What is Meh?
Daily Deals & Community for the Cynical Consumer
The daily deal is our signature flavor of online retail. Meh carries a single item, steeply discounted, until the clock strikes 12AM eastern time. Click the “buy it” button for a great deal on something you didn’t even know you wanted — or the “Meh” button for an even more satisfying shopping experience: abstention. Repeat as desired, every day of your life.
Do I need to sign up for an account?
If you want a place an order you need to sign up for an account.
It’s quick and easy. You only need to give us a username, password, and an email address.
Once you sign up you’ll never miss our good deals. We’ll send you email to let you know when new deals launch, to share promotions and coupons, or periodically update you with a newsletter. You can manage your email settings from the Email Subscriptions page.
Can I sign in with Facebook?
Yes, if you’d rather sign in with Facebook instead of creating another username and password you can click the blue “Sign in with Facebook” button on the sign in page.
Note: signing in with Facebook does not connect us to your Facebook page.
I forgot my password, how can I sign in?
Give us your email address or username on the forgot password page and we’ll send you an email with instructions for resetting your password.
If you signed up via Facebook, you can use the blue “Sign in with Facebook” button on the sign in page instead of entering your password.
How can I change my username, password, or email address?
You can change your username, password, or email address from the Your Info page.
What is Membership?
How do I join your membership program?
There’s two ways to join our membership program.
How can I change which credit card is being charged for the membership program?
We’ll charge the credit card that’s setup as the default payment setting and shown on your Account page.
You can change your default payment settings (shipping address, credit card, and billing address) from the Payment Settings page.
How can I view my previous membership payments?
You can view all your previous membership payments from the Membership Payments page.
How do I cancel from your membership program?
We’ve made it easy to cancel from our membership program anytime without the need to call someone on the phone or contact our Customer Support team.
Simply go to the Cancel Membership page and find the “Cancel Membership” button. Optionally, give us a reason why you’re cancelling. We’re always looking for ways to make our membership program better.
What is VMP?
VMP was the name of a previous membership program we offered. Current VMP members can continue their benefits - as long as they maintain membership. Since we’re closed to new VMP memberships, any cancelations are final, and there is no way to rejoin.
What's my order number?
We do this a little different.
Instead of an actual number, we generate three random words in adjective-adjective-noun format. Your order number is these three random words. You’ll find it on your orders page.
We find the three random word approach to be easier to remember, easier to communicate with our Customer Support team if you have an issue, and our customers over at meh.com really enjoy it. Here’s an old forum topic discussing our approach.
How do I cancel my order?
You can cancel an order yourself for up to one hour after it was placed. Simply visit your orders page and click the “Cancel” link.
We start processing and shipping your order one hour after it was placed. If you’d like to cancel your order after one hour you can contact our Customer Support team to make a cancellation request. In most cases it’s too late to cancel an order after one hour but we’ll do our best.
Can I change my order?
We cannot make changes to an order once it’s been placed.
Our Customer Support team cannot change your shipping address for you. You’ll need to cancel your order and place another order with an updated shipping address.
If you ordered the wrong item, you’ll need to cancel your order and place a new order for the correct item.
How Do I Use a Coupon?
To use your coupon, simply find the “Got a coupon code?” link at checkout. It’s below your payment info and just above the Order Summary. Click the link, paste or type in your code and hit “apply” to receive your discount.
Why can't I buy more of a specific product?
Because of our low prices, we set a maximum quantity that each customer can purchase.
This helps ensure our customers are the ones taking advantage of our great deals instead of resellers who would buy up products and resell them at higher prices on sites like eBay.
How can I get free shipping?
Join our $5.99/month Membership program and you’ll get free shipping on all your orders
When will I get my order?
You can see the estimated delivery date on your orders page.
Delivery estimates are calculated by taking the estimated shipping date and adding the transit time (the time it takes a package to travel from our facilities to your destination address). The transit time is calculated using business days, meaning Saturday and Sunday don’t count toward the transit time. Holidays are also taken into account when calculating the transit time.
What if I want my order faster?
For some products we’re able to offer expedited shipping options for a small, extra fee. Simply select the desired shipping option during checkout.
