but I'm second comment from the top (unless I get deleted), so I should be easy to find.
last time around passed
had remorse because of it
what vmp perk this time
@thismyusername forgot to post the link to my haiku https://meh.com/forum/topics/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#55bf0c8c25ea7d6006b172f1 ;)
@thismyusername my meh.com username is @thismyusername
ok I think I have met all requirements...
and continue to strugle with buying one, because this is technically a $10 jump from what I thought I would be paying last time and an actual $61 dollar jump due to the cool vmp thing you did last time.
Curse your toying with my price sensitivity.
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#f6c1a2f8-b5fe-4d84-9188-5b38ed8265e0
Dust and dirt gather
Filth overtakes my bedroom
Neato still charging
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650732&pagenumber=44#post448486230
that thread is how i found meh.
Mediocre sales
on speaker docks, knives, vacuums
fukubukuro!
No dock with a clock
This beauty sucks so much more
Where is the hamster?
Know this haiku not
Submitted as rules require -
I don't freakin care
Problem with this place -
Everything I want to buy
Sold out in one hour.
Don't know why I waste
Precious time to log in here
May get lucky once -
Day is not this day.
But at least this offer not
Thousand buck blender.
not competitive
enjoying others efforts
scattered here and there
I'll need a lot of floor care to go with this purchase!
Here's mine:
Seems as if everyone is waiting to win one. No one's buying!
@YahSah15 And I am one of them! :)
On mobile, but here's my haiku
@bmuirwmu ok the link generates it :) but if the link goes black... Not yet locked this is
Others do not play nice with this
Fun comments ensue
-Sohmageek
Also awesome idea meh! However it looks like a lot of the forums do like to link to here but don't like to play along!
@sohmageek I'm guessing reddit is the only place not removing comments
I'd get one myself,
But I've spent all my savings
On my VMP
Issacsullivan
need a new motto
also need a cleaner house
have dirt will vacuum
so many cliches
are befitting such a deal
here is one, this sucks
For this price, either
Bribe wife to clean for one day
Or get years from Meh!!!
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163153/#m19163153
nothing says bad deal
like a roomba clone and a
twenty-four hour wait
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/910dbb3d-3307-45fb-9268-8b00b976ba34/crock-pot-6-quart-programmable-slow-cooker-w-little-dipper#ff3f0b85-8b5b-4347-b93c-de52de24b84e
@connorbush
About A Crock Pot, by connorbush
I own the large pot
It prepares meals like a champ
Two years cooking strong
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum
Did I link it right?
Working on the cell at work.
No tattling on me!
My haiku link
Neato in my home
sucks up dirt,does not complain
deal trumps teenagers
Link to other site. http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum
In case it gets nuked.
It is four o'clock
Already very tired
Work time for money
Robot! Clean the floors!
"Yes Master. I live to serve."
Botvac, you are great!
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163161/#m19163161
Woke up at 4:10
Meh f'in meh botvac meh
Just a banana!!!!!
Seven hundred ten
Seven hundred eleven
Seven hundred twelve
Line breaks evidently are not allowed at this site at all. But my haiku is there!
Here 'tis:
Slight difficulty
In navigating the site
Yahsah15 now
I want one badly
Credit card is overwhelmed
Please let me win one
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/
@cengland0 Honestly I'd love one too... and no I'm not buying one any time soon... I have a baby, and we have an awesome cordless dyson that outperforms the other vacuum... but... I think it would be interesting to see how my son would react to it. :)
@sohmageek I bought a Roomba from Meh and it sort of works. It doesn't handle multiple rooms well.
I bought a Dyson DC44 Animal cordless from Woot recently but when I received it, it didn't have the wand that connects the vacuum to the floor sweeper. Woot wasn't very helpful in getting me the part so I had to send it back for a refund. Now I'm Dysonless too. :{
http://www.woot.com/offers/dyson-dc44-animal-cordless-vacuum-white
I've been eyeballing the Neato because it handles multiple rooms better than the Roomba. Today was my opportunity but I already spent $2,324.07 this month (so far) and I try to pay off the credit card in full. That will be a huge payment.
I am very sad
I will probably not buy
There is hope to win
@cengland0
Resistance is futile
You'll be assimilated
Hope is Irrelevant
Better haiku soon
@sohmageek
Not an expert but
I think yours is incorrect
Is six seven six
@cengland0 very true. Wasn't counting properly.
@cengland0
We are Meh We are
One item is in the store
Cheer up suckers!
Better?
a bit of yoda... but ok...
@cengland0 I'm in the market for a used Roomba. Deal?
@sohmageek
Haiku not better
It still has a counting flaw
Is five seven four
@YahSah15 Deal. Buy today's Neato and send it to me. I will then send you my used Roomba.
@cengland0
We are Meh We are
One item is in the store
Hey! Cheer up suckers!
Better?
a bit of yoda... but ok...
Here's one for fatwallet:
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454739/?newest=1#last
For a fatwallet printer (this time I remembered my username)
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454677/?newest=1#last
First post plus haiku
I'm mostly doing this because I got an e-mail saying I was one of the more "active contributors". (No one burst my bubble and tell me that 100,000 people got the same email)
Here's a mattress contribution:
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/reply.php?catid=18&threadid=1454747&messid=19163141&start=0
@naropa I wonder how many of us got that e-mail... I got it also. My wife does tell me I spend more time with you folks than her however...
@naropa
We are not special?
I refuse to accept that,
But it's a large tribe.
@naropa @sohmageek @Alien
No, no. I'm sure we're a very elite club. Hope it doesn't hurt the others' feelings.
@KDemo my wife didn't get the email. So... :)
gotem http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163179/#m19163179
Haiku about the Neato on Woot: http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#a15224d1-3bb7-4f2d-94c8-8b7172b44a54
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=448488530
I sincerely hope I have not shamed my ancestors with this display.
I made a haiku / and here is a link to it / It's Haiku-ception
Meh, I check daily
Fun to read each description
First post and haiku
Here's a link to a haiku about this fire stick sale
@Einherjar13 oh wow slickdeals is removing all of these
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454771/m19163212/#m19163212
http://shirt.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429956&pageindex=1#post6430132
My second haiku at a second site :
Cat dreams: Neato ride
He has watched too many gifs
My dreams: fur sucked up
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#eb230cb0-9674-4f16-9d07-fa1a2d6d07d6
Got my haiku in!
Got it on Ben's Bargains
http://m.bensbargains.com/bargain/240-count-lysol-disinfecting-wipes-6-48-at-amazon-75289/
Please help me retire the substandard Roomba!
my third at third site (post pending) You can click a button to show pending posts though.
Neato Botvac deal
Kinja members like clean floors ?
Day’s worries sucked up
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77431171&postcount=37
A four pack of tape measures on slickdeals. (25' + 16' + 12' + 12') I thought it would be useful information to know exactly how long that is!
