Hollboll's first contest! Probably NSFW (closed)

hollboll posted a pic said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 5:13pm ET

So, there's been some debate about overly censored GIFs over on the boobcat thread.

The GIF in question, made by the talented @moose is

So I thought, why not have a contest of our own? Take a gif or photo you like and censor it unnecessarily. We'll give you until 12PM CST on Friday to enter and we'll have 2 winners. 1 by staff choice, 1 by star votes.

Winners will eventually get a worthless prize.

Clarification: feel free to use other mediums than photoshop. :)

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mfladd said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 5:45pm ET:

What does it take for me to get banned?

p.s. @moose @hollboll This ain't right.
(@Moose wins)

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- @mfladd Hey, that's my kitty! And not so rough...
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 5:57pm ET
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- @jaremelz one more time.
  
  mfladd said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 5:58pm ET
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- @jaremelz did you mean ruff?
  
  hollboll said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 5:58pm ET
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- @hollboll
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 6:07pm ET
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- @mfladd you are one sick puppy and @jaremelz that poor pussy, um, cat...
  
  Kidsandliz said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 12:28am ET
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- @Kidsandliz Blame the GOAT!
  
  mfladd said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 12:56am ET
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mfladd said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 5:54pm ET:

I said I just liked you as a friend!

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- @mfladd you have a one track mind this evening I see... LOL Maybe they will let you combine votes between both of them since the broad topic is the same...
  
  Kidsandliz said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 12:33am ET
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- @Kidsandliz who me?
  
  mfladd said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 12:56am ET
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- @mfladd bummer you didn't make this either!
  
  hollboll said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 2:23pm ET
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Ignorant said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 6:03pm ET:

https://youtube.com/results?q=this%20week%20in%20unnecessary%20censorship&sm=1

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mediobarkre said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 6:21pm ET:

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Pavlov said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 7:30pm ET:

. . . it's
never
coming . . .

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ACraigL said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 8:31pm ET:

Oh Hillary...

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- @ACraigL Ba Ha Ha! Love it!
  
  Baybay11 said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 12:04am ET
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mfladd said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 8:52pm ET:

They don't call me Woody WoodPecker for nothing.

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- @mfladd I'm laughing so hard I can barely breathe. Oh that's so wrong!
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 8:56pm ET
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- @mfladd bummer you didn't make this!
  
  hollboll said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 2:22pm ET
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CowboyDann said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 8:54pm ET:

im breaking the rules. My first YouTube upload from way back when.

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Bingo said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 9:24pm ET:

Well this should be a fun thread

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- @Bingo that's not right.
  
  Thumperchick said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 9:50pm ET
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- @Thumperchick Do you know there's a whole subreddit dedicated to this kind of thing? The name is innocuous enough, but some links should stay blue. I won't post it here to avoid giving everyone the temptation.
  
  DaveInSoCal said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 1:05pm ET
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- @DaveInSoCal I know. I avoid those corners of the internet - for my sanity.
  
  Thumperchick said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 1:17pm ET
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Foxborn said Tue, Oct 13th 2015 at 9:49pm ET:

How do I edit a gif? sorry to have to ask I found a great one

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- @Foxborn Photoshop can edit gifs, it is a little confusing at first but you can edit them frame by frame and there are lots of tutorials online. Otherwise, I found this website that might work for you but it keeps breaking any gifs I try.
  
  Moose said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 9:48am ET
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- @Moose any suggested guides for using Photoshop, I haven't found any that make sense to me. they telling me to do things I don't have options for.
  
  Foxborn said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 10:06am ET
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- @Foxborn What version do you have? Is "Timeline" an option in your "Window" tab?
  
  Moose said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 10:12am ET
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- @Moose 7.0 no timeline :(
  
  Foxborn said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 10:23am ET
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- @Foxborn FYI, photoshop CS2 is free from Adobe: http://www.redmondpie.com/download-adobe-photoshop-cs2-for-free-legally-while-you-still-can/
  
  carl669 said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 10:24am ET
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- @Foxborn As far as I can tell, that is too old. Follow @carl669's link to update to get an Animation panel, or gimp can (apparently) edit gifs as well.
  