How can I track delivery of my order?
Once your order ships, you can find a tracking link on your orders page.
How will my order ship?
We ship orders using a variety of carriers including FedEx, UPS, and USPS.
Do you ship to Alaska and Hawaii?
Yes. We’re able to offer most (but unfortunately not all) of our deals to Alaska and Hawaii.
Please allow for a few extra weeks (up to a month) beyond the estimated delivery date of your order to account for extra transit time.
Do you ship to Puerto Rico, Guam, or APO/FPO/DPO addresses?
Unfortunately we cannot ship to Puerto Rico, Guam, or APO/FPO/DPO addresses.
Do you ship internationally?
Unfortunately we cannot ship outside of the United States.
What do I do if I think my order is lost?
Note: If you live in an area experiencing an unexpected service delay (severe weather, natural disasters, unscheduled events, etc.), please add at least 2 to 3 business days to the estimated delivery date of your order.
Warranty and Returns
What is my warranty?
Purchases are covered either by a manufacturer’s warranty when available, or by a Meh warranty, as indicated in the product specifications detail. If the item is covered by a manufacturer’s warranty, please contact the manufacturer for any warranty matters. If the item is covered by a Meh warranty, use our support form.
Purchases that arrive damaged, defective, or DOA may be replaced or refunded at our discretion provided you notify us within 21 calendar days of item receipt. Use our support form to obtain an RMA number for damaged, defective, or DOA items. Items returned without an RMA number will NOT be refunded or replaced.
What's your return policy?
Purchases that arrive damaged, defective, or DOA may be replaced or refunded at our discretion provided you notify us within 21 calendar days of item receipt. Use our support form to obtain an RMA number for damaged, defective, or DOA items. Items returned without an RMA number will NOT be refunded or replaced. Because our items are steeply discounted and offered in fixed quantities, for a limited time only, we DO NOT accept buyer’s remorse or change-of-mind returns. Perishables, cosmetics and beauty supplies, as well as intimate apparel are not eligible for return. We will not accept or refund items which are not suitable for return due to health protection or hygiene reasons.
How do I contact customer support?
Go to the support page and fill out the short form.
If you’re able to fill in details (like your order number) our team can help you faster.
Can I contact your Customer Support team by phone?
We don’t offer phone support.
We do have a team of customer support agents ready to help you. Please go to our support page and fill out the form. The more details you can provide the faster our team can help you out.
When should I expect to hear back about my Customer Support ticket?
When you created your Customer Support ticket the confirmation page displayed and expected response time based on the current number of support tickets we have open.
Our Customer Support team works Monday - Friday during normal business hours. We do not work Saturday or Sunday.
How do I find your reply to my support case?
If you’ve written our Customer Support team and haven’t seen a response in your email yet, you can go to your support tickets page.
If you’re having trouble with your email you’ll be able to view your support tickets and our responses there. You can even send us a reply from this page if you need to.
What emails are you going to send me?
We’ll send you email at various times, including when:
- you place an order
- your order has shipped
- your order was delivered
- our team responds to your support ticket
We can also send you email to let you know when new deals launch, to share promotions and coupons, or periodically update you with a newsletter. You can manage your email settings from the Email Subscriptions page.
How can I change my email address?
To make sure you don’t miss emails about your orders, new deal launches, or promotions and coupons you can change your email address from the Your Info page.
I can't find an email reply to my Customer Support ticket. What should I do?
If you missed an email reply to your Customer Support ticket you can always review your Support Tickets page. There you will find a full history of your Customer Support interactions.
How do I format my post?
Formatting helps add detail and clarity to your posts. The Meh forums use a variant of Markdown (a plain text format based on conventions for indicating formatting) to format your posts. Our variant, called Mehdown, is an open-source project that adds several features to Markdown including automatic URL detection, automatic image detection, emoji support, and embeds for several popular sites (Twitter, YouTube, etc). Mehdown also supports most BBCode formatting syntax as well.
To format your post you can simply write it using Markdown’s easy-to-read and easy-to-write plain text format or you can use the formatting features of our Markdown editor on your desktop browser.
What are slash commands?