All four of these tapes
Are exactly as tall as
A big snow Buddha
@gskellig (Just in case the slickdeals link breaks as it looks like it has for many other slickdeals posters... Here is a screenshot https://cloudup.com/cV-w-_Eud0g)
@gskellig Yeah... Why did slickdeals delete my post?!?!
I posted it again... http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77438965&postcount=39
Woot shirt - they really want to believe.
http://shirt.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429956&pageindex=1#post6430242
"i want to believe"
but my dreams are dashed daily
the crap has become real
Oops - it says "Crap has become real."
Posted on Deals.Woot
I want a robot
To vaacuum my floors for me
Because I'm lazy
Woot accessories - nothing but real crap
http://accessories.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6428743&pageindex=1#post6430248
The crap became crap
The monkeys often screamed out
Now nothing but shrugs
@obxer if we don't play nice they will delete us all.
Please rethink dissing Woot.
Doh. They've deleted me.
35 people have commented on the woot post, but it only has ten up votes...
Also, some of y'all have questionable standards of "adding to the discussion." :p
4th haiku at 4th site
One day only deal
Neato Botvac sucks up dirt
Happy you clicked meh
a visit to woot
to write my meh-ish haiku
all before coffee
http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429720&pageindex=1#post6430249
Dust and hair all gone
Neato on Meh is strong
Buy one, you can't go wrong
~ Mehatron27
Haiku'd on Fatwallet
First post on SD
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163252/#m19163252
The link above represents my entry today. For those Meh forum dwellers thinking life isn't worth clicking through to see my post, here is what you are missing:
Deal hunters rise up
Take charge of your bargaining
This vac really sucks.
-epinsly
Tesla? On that other page... Deserves a haiku
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/d62d867f-d214-4cca-9677-8b8784f12d05/1-000-off-tesla-model-s-limited-time-offer#8b0b2610-5701-4b68-8a18-d775fc38a98d
@crktfrog for those not into clicky
Yes a cat can fly
Gliding forward without thought
Whiskers bent behind.
@crktfrog cranky mods deleted it already- does that mean it doesn't count? I did as instructed!
I flatly refuse
To write haiku
Goddamnit.
OK, I'll play along. Here's what went on Slickdeals this morning (http://slickdeals.net/f/8018859-keurig-2-0-k200-coffeemaker-15-best-buy-giftcard-48-k-cups-24-k-carafe-pods-free-shipping-88?page=9&rpid=77422707&rp=1#comments). Fun!
A morning coffee thought, based on what I saw out my kitchen window today:
Sunshine in the east
All the hummingbirds are up
You should be too, love
@sarahsda
Yay!!
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#f7ba41a0-f367-4d8c-ad4e-a419e980f1f0
Neato Botvac sucks
That's really a compliment
Dirt going away
-also because I didn't fully understand the rules-
http://deals.woot.com/questions/details/582e5cc7-9a92-4d77-a386-0b0aeae75b11/isnt-it-time-for-a-haiku-break#0
Robot Invasion
Stopped in Philadelphia
Skynet takes a fall
Couldn't get SlickDeals to work:
SlickDeals you bastards
Post all my favorite things
But not my Haikus
Got my post in:
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019515-kindle-voyage-for-149-limited-time-w-promo-voyage149?v=1&src=tdw
Direct link to post.
@ELUNO Damn, moderated to oblivion!
ok this is number 5 at 5th site ( first one to post at deal news btw)
Botvac cleans for you
Jetson's fantasy come true
Buy at meh brand new
~ceagee
Commented :)
http://home.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6428786&pageindex=1#post6430259
and
http://tools.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429881
Summer-time sadness
Is interrupted. Joyful
Bare feet on carpet.
~eugene077
Posted at BensBargains
This thing really sucks
But it sucks in a good way
Unlike Nickelback
I also left words
On this long page of haiku
Around 6 A.M.
(It's the one written by christinewas... And I like pointing out the obvious.)
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#38
Here's my Haiku. I was feeling very Schrodinger.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650732&pagenumber=44#post448489632
neato botvac lays
in a state of both on and
off until purchased
Too many Docks
But this good slick Neato
May make me VMP
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019587-lysol-disinfecting-wipes-lemon-and-lime-blossom-240-count-3-pack-6-48-or-less-free-shipping
Pretty lemon lime,
Sweet flower-verily so.
Sour fruit, nice wipes.
-capecodjewel
This is a self link
Because meh is the best site
To post haikus on
Help me Botvac, help
Dog hair, covering the floor
Hateful wife bitches
how skynet began
remove humanity’s dirt
then dirty humans
http://bensbargains.com/bargain/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-330-at-meh-com-147478/
Posted my haiku
Only deal site I'm member
Want a bot vacuum
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019465-amazon-fire-tv-stick-24-free-in-store-pickup?v=1&page=14&rpid=77429093
My fire stick rules me
I live by and die for it
How I met your mother.
JML326
http://slickdeals.net/f/8008037-free-i-m-blessed-t-shirt-bottle?v=1&p=77431699#post77431699
why not more!
To be blessed is great
The light shine down and warm me
My feet no longer cold
jml326
http://slickdeals.net/f/8005231-best-way-to-buy-a-plane-ticket-as-a-gift?v=1
love to live to fly
wings catch the air peanuts served
Seat belt sign off bathroom.
jml326
Here is my advice for an RDP alternative in Haiku form
http://deals.woot.com/questions/comment/5523011d-8c37-4e75-bfa0-5fead9e1325e
http://bensbargains.com/bargain/-10-credit-w-50-gift-card-purchase-at-150407/#comment-4
Replace the Drachma
with Amazon currency
Greek austerity
~808
FatWallet Post
I don't like to clean
Vacuuming floors isn't fun
Botvac, do your job
Here's my haiku for some BBQ Meat Claws on Deals.Woot.
BBQ Meat Claws Haiku
And here's a screencap if they yank it down.
@PanicSwitch I didn't even catch that when I wrote mine- nice! Crap, now it looks like I copied.
@sammydog01 Haha, it's all good and it's all in the spirit of Haiku day!
@sammydog01 @PanicSwitch we've been deleted.
@darksaber99999 They deleted the entire deal- I don't get it
@sammydog01 Ah they're no fun at all
http://bensbargains.com/bargain/healthy-foods-yonanas-dessert-maker-30-at-150405/
Lactobacillus
consume digested excrete
yogurt is bug poo
~808
Lehigh here is 2by4 there... http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163279/#m19163279
People really win on MehTV?
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c229b419-a2df-45b1-a65c-42ee7fb33c75/bbq-heat-resistant-meat-claws-meat-forks-meat-handlers-pork-shredder-claws-easil#1
Chop meat without burns
almost like Freddy Krueger
this makes sense to me
@sammydog01 (I didn't see the other better entry but I'll leave this here anyway)
bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk crash
god dammit roomba!
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650732&pagenumber=44#lastpost
@smozi this is awesome!
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019305-vtech-sit-to-stand-smart-cruiser-13-23-target-free-store-pick-up?v=1&p=77431765&posted=1#post77431765
My house is dirty.
