Thanks. Now we’re going to get into some weird argument about whether doughnuts are cakes and if pancakes and cupcakes are cakes then what about crepes and if pie filling is soup.
@aetris On the contrary, this is not a discussion about the existential nature of individual foods, but rather an exploration of the mathematical quantification of the theocratic characterization of ethical pastry consumption. Please don’t conflate the two.
Thanks. Now we’re going to get into some weird argument about whether doughnuts are cakes and if pancakes and cupcakes are cakes then what about crepes and if pie filling is soup.
@aetris
And cereal…don’t forget cereal!
@chienfou NNOOOOOOoooooooo
@aetris On the contrary, this is not a discussion about the existential nature of individual foods, but rather an exploration of the mathematical quantification of the theocratic characterization of ethical pastry consumption. Please don’t conflate the two.
@shahnm - Not to conflate conflation with inflation or anything, but:

@aetris @shahnm
Why did I think of muffins …?mmmm?
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a
cherry piebanana.That’s because sin(pi) = sin(180⁰) which in Fahrenheit is 356⁰ which is perfect for banking a pie and there no sin in that!
@ybmuG
If you bank your pie, can you have your pie and eat it too?
@shahnm @ybmuG if I banked my pie you would be hit by the side of the tin.