In Mehdown, lines that start with a slash / are commands and will behave differently from regular text. Slash commands act as shortcuts for specific actions.
You can use slash commands to post random images or videos based on keywords. You can use slash commands to roll dice or flip coins in your post. You can even use slash commands to buy things directly from the forum on meh.com. The complete list of slash commands can be found at: https://meh.com/forum/topics/mehdown-slash-commands.
Can I change my username in the forum?
Yes. You can change your username from the Your Info page.
What do the icons next to usernames mean?
Some users in the forum have a special icon that appears next to their username and on their user profile page. These forum badges indicate their role in the forum.
|Reserved for the Breakfast Octopus
|Indicates the user is a Mercatalyst employee
|Indicates the user is a moderator of the forums
|This user was chosen to be the current scapegoat of the month by the community
|This user was chosen as a past scapegoat of the month by the community
|This user was a backer of our Kickstarter campaign back in 2014
|This user is currently a member of our VMP membership plan
|This user is currently a member of our membership plan
|This user was a member of our VMP membership plan, but they canceled
How do I change my forum settings?
You can change the look and feel of the forums, including:
- which posts are displayed
- whether or not you’d like to be emailed when someone mentions your username
- if you’d like a dark or light theme
- how you’d like to use user profiles
These settings are available on the Forum Settings page.
What are user profiles?
User profiles are pages that show a specific user’s forum activity, including:
- topics created
- comments added
- likes given
What are whispers?
If you’d like to send another user a private message you can send them a “whisper”. Whispers work just like public replies except only the usernames you specify can view a whisper.
You can learn more about whispers here: https://casemates.com/forum/topics/introducing-whispers-1
Do you have an affiliate program?
Can I use my existing affiliate network?
If you already have an integration with our supported third-party affiliate network (CJ Affiliate) you can use this to get up and running quickly but at lower payouts (up to 5%). You can learn more on the affiliates page.
Can I earn higher payouts?
By joining our native platform at mercatalyst.com you earn higher payouts (up to 15% commission) by cutting out fees paid out to traditional affiliate platforms. You can learn more on the affiliates page.
Are there other benefits to working directly with mercatalyst.com versus a traditional affiliate platform?
In addition to earning up to as much as 3x the payout percentage, you will have access to exclusive deals that aren’t being promoted by other affiliates. You’ll also be given a dedicated account manager who can handpick deals that fit best with your audience. You can learn more on the affiliates page.
Do you have an API?
Yeah, we’ve got an API that let’s you get JSON data about our current daily deal. You can read more over at https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-api
When you’re ready you can register for an API key over at https://meh.com/developers-developers-developers
Do you have an RSS feed?
Yeah, you can find RSS data for the current daily deal over at https://meh.com/deals.rss
If you want RSS data for recent forum topics you can find that at https://meh.com/forum/topics.rss
Do you have a JSON feed?
Yeah, you can find JSON data for the current daily deal over at https://meh.com/feed.json
If you want JSON data for recent forum topics you can find that at https://meh.com/forum/topics.json
How about a short plain-text version of the current daily deal?
You’re looking for https://meh.com/tldr
We maintain several open-source projects and love accepting pull requests from the open-source community.
- Bloodhound is a Node.js package that allows you to retrieve tracking data from shipping carriers (DHL, FedEx, UPS, USPS) in a common format.
- Electricity is an alternative to the built-in Express middleware for serving static files. Electricity follows a number of best practices for making web pages fast.
- Mehdown is the Markdown parser used on the forums at meh.com.
- Newgistics-Client is a client library for the Newgistics Shipping API that supports generation of Newgistics compliant delivery labels.
- Petty-Cache is a cache module for Node.js that uses a two-level cache (in-memory cache for recently accessed data plus Redis for distributed caching) with some extra features to avoid cache stampedes and thundering herds. Also includes mutex and semaphore distributed locking primitives.
- Pitney-Bowes is a Node.js client for the Pitney Bowes Complete Shipping APIs that lets you integrate shipping services from multiple carriers, including USPS® and Newgistics®, into your services and applications.
- Whosit is a personal name parser for Node.js: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_name