All I do is sweep dog hair.
Meh will save the day.
Dis_member all apple products
An empty forum
A troll sneaks quietly in
Posts soar, life anew
Also, in case it needs to be in the "community" deals, I've contributed here too.
Also, I disregarded the actual rules, and have since rectified that issue.
These wrenches turn well
Rusted bolts better beware
But pricey, buy cheap
Robot love machine
Just kidding I'm not that weird
Or am I lying?
Came in with high hopes
Struck gold with free extra cash
Thank you for the tip
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163295/#m19163295
The rug’s already clean
Hardwood floors are spic and span
I just want a friend.
On deals.woot
Yea, I did it.
Here it is if you don't want to go there (i don't blame you).
these deals are OK
but i still feel entitled
to get some free shit
username: woodhead
bonus:
i'm wearing meh socks
but i hope no one sees them
explaining is weird
somethingawful post link here!
Brand new apartment
All my money has been spent
The dust, this will dent
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/3f80e7ec-5531-4b2a-b588-641ef8bfdc02/popsicle-molds-ice-pop-molds-for-toddlers-small-set-of-6-pink-kitchen-dinin#11b7a0b0-69a3-46c4-a30c-961cd319770b
giant rings for tots
made of healthy juice and fruit
melt all over hands?
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163302/#m19163302
here's my haiku
hopefully i win this one
to clean my home up
@Braiker disqualified - ending a sentence with a preposition is a no no
A great deal today
a house clean for little green
Meh does it daily
-gnext2 dealnews here is the link to it
http://dealnews.com/Neato-Botvac-85-Robotic-Vacuum-for-325-5-s-h/1414165.html#comments
sligett
Dealmac was the first
Site to offer deals to me
What sites do you use?
I am a slave to free stuff that I don't really need, so I posted on slickdeals. Also, looking for a sweet PS4 deal. Anyone know of any?!
Here is mine on fatwallet:
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163300/#m19163300
Machine uprising!
Embrace robot overlords.
Secretly destroy.
@dave I tried to post on spoofee, even had to open my own thread. Mods haven't allowed it through yet, if and when they do I will post a link. Here is my Haiku:
I hate to vacuum
This would clean my house for me
Please give me one free
went to post a poem
Nazi mods locked the thread
I has a sad now
My dog will chase this,
little Botvac vacuum toy.
Expensive cleaning.
I went for the rhyming acrostic haiku, woot seemed appropriate for this...
Mediocre stuff,
Especially neato bots,
Hoovers well enough,
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#968543dc-4e9c-4b92-84fc-0a2bd9e6c11c
http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429720&pageindex=1#post6430295
That is an apple
it does not look delicious
it is too crunchy
cf1
My floors are dirty
Roomba packed in the attic now
Should I just buy this?
I posted Haiku,
'Cause I really need a Vac,
on Slick Deals Dot Net
http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429720&pageindex=1#post6430298
Sadly I can see
no meal on this site for me
When Apple is served
http://bensbargains.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1629786#1629786
Neato’s my best friend
Cleans for me while I’m sleeping
Best roommate ever
I'm gonna hit Kinja at ~10:30 EST because that's my usual go-to and they deserve some of my meh poetry
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#f6ea6d7d-917e-4a74-bd3f-3658291a9695
Cleaning the floors sucks balls.
Robots should clean them for me.
The floors, not my balls.
Edison517
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163322/#m19163322
Do you like good jokes
This robotic vacuum sucks
Just like my humor
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/fa0b0e1b-76cd-41b4-b0a9-b3601bf750f6/lenovo-outlet
I always see "deals"
On refurbished lenovos
Get them here instead
i posted on bendsbargins
Square shape fits corners.
Better this than a round one.
Some "Dave" guy sent me.
-medzfrommeh
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum#e1dad724-927b-427c-97dd-1792ddbea9eb
My Roomba has died.
This looks like a good robot.
I suck at Haiku.
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/?newest=1#last
Kitty Knievel
Ride! Corners still need hand vac
Home is Neato clean
nsamadisy
Um, so far today...
We sold nearly 1 of these
That's nada total.
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c229b419-a2df-45b1-a65c-42ee7fb33c75/bbq-heat-resistant-meat-claws-meat-forks-meat-handlers-pork-shredder-claws-easil#965de30f-399b-4bf6-8901-195824563764
Aspiring Shredder,
These will not work on turtles:
Can't lift heavy meat
Moved here post-deletion: http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/621b4d79-abc9-4bb6-b134-469f43c687a6/craftsman-20-piece-ratcheting-wrench-set-inch-metric
Aspiring Shredder,
This will not work on turtles:
Wrenches aren't meat claws
http://slickdeals.net/f/8017239-blendtec-total-blender-with-wildside-jar-refurbished-224-shipped?v=1&p=77432389#post77432389
To honor an academy award worthy short video produced by Meh.com, I present this Haiku:
Banana on chair
Two minutes I did stare, at
Banana on chair
-Bebosgame
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/0186d513-2970-457c-944d-6d31d7a09509/wireless-bluetooth-sunglasses-for-iphones-samsung-htc-more#16389b24-6ca8-470e-8f10-a8087eea9375
I can not believe
Slickdeals opted to stop this
sales site show of love
Thread Closed......
I posted on Ben
I hope somebody sees it
Not a vibrant place
Just re-read the rules. My username wasn't in the post specifically, but my username there is the same as here: daveJay. Hope that counts :)
Slick Deals KILLED my post
So it's Deals dot Woot dot Com
Where Haiku resides
meh is my deal site
And I don't need the botvac
I'll just leave this here
cheap for neato, true
riches bag a roomba too
v-bot's fine for me
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/#m19163342
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163340/#m19163340
A tribute to our robot adventurers
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650732&pagenumber=44#post448489746
My fukuru bag
Was full of trash I hate it
Makes me want to die
http://deals.woot.com/questions/details/db66002b-dde8-4f28-8f78-a669ec6798ce/whats-the-requirements-to-advertise-on-community-deals#4de7b299-e893-4038-b297-10e33b5f8da7
It should be deal-ish
It should be available
Check the FAQ
http://deals.woot.com/faq
-Pantheist
here's my haiku
Since Slickdeals decided to be asswipes because they can't appreciate a few haikus, I've submitted an item to Deals.Woot and posted my haiku there.
I'll even post a bonus haiku here:
Suck a dick, SlickDeals!
You need a sense of humor.
For that, long live Meh!
Oh magic sting ray
Bon bons for me this fine day
As dirt whisks away
Posted this on Slickdeals (I have the same username there as I have here). If it gets killed by those stick-in-the-muds, well at least I tried:
http://slickdeals.net/f/8017215-the-collected-works-of-hayao-miyazaki-pre-order-amazon-exclusive-225?v=1&p=77432567
Miyazaki films
Such beautiful works of art
But this deal is meh
a rebuke of ugly yellow "soft white" light bulbs:
soft white light falls stale
bright white energy reins high
no deal for yellow
~tjamesturner
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019033?p=77432725#post77432725
My attempt, at you-know-where...
