Very Mediocre Person
Just $5 a month entitles you to a moderately wide range of somewhat valuable benefits.
Current VMP members may continue their VMP membership and benefits, but we are closed to new VMP membership. Any cancelations are final.
10% off at MorningSave
Enjoy an additional 10% off eligible morningsave.com orders using the coupon code: VMP.
A last shot at sold-out deals on Meh
On meh.com we launch a small reserve of product at 4pm ET only for VMPs.
Exclusive VMP merch
We like to make things with our logo on it and only let VMPs buy it. It's just a weird thing we're into.
Sneak peeks of new features
Sometimes, before we roll out new site features, we try them out on our guinea pi- er, VMP friends first.
Everyone likes a good surprise. Not everyone likes a mediocre surprise though. Don’t get your hopes up too high.