Hollboll's first contest! Probably NSFW (closed)
24So, there's been some debate about overly censored GIFs over on the boobcat thread.
The GIF in question, made by the talented @moose is
So I thought, why not have a contest of our own? Take a gif or photo you like and censor it unnecessarily. We'll give you until 12PM CST on Friday to enter and we'll have 2 winners. 1 by staff choice, 1 by star votes.
Winners will eventually get a worthless prize.
Clarification: feel free to use other mediums than photoshop. :)
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What does it take for me to get banned?
p.s. @moose @hollboll This ain't right.
(@Moose wins)
@mfladd Hey, that's my kitty! And not so rough...
@jaremelz one more time.
@jaremelz did you mean ruff?
@hollboll
@mfladd you are one sick puppy and @jaremelz that poor pussy, um, cat...
@Kidsandliz Blame the GOAT!
I said I just liked you as a friend!
@mfladd you have a one track mind this evening I see... LOL Maybe they will let you combine votes between both of them since the broad topic is the same...
@Kidsandliz who me?
@mfladd bummer you didn't make this either!
https://youtube.com/results?q=this%20week%20in%20unnecessary%20censorship&sm=1
. . . it's
never
coming . . .
Oh Hillary...
@ACraigL Ba Ha Ha! Love it!
They don't call me Woody WoodPecker for nothing.
@mfladd I'm laughing so hard I can barely breathe. Oh that's so wrong!
@mfladd bummer you didn't make this!
im breaking the rules. My first YouTube upload from way back when.
Well this should be a fun thread
@Bingo that's not right.
@Thumperchick Do you know there's a whole subreddit dedicated to this kind of thing? The name is innocuous enough, but some links should stay blue. I won't post it here to avoid giving everyone the temptation.
@DaveInSoCal I know. I avoid those corners of the internet - for my sanity.
How do I edit a gif? sorry to have to ask I found a great one
@Foxborn Photoshop can edit gifs, it is a little confusing at first but you can edit them frame by frame and there are lots of tutorials online. Otherwise, I found this website that might work for you but it keeps breaking any gifs I try.
@Moose any suggested guides for using Photoshop, I haven't found any that make sense to me. they telling me to do things I don't have options for.
@Foxborn What version do you have? Is "Timeline" an option in your "Window" tab?
@Moose 7.0 no timeline :(
@Foxborn FYI, photoshop CS2 is free from Adobe: http://www.redmondpie.com/download-adobe-photoshop-cs2-for-free-legally-while-you-still-can/
@Foxborn As far as I can tell, that is too old. Follow @carl669's link to update to get an Animation panel, or gimp can (apparently) edit gifs as well.
This whole contest reminds me of the Jimmy Kimmel bit "Unnecessary censorship"
@Hollboll Do these have to be modified in some way or does 'found' items count? There's a ton of these (or in this style) online and just wanted to make sure.
@ACraigL Good question. You do have to create it. If I google it and it was made by someone else, DQ'd!
@ACraigL yeah... if @hollboll finds out, you're in big trouble!
@hollboll I have been Dairy Queen'd? That ain't right.
Here @mfladd , I fixed it for you.
@jaremelz That's cold.
@mfladd No, this is.
@mfladd No, this is.
@jaremelz that's just doubly unacceptable on a family friendly site such as this.
@mfladd Well, I thought you might want to go double down on these bad boys.
And so says the guy who posted the Woody Woodpecker meme, AHS vid, kitty lickin', and so much more! Hmmpfh.
Not a gif. But I don't do miracles ;)
Amazing what a black bar will do.
@ACraigL Is that you, or Bradley Cooper?
@troy Cooper. But I like to think there is a strong resemblance. He's from my area, but so far no one has outright confused me for him. But I'm pretty sure I can tell what they're thinking.
@ACraigL You should totally make it GIF with the black box gently swaying in the breeze.
@medz Like this?
@ACraigL Nice. That will work. That'll work just fine...
I noticed the above image doesn't appear in my tablet's browser? Here's a regular gif version (imgur defaulted to gifv) if some can't view it properly.
@ACraigL So that's why I don't see some gifs on my phone. Good to know.
This thread needs to be flagged NSFW
@Bogie updated. :)
@hollboll in what world does mosiac itself warrant nsfw?
@hollboll It should be tagged NSFB. Not suitable for Barney. (purple blush)
@medz that's some sexy Arbor Day!
On a somewhat related note, look what's on the top of a 12-pack of Dark Horse beer:
@ACraigL
Best thread ever.
@djslack this is my favorite.
@djslack you also get my vote. That is funny.
OK, photoshopping GIFs is fun. Must stop and sleep now.
Found this car in front of me while driving to the airport yesterday.
(Sort of necessarily censored)
@cengland0 I'm a little biased towards this one... I'm an S2000 nut.
@MrMark Oh Shit. And I thought I was going to be the first one to be banned.
@mfladd @MrMark
as Mr. @hollboll, ಠ_ಠ
@Dalek I agree.
@MrMark haha! I'm actually surprised that didn't happen sooner.
@hollboll You have no idea the level of restraint...
@medz haha I wondered!
Friggin' goats
I don't do stuff like this but I like watching. This is me checking in.
I decided to touch up some of Trump's more controversial areas.
Just a reminder, all entries must be in my 1PM EST/ 12PM CST today. :)
The Results are in!
By popular vote, @ACraigL wins with:
Staff vote winners are:
@medz
and @nogoodwithnames
Great job everyone! Prizes will go out eventually. :)
@hollboll Woo! Thanks @hollboll and everyone for the stars. Also, the Clintons. Thanks for all you do.
@hollboll Woo, eventual prizes! I just hope this isn't a scheme to get rid of more speaker docks.
@hollboll Awesome. Thanks go to my muse, @jasontoon!
@connorbush I need a reference for this.
@connorbush This proved to be an excellent addition to this thread. I approve.
@sammydog01 my coworker sent it to me. No idea where she found it. EDIT she google image search for Mexican Spicy Food.
@connorbush http://www.totalprosports.com/2015/08/11/soccer-player-gets-butt-sprayed-with-magic-spray-video/
@connorbush I really like how focused the guy applying it is.
@medz certainly not half-assing it
Congrats Everyone!
Never got one in :( this was the gif I wanted to use
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@Foxborn Do it anyway! That's sure to get a laugh, if not honorable mention.
@medz you need to make the blur longer for the best effect...trust me.
@mfladd
@medz same pic. S-T-R-E-T-C-H the blur. you know.
Also...Dude...Bare feet in the office though?