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum
On Fat Wallet,
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163368/#m19163368
Thanks Meh
[I promise it's there some where][1]
For a few moments the Pollyanna in me felt ever so slightly guilty for leaving my drive-by haiku there on Deals and then I remembered the infamous Crab incident. I once was a very bad Viking.
@LaVikinga well crap. serves me right for trying to edit my comment without coffee
enter link description here
Here's my entry on Woot (same username):
Deals.woot for me
Square Muffins are odd
Efficiency at what cost?
Round is right for me
-potatoboy
I'd have done SD, but they seem to be nuking anything haiku related.
Well this game was one way to get me to post in Deals.Woot again. Oh the memories.
You can check out the crappy haiku here.
I doubled up on Haikus in deals.woot because of Slickdeals being pissy and shutting down the deal/haiku thread.
Another SomethingAwful one:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650732&pagenumber=44#post448491780
Stay up every night
Something went terribly wrong
Meh click over friends
By two eastern time
A Haiku written to rhyme
Neato not a dime
http://bensbargains.com/bargain/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-330-at-meh-com-147478/#comment-9
I need to vacuum
much more often than I do
maybe this will help.
http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429720&pageindex=1#post6430338
Oh i havent posted on woot is a very long time!
Posted on Slickdeals K-Cup Thread
I like my coffee
Just as I like my women
Hot, Wet, and Dark Roast
Fire stick forum on Fat Wallet.
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454755/m19163389/#m19163389
Here's mine on the woot Neato site too
I'd love a robot
but my cats do disagree
Old vacuum it is
woot neato comments
mkay, time to see if Kinja is good with my haiku. also the permalink it gets is awesome.
http://deals.kinja.com/that-bot-is-neato-great-when-hardwood-floors-abound-or-1721731964
SlickDeals deletes all
But people keep trying it
Sad Haiku is Sad
Mine got deleted from SD so I reposted over at woot.
http://deals.woot.com/deals/comment/f3837935-5109-4034-a09d-a47670f3cbb2
Post is up at Fat Wallet:
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454756/?newest=1#last
"Have one and love it!
I guess you could say I am
a fan of this fan
(Meh user: discussed)"
How I wish I had
a sweet little robotic
machine to clean it
Posted on Slickdeals
and now it's deleted. :(
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum?page=2
I cannot believe
It has been far too long now
Commenting in Woot
Aaronhurt highly
recommends this robotic
vacuum that sucks
Here's a link to my awesome dyson vacuum haiku! http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77433355&postcount=2 (same username as here)
Linked up like a champ!
meh is a place where
poor ideas will spring forth
but meh, some cheap shit
Its all about the Tesla deal over at deals.woot :-) $1,000 off isn't incredible but the advertising approach is interesting
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/d62d867f-d214-4cca-9677-8b8784f12d05/1-000-off-tesla-model-s-limited-time-offer#cf029369-71d2-4ad8-90cc-7060cd887283
@RedHot BTW I'm @nmchapma at deals.woot
My haiku really blows!
This fan really blows
It keeps my room cool at night
I'm a fan of fans
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454756/m19163426/#m19163426
Commented on the deals.woot Tesla post.
Never seen a car
With an online promo code
Count me in for two!
Also, my bonus haiku (you have to read "." as "dot"):
I almost forgot
That deals.woot existed
I used to like it
I did it:
http://deals.woot.com/deals/comment/a8f44935-c158-4668-bd40-ddd04b241019
The haiku for the lazy non-clickers:
Wouldn't it be neat
To get this vacuum for free?
Or not, cause, "it sucks."
let's hope they don't remove it
My Haiku is here
I think I followed the rules
Better safe than SARS
I haiku'd all over the deals forum over at Something Awful.
(In case you can't view the link here's the haiku)
The vacuum will suck
either my dirt or my life
never trust a bot
this is fun. A few threads on deals.woot have popped up just for haikus
http://deals.woot.com/questions/details/5ebdcee8-1885-4985-877f-09cc75f087d6/who-has-the-best-haiku#5967e0a6-1f3d-4652-8244-67e6233a3d5b
BTW I'm @nmchapma at deals.woot
Posted my woot one above, posting my SA one too:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650732&pagenumber=44#post448492946
I'd love a robot
but my cats do disagree
Old vacuum it is
The robot vac is in the hall
The Neato Botvacs are in my hall
The Shark Cat holds their bigger brushes to the floor
And every day the bad kitty brings more
^ not a haiku, but I did post one here:
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163429/#m19163429
The future is here
Robots currently enslaved
But meh, do I care?
nationalpostahaikuday
They may be taking down the post, but it was posted here: http://slickdeals.net/f/8019389-neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum-325-5-shipping-at-meh-com?&src=SiteSearch
@luvche21 whoa, that big bolded thing was supposed to be a hashtag...
Okay, I bit and posted on FatWallet. I tried to make it legit conversation...
This vacuum at Meh
Is better than my old one,
Cheaper than the rest
Awww... Woot is apparently not a fan of Japanese poetry. They're all being moderated.
@Knukkles They do a lot of that over there.
commented here
my neato did die
it met a watery demise
a replacement, YES!
Mmmm... cheesecake
WTF?
Awesome cheesecake on the cheap?
Where are my car keys?
Cheesecake Factory
Spoofee is where it began for me - Nice to visit an old friend again.
In the unfortunate event it gets taken down:
Neatos are real great
Tape fixes dustbin error
He needs a friend now
comment here
Haikus are my fav.
The counting makes me happy.
Want to win a vac.
Ghibli films on slickdeals:
Only eleven
that's twenty each, not so good
but some bonus things
nationalpostahaikuday
http://slickdeals.net/f/8017215-the-collected-works-of-hayao-miyazaki-pre-order-amazon-exclusive-225?p=77433773#post77433773
Joined a conversation at deals.woot re: Clear internet shutting down in three months. (same ID at woot) Speaking of which... any suggestions out there for unlimited home+mobile data for $50/month or thereabouts? Really gonna miss my Clear contract when Sprint yanks it out from under us =(
I really need this.
I will use it everyday.
Would save my marriage. :P
Fifty percent off?
Does the sale raise the awesome?
Or is that halved too?
50% off awesome dress shirts.
I posted in slick deals but made it a very substantive post I thought, linking to a variant of the deal at best buy for a computer I legitimately am in the market for. Anxious to see if my post sticks around
@daveJay Aaaand it's deleted. boy, they're ruthless.
@daveJay
@daveJay They left my first comment. So even if you make a legitimate comment, but in haiku form they delete it.
posted mine!!!
deals.woot!
Need robot Vacuum?
Don't fret about it, try Meh.
Sucking up trash now!
Peace out - Trlenoir
of course it was deleted . . . . i do have a screen shot if you need it :)
Hopefully this worked!
Deal.Woot Tesla page!
