Here's the thing Irk, we really don't want to cuddle with you, we want to cuddle with a reasonable facsimile of you. Perhaps even a softer, squishier version of you. Does that put things in a different light ?
@ NOOOO!!!! I'd spoon & cuddle with Irk... So would my wife, and son... No not all together... that just made it akward... And now you (especially you @matthew, really did you need to picture that...) need more mind bleach!
I reject your answer. I still ache for an Irk plushie. It wouldn't take much: just some thread, textured fabric, and the sewing skills of a Girl Scout. Even if you make just one for me. Make the intern do it.
In lieu of a plushie, would you consider cloning yourself, Irk, and then making your clones available to us VMPs?
But Irk.....everyone wants to cuddle you.
I didn't imagine Irk having posterior cleavage... but now that I know I want a plush Irk even more.
It needs to happen. I want an Irk.
Here's the thing Irk, we really don't want to cuddle with you, we want to cuddle with a reasonable facsimile of you. Perhaps even a softer, squishier version of you.
Does that put things in a different light ?
Do we need to contact your agent about this ?
@ NOOOO!!!! I'd spoon & cuddle with Irk... So would my wife, and son... No not all together... that just made it akward... And now you (especially you @matthew, really did you need to picture that...) need more mind bleach!
I reject your answer.
I still ache for an Irk plushie.
It wouldn't take much: just some thread, textured fabric, and the sewing skills of a Girl Scout.
Even if you make just one for me.
Make the intern do it.
In lieu of a plushie, would you consider cloning yourself, Irk, and then making your clones available to us VMPs?
I wouldn't want to cuddle with a plush Irk, but he would make a nice companion for my plush Headcrab.
@PocketBrain Keep that thing away from Irk! It's nightmarish!
Sarah would leave you in the shelter, I guess. Sorry, Irk.
Great video, though.
@KDemo or in the arms of the angels.
@Thumperchick ^ Legit.
I'm just gonna leave this here...
2) I feel like I finally understand @conandlibrarian. Thank you, Irk.
@joelmw Based on the way Irk said my name, it seems like I am a 1980's buddy cop television show. Who wouldn't watch "Con and Librarian"?
If they make a plush Irk you should hit it and it should stay "Maybe it bothers me more than it should" (instead of screaming monkey sounds)
Forgot to post this before:
3) Irk (and @matthew), please don't think that your subtle and nuanced interplay of apparently random questions goes unnoticed. Way to step it up.
@joelmw - Verrry clever, Sherlock.
I would totally buy an Irk plushie for my daughter. Do it, Meh!
Sarah what's her name motorboating Irk's booty. Dang. Don't guess there's video, Irk?
1) Mee d' zee (aka, @medz) was ripped off.
@joelmw Nice.
@medz Aw, thanks. You the Z, man, you da Z.
I don't even think Irk HAS a belly button in which to lodge a jewel. (or even singer/songwriter Jewel) Certainly no nipples. (of the conventional sense, anyway)
https://meh.com/forum/topics/every-rose-has-its-thorn-mad-ape-den-karaoke
I have NO desire for a plush Irk.
None.
But if you make it, I will buy it.
Will he get along with screaming monkeys?
Irk really needs to do a lightning round to answer quick, mundane questions.
@BillLehecka Live on Periscope and allow time for new questions from the audience.
@medz Do you hate @matthew 's arm THAT much?!?!?!?
@BillLehecka He'll be fine. I bet his shoulder is so ripped by now he could hold it up there all day.
I've got that Beast Mode physique, oops, I meant Beast a la Mode
@matthew
I prefer to enjoy Irk from afar. All of these requests for plush Irk confuse me. He's not cuddly, he's a curmudgeonly troll!
TTM for the win.