Curse You, David Gray! - Scapegoat of the Month {{CLOSED}}

JonT shared some links said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:10pm ET

In honor of David Gray who was misguided enough to be the backer that pushed us over our Kickstarter goal, we want to provide you with the chance to tell us why you deserve to be the Scapegoat of the Month and have anything bad that happens blamed on you, for example the site not launching on time because everything was on fire and exploding! THANKS A LOT David Gray. That was sarcastic in case you couldn’t tell.

Write a few sentences describing why you deserve our blame more than anyone else, and maybe we’ll even do something special for the lucky winner(?) if we can figure it out without breaking everything. As a bonus, if we do break everything we'll just blame you anyway.

Vote with your stars and we'll choose the winner/loser at midnight eastern.

And the winner is: @Ryaneil! Congrats on being so incompetent that you'll be the target of all of our blame for the next month!

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patti said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:16pm ET:

I deserve the blame because I will probably be fired after spending the entire day at the meh.com forums on Zero Day.

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capguncowboy said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:17pm ET:

Because I was the guy. I'm not the scapegoat. I'm the culprit!

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patti said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:22pm ET:

Darn it I can no longer edit, I also deserve blame because:

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tracergod said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:24pm ET:

Me(h). Because @MeatieOgre is cursing me right now

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- You've got my vote.
  
  capguncowboy said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:25pm ET
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JMACKIE3501 said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:24pm ET:

Blame me because you need someone to blame. Not because you want someone to blame.

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BillLehecka said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:39pm ET:

Blame me because I actually put effort into all most posts and purchases today. I am not meh enough.

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marklog said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:41pm ET:

you mean this guy?

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DarthJay said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:42pm ET:

Because I'm in IT and EVERYTHING gets blamed on us. Go ahead...give me your worst, I'm impervious to it.

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medz said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:47pm ET:

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Starblind said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:53pm ET:

I should be the scapegoat because I actually have goat DNA. If I win, part of my prize should be delicious tin cans.

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jaybird said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:54pm ET:

because i lowered my kickstarter donation amount from $10 to $5.03 just because

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- It was because you couldn't get in this morning, wasn't it?
  
  Thumperchick said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 7:06pm ET
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Ryaneil said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 6:05pm ET:

I emailed customer service 18 times today because I didn't know my own address.

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- Damn, I think you have my vote.
  
  JonT said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 6:15pm ET
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- I know I'm late seeing this...but I can totally vouch for his comment.
  
  MEHcus said Tue, Jul 15th 2014 at 10:37pm ET
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barnabee said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 6:06pm ET:

Don't blame me 'cause I'm perfect.

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studerc said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 6:16pm ET:

Blame me because why not? I just want the prize. Yea, that's it.

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cercopithecoid said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 6:33pm ET:

Blame me because when I left this morning I only checked to see if I locked the door twice. The very alignment of the universe depends on all things of importance being checked threee tims.

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mediobarkre said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 6:56pm ET:

Blame me because I fed the mogwai after midnight and then bathed them.

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walruspl said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 6:58pm ET:

DONT blame me. Why should I take the blame for your mess?

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Thumperchick said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 7:05pm ET:

Blame me because well... if you don't already know, I'm certainly not going to tattle on myself!

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cengland0 said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 9:32pm ET:

It's always my fault so I'll take the blame for almost anything.

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craig said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 9:32pm ET:

blame me or not i don't really care......meh

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dis_member said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 10:11pm ET:

Don't blame me, I'm just the middle man!

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BillLehecka said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 10:42pm ET:

Please blame me! I'm a glutton for punishment.

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Kevin said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 11:05pm ET:

I deserve the blame because I named the website. You guys named it after my beer. You can't deny my creativity, business acumen, and general pleasantness.

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Ryaneil said Wed, Jul 16th 2014 at 12:06am ET:

@MEHcus in my defense.. I've got nothing anyone's going to listen to. 15 days to go

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- So that such situation doesn't happen again: http://www.ehow.com/how_7444262_street-number.html
  
  MEHcus said Wed, Jul 16th 2014 at 9:44am ET
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- @MEHcus Wow, whats not online? Step 3 ask for help I did do by contacting you. Turns out secondary shipping address expire w/ Amex
  
  Ryaneil said Wed, Jul 16th 2014 at 11:15am ET
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