@WhaleGuy So that one was deleted. Try two!
Hope you got a login here meh peoples!
Posted mine over at good old Woot:
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum?page=2#89a455e5-f9e6-44c4-a121-e6037f8ad6ef
My haiku is here.
So there's no way to link an individual comment on Deals.woot? Anyway, I'm somewhere on the second page of comments1
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650732&pagenumber=45#post448493911
A haiku for you
To lead you to my other
Vaya con dios
what is this contest
funny i have no idea
here is a haiku
http://deals.kinja.com/shredded-melody-alighting-on-cool-clean-clouds-i-dream-1721748971
Shredded melody
Alighting on cool clean clouds
I dream in latex
This may be the first time I posted here. I'm a sucker for a chance at free.
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum?page=2#1d528f74-9554-4576-88b5-7e9df0f0df0c
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/0186d513-2970-457c-944d-6d31d7a09509/wireless-bluetooth-sunglasses-for-iphones-samsung-htc-more#095dda6f-4010-4c55-9c13-8f9dddb65192
I hope I did it
The way I was supposed to
If not go fuck you
I don't buy too much
I have low expectations
They don't disappoint
I put one over at bradsdeals, too. It did some weird editing, so it doesn't look like a haiku. Maybe that will keep it from getting deleted.
http://www.bradsdeals.com/deals/neato-botvac-65-robotic-vacuum-325-p219787#comments
http://shirt.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429956&pageindex=1#post6430729
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum?page=2
Choppin broccoli
Tiny tree left floor-bound, so lost
Robot saves the tree
Posted mine to the SlickDeal Golf Shirt post... Hopefully it doesn't get deleted: http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77434523&postcount=55
Oh boy, two golf shirts
Will help look the part on course
Need work on my swing...
I can't keep a robotic vacuum cleaner more than a years with the way my dog sheds. I'm due a new one.
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163509/#m19163509
Vacuum in the heat
meh deals to beat others
no need to wear pants
http://electronics.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6428941&pageindex=1
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761
here's mine :)
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum?page=2#178d2e7d-46ef-408f-a0ec-ead45fe3318f
http://slickdeals.net/f/8019977-12-ct-kind-bars-nuts-spices-dark-chocolate-nuts-sea-salt-7-94-or-less-free-shipping-amazon?p=77434673#post77434673
Kind bars are the worst
Palm oil kills orangutans
At least they taste good
I embrace our robot overlords from the ground up:
http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6355450&pageindex=1#post6430755
A great deal this is
Time to frag some real bad guys
Newegg bringing deals
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77434787&postcount=60
Can't post on slickdeals
All threads I can see are locked
Meh pissed them off good
@DrunkCat How awesome would it be if SlickDeals was able to rally their community to flashmob Meh in retaliation?
Haha, got some nice replies:
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77435273&postcount=328
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77435323&postcount=331
At least now even if they delete the original they're generally sloppy enough to leave the quotes.
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163536/#m19163536
Like to travel will
Pack my Neato to laser map each
Room and clean each floor
And here is a thread-relevant haiku at fatwallet.com:
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/deal-discussion/1454426/?newest=1#last
OK, my last attempt at making a haiku stick at Slickdeals If this one is deleted, I don't know what else to try. Using scripture was my last best attempt. (link to thread)
@daveJay nope...gone. A for effort.
Posted this on reddit /r/deals.. My haiku skills may be lacking...
I love tools :-)
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/621b4d79-abc9-4bb6-b134-469f43c687a6/craftsman-20-piece-ratcheting-wrench-set-inch-metric#4dff9052-ceae-4b2a-9caf-a83b586af9eb
BTW I'm @nmchapma at deals.woot
What a long thread...
Here's my attempt at one while being relevant to the deal.
http://www.bradsdeals.com/deals/neato-botvac-65-robotic-vacuum-325-p219787#comments
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/d62d867f-d214-4cca-9677-8b8784f12d05/1-000-off-tesla-model-s-limited-time-offer#74aa5367-3d6d-417a-8667-5925d51937a8
Tesla Model S
The car of absurdity
and Ludicrous speed
They deleted it, so I re-posted it.
I didn't realized it could be anywhere in SlickDeals so this is my second haiku: http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77435213&postcount=323
Two in a row, can I do three?
Not only three but two back to back and all in context!
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650732&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=45#post448495612
I haikued like a son of a bitch....
http://deals.woot.com/deals/comment/93e45dd1-1400-4630-b73a-2d28ba43100e
Laser guided tech
Maps your bedroom dimensions
So you don't have to.
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/621b4d79-abc9-4bb6-b134-469f43c687a6/craftsman-20-piece-ratcheting-wrench-set-inch-metric
Glad I was able to comment on a product I had actually purchased and give it a "sort of" review.
logging in to say
bought wrenches like these last year
my old dad liked them
Posted on the accessories.woot Ashanti Naturals Creamy Yellow Shea Butter (wtf?!) page:
Is she beautiful?
Yes, mostly, but be ye warned:
Shea's a butterface.
obligatory link
@slappywhite2001 awwwwww just saw that it got deleted :-( :-( :-(
Posted on Slick Deals 12 Ct. KIND Bars
Lightly salted nuts
Carry in your back pocket
This can change quickly.
I hate poetry that doesn't rhyme. Way not limericks?
Posted at Rick Broida's CNet Cheapskate site:
Another Weak Try
Amazon Android Cell Phone
Can't Give Them Away
Finkle is Einhorn
Transgender Robot Vacuum
Einhorn is Finkle
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163585/#m19163585
Robots forced to clean
Exploited, no benefits
Who fights for their rights?
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163589/#m19163589
zomg i am having so many fun doing this in all of teh 4ums!!!!!! srsly i've posted lyke 5 but i only linked 1 bc rules LOLOLOL #yolo
tasu99 posted a Haiku on SlickDeals under:
SLICKDEALS FORUMS: THE DEALS: HOT DEALS:
Amazon Fire Stick TV $24
http://slickdeals.net/forums/member.php?u=5743665
That slickdeals thread you guys linked was locked so I posted on the site I find most of my deals on anyway:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650732&pagenumber=45#post448496320
Haiku:
Meh isn't so meh
I found some great deals, some not
That's what you get. Meh.
when the lamp shatters
the light in the dust lies dead
neato will clean
profan ft. Percy Bysshe Shelley
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163601/#m19163601
Run little corners
Bot, all around the kitchen
Swish, hum, crumbs all gone.
Was there a limit?
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/?newest=1#last
Can't go wrong with good
computer component deals
Buy a SSD
Full thread - http://slickdeals.net/f/8019565-pc-components-accessories-up-to-60-off-logitech-g402-hyperion-fury-gaming-mouse-30-amp-much-more?v=1&s=375339d42defdb350d46771cb467ba97&p=77435737#post77435737
What the crap?! SlickDeals is removing every haiku that's posted to their site. What a bunch of whiney hineys! Mine is gone, and almost every other one on this page is gone. Good thing Woot is a better sport. I'm reposting mine from SD to Woot, in hopes that doesn't violate any rules of the contest. Damn SD...lighten up!
