Here's the thing Irk, we really don't want to cuddle with you, we want to cuddle with a reasonable facsimile of you. Perhaps even a softer, squishier version of you. Does that put things in a different light ?
@ NOOOO!!!! I'd spoon & cuddle with Irk... So would my wife, and son... No not all together... that just made it akward... And now you (especially you @matthew, really did you need to picture that...) need more mind bleach!
I reject your answer. I still ache for an Irk plushie. It wouldn't take much: just some thread, textured fabric, and the sewing skills of a Girl Scout. Even if you make just one for me. Make the intern do it.
In lieu of a plushie, would you consider cloning yourself, Irk, and then making your clones available to us VMPs?
But Irk.....everyone wants to cuddle you.
I didn't imagine Irk having posterior cleavage... but now that I know I want a plush Irk even more.
Sarah would leave you in the shelter, I guess. Sorry, Irk.
Great video, though.
@KDemo or in the arms of the angels.
@Thumperchick ^ Legit.
It needs to happen. I want an Irk.
Here's the thing Irk, we really don't want to cuddle with you, we want to cuddle with a reasonable facsimile of you. Perhaps even a softer, squishier version of you.
Does that put things in a different light ?
Do we need to contact your agent about this ?
I wouldn't want to cuddle with a plush Irk, but he would make a nice companion for my plush Headcrab.
@PocketBrain Keep that thing away from Irk! It's nightmarish!
I would totally buy an Irk plushie for my daughter. Do it, Meh!
@ NOOOO!!!! I'd spoon & cuddle with Irk... So would my wife, and son... No not all together... that just made it akward... And now you (especially you @matthew, really did you need to picture that...) need more mind bleach!
Sarah what's her name motorboating Irk's booty. Dang. Don't guess there's video, Irk?
I'm just gonna leave this here...
Irk really needs to do a lightning round to answer quick, mundane questions.
@BillLehecka Live on Periscope and allow time for new questions from the audience.
@medz Do you hate @matthew 's arm THAT much?!?!?!?
@BillLehecka He'll be fine. I bet his shoulder is so ripped by now he could hold it up there all day.
I've got that Beast Mode physique, oops, I meant Beast a la Mode
@matthew
1) Mee d' zee (aka, @medz) was ripped off.
@joelmw Nice.
@medz Aw, thanks. You the Z, man, you da Z.
2) I feel like I finally understand @conandlibrarian. Thank you, Irk.
@joelmw Based on the way Irk said my name, it seems like I am a 1980's buddy cop television show. Who wouldn't watch "Con and Librarian"?
I don't even think Irk HAS a belly button in which to lodge a jewel. (or even singer/songwriter Jewel) Certainly no nipples. (of the conventional sense, anyway)
https://meh.com/forum/topics/every-rose-has-its-thorn-mad-ape-den-karaoke
I have NO desire for a plush Irk.
None.
But if you make it, I will buy it.
Will he get along with screaming monkeys?
Forgot to post this before:
3) Irk (and @matthew), please don't think that your subtle and nuanced interplay of apparently random questions goes unnoticed. Way to step it up.
@joelmw - Verrry clever, Sherlock.
I prefer to enjoy Irk from afar. All of these requests for plush Irk confuse me. He's not cuddly, he's a curmudgeonly troll!
TTM for the win.
I reject your answer.
I still ache for an Irk plushie.
It wouldn't take much: just some thread, textured fabric, and the sewing skills of a Girl Scout.
Even if you make just one for me.
Make the intern do it.
In lieu of a plushie, would you consider cloning yourself, Irk, and then making your clones available to us VMPs?
If they make a plush Irk you should hit it and it should stay "Maybe it bothers me more than it should" (instead of screaming monkey sounds)