  Moose said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 10:40am ET
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thismyusername said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 12:31am ET:

This whole contest reminds me of the Jimmy Kimmel bit "Unnecessary censorship"

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ACraigL said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 7:06am ET:

@Hollboll Do these have to be modified in some way or does 'found' items count? There's a ton of these (or in this style) online and just wanted to make sure.

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- @ACraigL Good question. You do have to create it. If I google it and it was made by someone else, DQ'd!
  
  hollboll said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 8:52am ET
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- @ACraigL yeah... if @hollboll finds out, you're in big trouble!
  
  carl669 said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 9:46am ET
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- @hollboll I have been Dairy Queen'd? That ain't right.
  
  mfladd said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 2:09am ET
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- Here @mfladd , I fixed it for you.
  
  KittySprinkles said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 10:46am ET
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- @jaremelz That's cold.
  
  mfladd said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 11:30am ET
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- @mfladd No, this is.
  
  KittySprinkles said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 12:16pm ET
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- @mfladd No, this is.
  
  KittySprinkles said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 12:16pm ET
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- @jaremelz that's just doubly unacceptable on a family friendly site such as this.
  
  mfladd said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 1:17pm ET
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- @mfladd Well, I thought you might want to go double down on these bad boys.
  
  And so says the guy who posted the Woody Woodpecker meme, AHS vid, kitty lickin', and so much more! Hmmpfh.
  
  KittySprinkles said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 7:08pm ET
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sohmageek said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 9:53am ET:

Not a gif. But I don't do miracles ;)

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ACraigL said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 10:00am ET:

Amazing what a black bar will do.

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- @ACraigL Is that you, or Bradley Cooper?
  
  troy said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 11:27am ET
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- @troy Cooper. But I like to think there is a strong resemblance. He's from my area, but so far no one has outright confused me for him. But I'm pretty sure I can tell what they're thinking.
  
  ACraigL said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 11:29am ET
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- @ACraigL You should totally make it GIF with the black box gently swaying in the breeze.
  
  medz said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 4:17pm ET
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- @medz Like this?
  
  ACraigL said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 4:37pm ET
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- @ACraigL Nice. That will work. That'll work just fine...
  
  medz said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 4:44pm ET
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- I noticed the above image doesn't appear in my tablet's browser? Here's a regular gif version (imgur defaulted to gifv) if some can't view it properly.
  
  ACraigL said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 7:06am ET
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- @ACraigL So that's why I don't see some gifs on my phone. Good to know.
  
  djslack said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 8:22am ET
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Bogie said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 10:21am ET:

This thread needs to be flagged NSFW

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- @Bogie updated. :)
  
  hollboll said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 11:24am ET
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- @hollboll in what world does mosiac itself warrant nsfw?
  
  marklog said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 12:49pm ET
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- @hollboll It should be tagged NSFB. Not suitable for Barney. (purple blush)
  
  Barney said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 3:45pm ET
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medz said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 10:28am ET:

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medz said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 10:50am ET:

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medz said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 12:04pm ET:

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- @medz that's some sexy Arbor Day!
  
  Thumperchick said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 12:38pm ET
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medz said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 12:55pm ET:

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medz said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 1:08pm ET:

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ACraigL said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 2:54pm ET:

On a somewhat related note, look what's on the top of a 12-pack of Dark Horse beer:

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- @ACraigL
  
  stardate820926 said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 5:39pm ET
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darkzrobe said Wed, Oct 14th 2015 at 8:14pm ET:

Best thread ever.

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djslack said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 12:23am ET:

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djslack said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 12:24am ET:

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djslack said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 12:32am ET:

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djslack said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 1:01am ET:

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- @djslack this is my favorite.
  
  Thumperchick said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 1:19am ET
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- @djslack you also get my vote. That is funny.
  
  mfladd said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 10:33am ET
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djslack said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 1:12am ET:

OK, photoshopping GIFs is fun. Must stop and sleep now.