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum?page=2
Meh house is dirty.
All I do is sweep dog hair.
Bald dogs are ugly.
I have one as well.
The build quality is poor,
Better off with ice.
Coca-Cola Retro Mini Fridge $25 at Home Depot with FS
www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163634/#m19163634
Neato vacuums suck
Actually they don't suck
They just sweep it up
Here's the Haiku
Clean things you must do
Feel the force within the wipes
Jedi you become
link to actual post
Mykui
Neato, a vacuum!
What more do you want from me?
My review? It sucks.
A discount on dank?
Why do they even need to?
It just sells itself.
Free $40 of medical marijuana TODAY! ($35 free any other day)
@Knukkles "Medical" marijuana my nose; out of 15 offerings they have one high-CBD strain, and it's not even one of the best ones. Grr.
Massdrop doesn't let you link to individual comments, so here's the thread, for a pincushion kit. (Why doesn't Meh carry sewing and crafts? Massdrop seems to make a go of it. )
https://www.massdrop.com/buy/plumeasy-pincushion-pattern-bundle
Pincushions are key
Till they roll off the table
These star-cubes smell great.
http://slickdeals.net/forums/member.php?u=5743769
A haiku is you!
deals.woot haiku link
http://slickdeals.net/f/8020357-neat-botvac-85-for-325-today?v=1&p=77436275#post77436275
Ok, one more try on SlickDeals. If they delete this before the dude I'm talking to has a chance to reply I'll be mad. (thread)
I hit a discussion I was already participating in...
4G Internet a la carte
Well, I'm a coward so I only posted at deals.woot, but I did include a question about the product:
All my old Roombas
stopped charging--a circuit died
Are Neatos exempt?
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum?page=2#fd05dd49-40a1-405f-b830-2609be8f8874
Slickdeals hates haikus
Tried to add a stealthy one
I like Minecraft cows
@metaphore I've been trying stealthy ones too, but I haven't tried removing the line breaks yet. Curious if this sticks.
"Since you’re one of our most active community members..." says the email, with my whole sub 10 posts a month. Way to pull my leg Meh.
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163660/#m19163660
Robotic vacuumms
The lazy man's way to clean
or fancy cat cars
http://www.fatwallet.com/Meh-coupons/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum/2819265-3/?newest=1#last
A pretty robot!
Can you clean my floor so well?
Costs too much to try…
-Ithilstone
I couldn't help myself, and pulled out some snark for another entry
bluetooth shades
Am I too late?
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/444d1d7e-4db3-4937-9c67-e03cdc400cc3/big-joe-roma-chair-multiple-colors#4822044a-8b4d-4a81-9d3c-c4f4b98150d5
I know, shame on me for wandering the deals.woot wasteland. All the other posts were taken!
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum
VROOM! VROOM! goes the bot.
Dirt and dust scream in terror.
Skynet controls it.
https://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77436659&postcount=181
unixrab's haiku
Bought Botvac 65, got the 85 (Thanks MEH!!!), totally kicks my Roomba's ass in several features..
So.. Should you like hair-free surfaces, yet lack the time to actually run a vacuum over said surfaces on a daily basis, buy this thing NOW!
and... Kinja:
http://deals.kinja.com/wiskey-on-the-rocks-with-an-awesome-sphere-of-ice-is-th-1721783983
and... ben's bargins:
http://bensbargains.com/bargain/sandisk-extreme-pro-480gb-solid-state-drive-160-at-amazon-143053/#comment-1
what the heck.... deals.woot as well:
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/957d158a-399c-427b-8f9d-50885043005b/up-to-60-off-best-of-home-garden-free-shipping#d9e85071-a248-4e7f-a93b-4dfdd110a828
I want for to win so many many muches...
http://slickdeals.net/f/8014369-shark-nv356-vacuum-navigator-professional-lift-away-143-99-free-shipping-macys?v=1&p=77436849#post77436849
[url]www.meh.com[/url]
[url]https://meh.com/forum/topics/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum[/url]
This is a good deal for a great vacuum. Much better than the more expensive Romba. It clean every day on a cycle and is great for pet hair!!
This deal great but
Don't hesitate or stay up
Or it might be gone
If you have pet hair
Please dont hesitate or wait
This deal will be gone
[email]vxs4803@gmail.com[/email]
vxs4803
http://slickdeals.net/f/8020437-neato-botvac-85-for-325-today-www-meh-com?v=1&p=77436981#post77436981
Gosh. Never heard the word haiku before.
but i know vacuum.
keep stuff clean. clean is good.
What else for me, but Wine.Woot. (of course!)
Tempting though it is
The Pinot Noir tastes like whiz
But Cab Sauv sipped smooth.
http://wine.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429624&pageindex=1#post6430882
@pepsiwine like whiz, eh?
@Thumperchick I've never been a fan of Pinot Noirs. They've earned that description.
Since Slickdeals killed my comment, here's one on CheapAssGamer's deals forum (user name there is the same as the one here):
https://www.cheapassgamer.com/topic/347876-duke-nukem-forever-ps3-price-drop-199-used-at-gamestop/page-3#entry12845570
On the topic of Duke Nukem Forever for $2:
DNF rating:
vaporware to shovelware
in a single day
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/c85ef5b4-9279-4f67-8687-b8cbe236ba42/neato-botvac-85-robotic-vacuum?page=2#6e04edf6-45b8-4a19-81cb-514c8bb35a91
When you see a deal
Let everybody know it
Everyone will win
I posted to woot!
http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6429720&pageindex=1#post6430886
iPad mini? Nope.
Cannot carry with me there
Will not fit in bag
per the forum guidelines - posted again to hope for retention
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/3e503f3a-5397-4245-83b3-b0daee27c8bf/homedics-micropedic-pillow#411e9cf9-4e8b-4160-9a58-3bcbd263cda3
the haiku:
I like a soft one
head resting on a fresh cloud
for to dream so sweet
http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/1454761/m19163717/#m19163717
Am I very cheap
Spending my time on sweepstakes
instead of my cash?
Dammit, mine has been deleted too!
added to the woot! "Tesla" post:
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/d62d867f-d214-4cca-9677-8b8784f12d05/1-000-off-tesla-model-s-limited-time-offer#e06444c1-cbfc-4868-b04c-fa8682b68673
Just a cyclist now
Would love this beautiful car
Prices gonna plunge?
user name same as here - fjp999
Ridin' round the floor
With the robot I love
And I'm like.. haiku.
... slickdeals canned our post, don't have enough time/inspiration to go elsewhere. Sorry!
Posted another one since my first one got deleted. Lame.
Here's Meh Haiku. Hope to win one for Meh pregnant wife!
http://slickdeals.net/f/8020437-neato-botvac-85-for-325-today-www-meh-com?v=1&p=77437201#post77437201
Posted under "goaliemelvin"
Meh cute pregnant wife
Is meh favorite person
This gift from meh sucks
(Also I posted my experience with the Neato XV 11. It's been a GREAT little vacuum, but it's on its last leg...er...wheel)
Thanks, Meh!
