You asked for it - Ask Irk!
Want to know the secret to a happy and fulfilling life? How to maintain strong relationships and build self confidence? How to be the very best version of yourself?
Well Irk probably can't help you, why would you ask a troll those kinds of questions?
He might be able to tell you the best way to cheat at dice or remove the skin from a 'possum skull though.
With the help of his handler/friend/confidant @matthew, Irk will answer your queries and quandaries in video form at a later date for all of meh to see, so make them good.
We'll take stars into consideration but Irk reserves the right to answer whichever questions he likes the most, we can't really control him.
If your question gets asked you might even get a trinket or bauble of extremely low value, what a deal!
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