@jsh139 This was pretty much as I wrote it, closing lines included. Sooo ... thanks in advance, Santa @Snapster! :)
@matthew Yeah, I didn't write you in because the setting was over at Mediocre Labs ... and last I know, you're not in Texas, so it wouldn't have made sense.
@Barney I would have dedicated more to purple ... except nothing rhymes with purple. Well, maybe orange ...
"Pretty much"!? Glen was slavishly adherent to the text! (Except that aside to assure viewers he's not in the bright green pocket of the combine barons.)
"'Twas the day before mehmas, and all through the lab The staffers still there, and cranky like crabs Fuku bags hung on the railings without care We kinda forget them, so we had a pile to spare No chatter, no puns, there were no posts unread It almost seemed as if the forums were dead Doodling on paper, @galmaegi looking bored While @mehcus, alseep, continued to snore @ Shawn was still working, keyboards were pound Ex-staffer @JonT, nowhere to be found @moose sips a drink, and a sphero's at play Controlled by @chadp on this wintery day @hollboll is calm, on her 5th cup of java A 'copter is broken, beside @katylava @harrison said oops, it's my fault -- again @denboy responds, that's number ten When suddenly out in the lot, do we hear? It's CEO @snapster, ridin' a John Deere! Attemptingly pulled by a bunch of ex-goats While the CEO ponders who's now up for votes Not enough goats, yelled with a manical laughter Oh curse it, you all, as he fired up the tractor Some of the goats, now collapsed in a heap Facepalms ensued, by some of the veeps No duh, said @dave, they're so out of shape You would've done better using monkeys with capes! Yeah, I know, I just wanted them here A sneaky old ploy, since I said there's free beer, And neoprene sleeves, and big bags of dirt Purpley stuff, and piles of shirts. It's fun to see what we can abuse Just for a bit, they simply amuse We'll promise a fuku, they're all in this room That one with the sign that says chamber of doom! All of it here, behind this door lock But after you buy some more speaker docks! All kidding aside, it's been a good year Enjoy all the moments, the laughter, the cheers For all of our mehmbers, they make this site fun Thank you to all, you're all number one. So to all of you mehmbers, all girls and boys A gift to you all, for you to enjoy It's mehmas, it's New Years, it's goodness, not spite So seasons bleatings to all … and to all a good night."
@carl669 Don't know if you know the band Operation Ivy, but I am listening to "Freeze Up" by them right now and it's perfectly synced with the claps. Made me lol.
Pretty good guys good job! Only slightly annoyed that you think we are slobs. The goats are just tired and not so lethargic It's from the verbal abuse we received no not very nostalgic.
Happy holidays from one old goat to all. Now get off my lawn lest you get caught in the brawl.
@narfcake this is much better than my attempt last year... All the @'s in mine got read instead of just the names which made it lose some of the rhythm.
Maybe we should make this an annual tradition?
Season's bleatings to all and Merry Mehmus (or is that Christmeh?)... Good night.
...after speaker docs?
Nice job, Narf! Purple accolades to you.
Awesome! Great job @narfcake!
SHOUT OUT TO @MATTHEW
Nice little Easter egg at the end there too @matthew ;)
@jsh139 This was pretty much as I wrote it, closing lines included. Sooo ... thanks in advance, Santa @Snapster! :)
@matthew Yeah, I didn't write you in because the setting was over at Mediocre Labs ... and last I know, you're not in Texas, so it wouldn't have made sense.
@Barney I would have dedicated more to purple ... except nothing rhymes with purple. Well, maybe orange ...
"Pretty much"!? Glen was slavishly adherent to the text! (Except that aside to assure viewers he's not in the bright green pocket of the combine barons.)
"'Twas the day before mehmas, and all through the lab
The staffers still there, and cranky like crabs
Fuku bags hung on the railings without care
We kinda forget them, so we had a pile to spare
No chatter, no puns, there were no posts unread
It almost seemed as if the forums were dead
Doodling on paper, @galmaegi looking bored
While @mehcus, alseep, continued to snore
@ Shawn was still working, keyboards were pound
Ex-staffer @JonT, nowhere to be found
@moose sips a drink, and a sphero's at play
Controlled by @chadp on this wintery day
@hollboll is calm, on her 5th cup of java
A 'copter is broken, beside @katylava
@harrison said oops, it's my fault -- again
@denboy responds, that's number ten
When suddenly out in the lot, do we hear?
It's CEO @snapster, ridin' a John Deere!
Attemptingly pulled by a bunch of ex-goats
While the CEO ponders who's now up for votes
Not enough goats, yelled with a manical laughter
Oh curse it, you all, as he fired up the tractor
Some of the goats, now collapsed in a heap
Facepalms ensued, by some of the veeps
No duh, said @dave, they're so out of shape
You would've done better using monkeys with capes!
Yeah, I know, I just wanted them here
A sneaky old ploy, since I said there's free beer,
And neoprene sleeves, and big bags of dirt
Purpley stuff, and piles of shirts.
It's fun to see what we can abuse
Just for a bit, they simply amuse
We'll promise a fuku, they're all in this room
That one with the sign that says chamber of doom!
All of it here, behind this door lock
But after you buy some more speaker docks!
All kidding aside, it's been a good year
Enjoy all the moments, the laughter, the cheers
For all of our mehmbers, they make this site fun
Thank you to all, you're all number one.
So to all of you mehmbers, all girls and boys
A gift to you all, for you to enjoy
It's mehmas, it's New Years, it's goodness, not spite
So seasons bleatings to all … and to all a good night."
@narfcake Rose are Red violets are Purple, Sugar is sweet and so is Maple Surple
... hence, the pretty much, @matthew. :)
@cattylaq Now I've got the 'John Deere Green' earworm.
bravo @narfcake, bravo.
@carl669 Don't know if you know the band Operation Ivy, but I am listening to "Freeze Up" by them right now and it's perfectly synced with the claps. Made me lol.
Pretty good guys good job!
Only slightly annoyed that you think we are slobs.
The goats are just tired and not so lethargic
It's from the verbal abuse we received no not very nostalgic.
Happy holidays from one old goat to all.
Now get off my lawn lest you get caught in the brawl.
Well done @narfcake and so smoothly delivered by Glenn. I'll be watching @harrison closely to keep that count going.
This is so awesome. Well done @narfcake!
Awesome
Hey, I don't snore.
10/10
-IGN
@narfcake this is much better than my attempt last year... All the @'s in mine got read instead of just the names which made it lose some of the rhythm.
Maybe we should make this an annual tradition?
Season's bleatings to all and Merry Mehmus (or is that Christmeh?)... Good night.