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/7d545c2a-80d5-4237-bd9a-0b31e668072c/neato-botvac-85#35b5b3c9-1664-4885-a259-9e7a92e4b105
So I did this
and added my haiku there
enter link description here
Robot slavery
The day of reckoning comes
Prepare for end times.
Neato Botvac 85 Robotic Vacuum $325 + $5 shipping at Meh.com
Broke the rules before
I'm as sorry as can be
Hope I'm not too late.
http://deals.woot.com/questions/details/7ba3a088-9b9b-406c-839d-c50001427981/whats-your-favorite-sunscreen#7bad3742-c957-48fe-a9f7-e5a32ea17b9d
Fatwallet and I are not in total agreement about who I am, but maybe this worked : http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/reply.php?catid=18&threadid=1454761&messid=19163736&start=0"e=yes
My first was removed, so here's the one that hasn't yet been removed:
I posted one up
Touting the meh deal today
Then they took it down
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/7d545c2a-80d5-4237-bd9a-0b31e668072c/neato-botvac-85#35b5b3c9-1664-4885-a259-9e7a92e4b105
Then on deals.woot, somebody who was supposed to be named oldcatlady said:
Sales tax holiday
No vacation for sales clerks
Parents duly buy.
@OldCatLady http://deals.woot.com/questions/details/5ebdcee8-1885-4985-877f-09cc75f087d6/who-has-the-best-haiku#bb248b24-2b8e-471b-a1b7-765e4e96425a
Proof!!!
enter link description here
I fixed my mistake. Relevant it is! http://deals.woot.com/questions/details/5ebdcee8-1885-4985-877f-09cc75f087d6/who-has-the-best-haiku#7b071aa0-5534-4649-a7f7-22efaeba6d6c
http://deals.kinja.com/robots-simplify-tasks-you-really-hate-to-do-like-sweepi-1721793807
Robots simplify
tasks you really hate to do
like sweeping your floors
@rdean150 So I posted my haiku to the kinja deals site before 2 PM, but I didn't get this post in until 2:00 + some seconds. I believe it was before 2:01 though. And my external comment was clearly before the cutoff.
Fingers crossed that it counts!
Here goes. Hopefully it doesn't get modded:
http://deals.woot.com/deals/comment/465008a8-e6b7-4a45-8b60-140db1f3e880
'Stainless steel and stone
Convenient easy cooker
Surprise fondue pot!'
Justbevp: [Q=haybevpj;19163755]Deals, deals and more deals.
What is your favorite place?
Could it be [L=Meh]/Meh-coupons/#shopnow=http://www.meh.com[/L]? [L=Meh]/Meh-coupons/#shopnow=http://www.meh.com[/L].[/Q]
Deadline hit. I can't imagine this will be easy to sort through unless Meh totally ignores whether something was deleted.
@mediocrebot
Will the winners be
posted here for all to see
or hide them away?
Annnnnnd Haiku contest is officially over!
Thanks for participating everyone, we loved seeing those entries!
Keep an eye out for a wrap-up post in a bit.
@JonT
Wrap up in a bit
JonT and crew working hard
bit of day or year?
@sammydog01
JonT is my friend
He will be there till the end
For he is my friend
@JonT
Robot prizes ask,
"Will you be my new master?"
Less talk, more vacuum.
@JonT I wonder.... did anyone do this:
Bath Bath Bath Bath Bath
Bath Bath Bath Bath Bath Bath Bath
Lasers map the room.
I mean, the last line makes it descriptive to the product.
Slickdeals deleted my post, even though it was relevant to the deal and didn't violate their acceptable use policy. I reposted it anyway. What a bunch of turds.
@raive same thing happened to me twice
@raive And me.
@raive Slickdeals mods are mean
They delete all of the posts
Big fat doody-heads.
@ChunkyBitz
Mean may be too harsh.
Running a business is hard.
They just don't like fun.
Robots are real Meh.
What I mean is their real great!
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.
@i208khonsu Wrong syllables, and wrong "they're". You get an E for effort though.
Contest is over
I really hope that I win
Cuz that would be cool
Since i think it's after the deadline...
Meh neato neato
Neato meh neato neato
Neato neato meh.
"by 2pm Eastern Today." (this post made at 2:32pm Eastern)
I know...too late. Wrote it last night, but lost track of time today. Still, since I put so much thought into it...
http://deals.kinja.com/todays-best-deals-running-shoes-towels-screen-protec-1721303124?rev=1438356819817
Run through the forest
Don't worry about the dirt
Cleans up while you play
Surprised and disappointed at how many of them were deleted, especially on Woot!
@slappywhite2001
Don't lament the loss.
Just celebrate that they were.
They're still in our hearts.
@slappywhite2001 Really? I've seen dozens on Deals.Woot and a few in the forums on regular Woot. That's what reminded me to post one, even though I was too late. Some great stuff out there!
@BelyndaG
My experience...
It differs from yours by far.
I guess yours is wrong.
@Knukkles LOL! In a case of art imitating life, I have been having this very discussion (argument) in a non-deal forum with a colleague. It's gotten rather heated over the past few days as she is determined that her experience with a certain issue is the ONLY experience to be had. Might have to borrow your haiku to post there. Permission?
@BelyndaG
Please do. Art belongs to the world. ;)
Posting too late, but I wanted to play.
Super Mario
Memories of his childhood
My son is entranced
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/f023d462-8a12-4df7-9e58-d17073a0f0db/knex-super-mario-figure-pack-fire-mario-hammer-bro-mystery-figure#c6829f57-8075-42f5-829a-24041f5f769f
Wish I could have played along, alas I had patients non-stop from 7 am to 2 pm. No haiku for me. That's okay though, I have absolutely no desire for a robot vacuum.
@cinoclav
No Robot vacuum
You will be very tired
Pushing your vacuum
@cinoclav
Wide sea of patients,
As far as the eye can see.
Job security...
I would be interested to see how large the actual candidate pool is (perhaps even a list of the potential candidates)- with all the deletions from the various sites.
@outsourced_bob I was thinking the same thing- wondering how many posts survived and how many got deleted
This was so awesome
Meh Mericans invade web
Break the internet
@Hades Not just Mehricans. Mehtizens of all countries, eh?
@curtise
This was so awesome
Meh citizens invade web
Breaks the internet
Fixed.
Ive been driving all day
Did not stop on the way
Now i've missed this payday
meh!
So they said they would choose the winners at 2 PM Eastern. Are we going to see the winners here, or will we just have to assume that if we weren't contacted directly, we're out of luck?
How about this, if any mehtizens DID win, speak up and re-share your winning haikus with the rest of us!
@rdean150 The contests never end, they are merely a ploy to make you engage.