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cengland0 said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 8:46am ET:

Found this car in front of me while driving to the airport yesterday.

(Sort of necessarily censored)

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- @cengland0 I'm a little biased towards this one... I'm an S2000 nut.
  
  troy said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 3:26pm ET
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MrMark said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 10:11am ET:

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- @MrMark Oh Shit. And I thought I was going to be the first one to be banned.
  
  mfladd said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 10:22am ET
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- @mfladd @MrMark
  as Mr. @hollboll, ಠ_ಠ
  
  Dalek said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 11:14am ET
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- @Dalek I agree.
  
  mfladd said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 11:20am ET
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- @MrMark haha! I'm actually surprised that didn't happen sooner.
  
  hollboll said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 5:45pm ET
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- @hollboll You have no idea the level of restraint...
  
  medz said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 6:57pm ET
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- @medz haha I wondered!
  
  hollboll said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 7:16pm ET
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medz said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 6:44pm ET:

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- Friggin' goats
  
  medz said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 6:57pm ET
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marklog said Thu, Oct 15th 2015 at 10:27pm ET:

I don't do stuff like this but I like watching. This is me checking in.

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nogoodwithnames said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 2:47am ET:

I decided to touch up some of Trump's more controversial areas.

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hollboll said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 9:31am ET:

Just a reminder, all entries must be in my 1PM EST/ 12PM CST today. :)

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hollboll said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 4:55pm ET:

The Results are in!

By popular vote, @ACraigL wins with:

Staff vote winners are:
@medz

and @nogoodwithnames

Great job everyone! Prizes will go out eventually. :)

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- @hollboll Woo! Thanks @hollboll and everyone for the stars. Also, the Clintons. Thanks for all you do.
  
  ACraigL said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 5:10pm ET
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- @hollboll Woo, eventual prizes! I just hope this isn't a scheme to get rid of more speaker docks.
  
  nogoodwithnames said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 6:54pm ET
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- @hollboll Awesome. Thanks go to my muse, @jasontoon!
  
  medz said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 10:20pm ET
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connorbush said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 5:02pm ET:

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- @connorbush I need a reference for this.
  
  sammydog01 said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 5:08pm ET
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- @connorbush This proved to be an excellent addition to this thread. I approve.
  
  MEHcus said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 5:10pm ET
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- @sammydog01 my coworker sent it to me. No idea where she found it. EDIT she google image search for Mexican Spicy Food.
  
  connorbush said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 5:44pm ET
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- @connorbush http://www.totalprosports.com/2015/08/11/soccer-player-gets-butt-sprayed-with-magic-spray-video/
  
  sammydog01 said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 5:53pm ET
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- @connorbush I really like how focused the guy applying it is.
  
  medz said Tue, Oct 20th 2015 at 11:51pm ET
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- @medz certainly not half-assing it
  
  connorbush said Wed, Oct 21st 2015 at 12:05am ET
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sammydog01 said Fri, Oct 16th 2015 at 5:10pm ET:

Congrats Everyone!

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Foxborn said Sat, Oct 17th 2015 at 11:29am ET:

Never got one in :( this was the gif I wanted to use
ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/5/30/18/anigif_enhanced-buzz-12657-1369952487-33.gif

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- @Foxborn Do it anyway! That's sure to get a laugh, if not honorable mention.
  
  ACraigL said Sat, Oct 17th 2015 at 11:37am ET
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medz said Tue, Oct 20th 2015 at 11:32pm ET:

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- @medz you need to make the blur longer for the best effect...trust me.
  
  mfladd said Tue, Oct 20th 2015 at 11:40pm ET
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- @mfladd
  
  medz said Tue, Oct 20th 2015 at 11:44pm ET
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- @medz same pic. S-T-R-E-T-C-H the blur. you know.
  
  mfladd said Wed, Oct 21st 2015 at 12:00am ET
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medz said Tue, Oct 20th 2015 at 11:41pm ET:

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- Also...Dude...Bare feet in the office though?
  
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