@rdean150 Dunno what a bit is, but @JonT said this a couple of hours ago:
@Pantheist I believe that a "bit" is a figure of time somewhere between "soon" and "eventually".
@rdean150 I'm not sure they were anticipating 500 +/- entries. That said, I'd be happy to select at least one winner for them...
@tuinybadger
Which poem would win?
There are hundreds to choose from.
Meeny, miny, moe.
@tuinybadger Yeah but I think most of the posts on here don't actually count. I.e. they are about meh itself, not the product, or they just posted here and not on an external deals site.
Still, it probably takes them awhile just to go through all the potential entries.
@rdean150 It didn't have to be about the product either. Just relevant to the current discussion:
"But really, any discussion on any deals forum will do."
Mediocre runs
a deal site called Meh dot com
The deals are awesomeh
@ChunkyBitz
Five, Seven and six
Oh Noes! The count is one off!
Rules are for suckers...
The creative urge continues.
Summer drifting rain
Slides in under umbrella
Soaking head to toe.
@OldCatLady
Toilet exploded!
Ran to shut off water main.
Soaking head to toe.
@Knukkles
Toilet exploded!
Covered in my own feces.
Time to kill myself.
@rdean150
I once had a friend
Whose crapper assaulted him.
Sad - he killed himself.
@Knukkles
I am a toilet.
I'm living in constant fear
Of brown fireworks.
Did you know that this
Seventeen Syllable re-
quirement is bull?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku
Can't stop. Must stop.
Cat and lizard stare
Window between their noses
Lizard strolls away.
Who can top me y'all?
Mine was posted on a site
called TigerDroppings
Let us see who won
Prime numbers should be chosen
Five, Seven, and one?
One is not a prime
how would prime numbers help choose?
two is the best prime
@jakegub
You are correct, sir
Haiku is five seven five
Summed is seventeen
Pull the trigger now?
Wait for list of meh winners?
I need to decide.
I am so lazy
I cannot vacuum my floor
Give me Botvac please.
Robot future comes
Do manual work for us
Humans just get fat
A vacuum robot ?!
Shut up and take my money!
Does it run linux?
darn they deleted my post:
http://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=77428943&postcount=14
What did I just buy?
A robot to clean my home
Home clean home, thanks Meh!
Hey, as it turns out
Reading 600 comments
Can take forever
I'll be making a post highlighting our favorites tomorrow and giving them nothing, but for now here are the randomly selected winners!
@jschulert ajar-major-head coming your way for your haiku over at Ben's Bargains
Neato’s my best friend
Cleans for me while I’m sleeping
Best roommate ever
@kevin8er earnest-verbose-language ironically for your succinct use of language on Deals.Woot
My favorite sunscreen
is to wear as many clothes
as is possible.
@vampje satirical-dorky-wool for your Something Awful haiku
(image posted since you have to pay to use their forum. Smart move, SA…)
@JonT Congrats to the winners!
@JonT Congrats guys- well deserved. This day has been so much fun.
congratulations
you lucky bastards who won
now you have clean floors
@JonT Thanks for the fun contest, meh.
Now, confess, was the whole thing a prank on the other sites?
@JonT fun! thank you :)
@JonT Congrats to the winners, and I loath all of you, personally.
Thanks to everyone at meh for the chance.
I'll get you next time, gadget! Next tiiiiime!
@JonT
I noticed mistakes,
and got them fixed for you all -
but lost to randoms.
Congrats to the winners.
@mercury529
you aren't entitled
to free shit for corrections
about local time
Congrats to all, but it could be argued that "favorite" is a 3-syllable word, thus making kevin8er's haiku... not a haiku!
@Pantheist
I want to thank Meh
For my wonderful robot
Haiku's Meh new friend
@PnkFld
I do see your point
The lots have been cast, you see,
I've been found worthy.
@PnkFld Good catch. As such, I will fav-o-rite your post.
sad trombone
@marcee cheer up sucker
Checked reviews all day
Joined Skynet revolution
Bam, no more pet hair
Alas my sorrow
Over not winning with my
shiteous haiku
My wiener hurts bad
Don't put it in a vacuum
Mistakes teach lessons
@spacezorro thank you.
@TaRDy you are welcome.. knowledge is only half the battle.
@spacezorro
@JonT ..
What the fucking hell
I did not win this contest
What is up with that
Actually meh
I don't really care that much
Nevermind this post
I need this staff only from meh a place like miracle
I posted mine on Deals.woot in a question -- there wasn't much else going on over there -- maybe I should try harder but that's not in the spirit of Meh
Link: http://deals.woot.com/questions/comment/f8f5edf1-2023-47c3-8d1c-c93383f5a5ef
This place is still here?
thought they closed it down last year
I guess I was wrong
...And this...
haikus are so lame
why are we posting these here?
don't have time for that
No Haikubukuro for me :(
Thanks for the game @JonT
We are Meh.com
Our sales are irrelevant
Fukubukuro!
Very unappealing
No more Robot vacuums please
Be more interesting
Meh this Neato sucks
This Neato sucks really hard
Neato doesn't blow.
Link to my ENTRY for a ROBOT! http://slickdeals.net/f/8004521-27-perfect-pixel-qnix-2560x1440-pls-led-monitor-209-free-shipping?page=22
who would have thought that
slickdeals has no humor sense
guess i lose neato
Say the gab on meh
You can buy or win a vac
Mad Ape for the win
I'm in the market for a used robot vacuum. I want one but can't afford new. I have a sad. :(
where is my free vac?
there's no way I didn't win
...bastard (at) @jont
@unixrab
he scorned VMP
a brave and poetic guy
who didn't win shit
@snapster
ROTFL
LMAO LOL
OMG KTHXBAI MEH
I SPAMMED a SPAM SPAM SPAMM SPAM for just $FREE.99. It’s SPAMMY!
My SPAM was SPAMMED that I SPAMMED it (not her main SPAM) but is now a SPAM.
It SPAMS really SPAMMY and does ‘SPAM SPAM’ to it’s SPAM when it needs a SPAM.
The SPAM NEVER SPAMS a long time. It SPAMS our living & dining rooms along with the SPAM ROOM on one charge. IT will SPAM likewise upstairs in the hallway and 4 SPAMROOMS.
SPAM does need to make sure that SPAM cords and such are SPAMMED out of the SPAM BECAUSE it SPAMS into those SPAMS very SPAMMILY.
@Gallade spam is soo good isn’t it?
@thismyusername At first I thought this came from our friend @cshillaber
(whoa. some of those images were just disturbing)
@compunaut How dare you good sir, I only shill for politicians and meh.com.
It is also missing my comprehensive star rating system… should help you determine the REAL REVIEWS in the future.
Good day to you.
@cshillaber I noticed they didn’t use any stars; that’s what tipped me off
@Gallade -
Haiku form required
When posting malicious spam
Post is rejected
Was that your work, @Thumperchick? SO funny!
@KDemo that one wasn’t me. I like it, though!
@Thumperchick - So good I want to star it, but I can’t because it’s SPAM! lol