Show Us Your Swag – Meh clothes contest {Closed}

@PurplePawprints Goat Prize owed since Sept 2014...get in line sista!

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@PurplePawprints I'm waiting for my drinking terrible button. I drank nasty crap and exposed myself to the internet and i don't even have a button to show for it.

@studerc Don't worry, I'm not trying to cut in front of you goats, just lowering expectations for those thinking of entering for the prize alone.

@PurplePawprints Definitely should be in it for the internet points. Because that's the prize until someone chains @JonT to a prize shipment table.
But hey, still fun!

@Thumperchick @jont it's time for a new thread.

@medz Aye, the winners from the Drinking Video in March were never announced, despite several harassing reminders.

@studerc Ahem, is the lack of "lightning" in your bathroom the less-than-ideal part? Because I kind of prefer my bathrooms to be lightning-free what with the water and all.

@PurplePawprints the lack of appropriate auto correct makes it even more "meh"...im actually pretty content with that outcome.

@studerc "Hang up the framed wire flower thing?! HANG IT UP? Do I resemble Bob Vila to you? Does my visage call to mind Martha Stewart? When you see me, do you think 'Oh, there's Bob the Builder except not clay'? I shall NOT hang it up! I shall lean it gently against the wall above the toilet, at a jaunty angle full of bohemian charm. And I shall set it atop a grey tea-towel lest any petal should fall. As is my wont. Good day to you."

@Starblind Funny story...i remodeled that entire bathroom myself over Christmas Break. Gutted it to the studs and started from scratch. At the end the wife asked me to hang up decorations. The walls were soo precious to me that I struggled to nail stuff up. That little wire thing was placed with purpose! Haha

@studerc - Command hooks.

@studerc I know a useful handyman's trick to help with exactly that situation. First, measure the wallhanging and make sure your planned hanging space is completely level, not just with the floor but with surrounding objects. Take a pencil and very carefully mark where the screws will go, using a tiny, very faint 'X'. Then, take a thick Sharpie marker and draw a crude penis on the wall nearby, complete with big hairy balls and (optionally) 'smell lines'. Once you've drawn a big offensive wang, you won't feel bad at all about hanging stuff on the wall! In fact, you might even find yourself hanging up something else to cover the cartoonish phallus. It's home improvement the Starblind way!

@studerc Wait..did you circumvent the one shirt rule? If so that's ground for disqualification.

@MrMark One shirt? Phhhbt. More shirts = more votes in my book.

@studerc no baby picture? No star for you!

@mikibell as requested. Also i hope im not too late @JonT.

Please note. Charlotte just woke up from a nap. @chaoscatapult felt that she needed to get fed. We modified the apron to serve as a giant bib. The socks keep her little arms warm. Welcome to the littlest mehrican here, Charlotte.

Also, the photo wasn't shopped at all, the meh on that bib hit the light just right, looks awesome.

@studerc she is sooo adorable! A star for her! (And you)

@mikibell I appreciate the kind words!

@chaoscatapult congratulations on your beautiful baby! Love the dimples..

@mikibell Luckily she has the cute little cheeks...due to her odd current hairline she actually better resembles a 50 year old man...all in good time.

@studerc Very cute!

@studerc YOU'RE ADOOORABLE

@smigit2002 It looks like you made meh underwear. I say undies should be the next meh-branded offering!

@pitamuffin Couldn't agree more, I'm thinking a loin cloth, re-using the same tagline from the socks: "Never settle for less than minimally adequate."

@smigit2002 yaaassss

@smigit2002 wow well effin done sir

@ACraigL I should apologize in advance too ;)

@galmaegi uh...

@hollboll meow... :( give me some tuna.

@hollboll YAAASSSSS

@medz You go, boss!

@galmaegi This is getting weird.

@hollboll This is why some people call you Erica when they reply to you.

@galmaegi Love the sign on the wall: "ELIKA". Just to make sure everybody can pronounce it as it was meant to: 에리카. I bet @hollboll is always mispronouncing it ;-)

@einrad Thanks! My friend got it for me during her honeymoon in Hawaii.

@jaremelz I should also apologize for the terribly meh 'meh' headband. I whipped it out this morning, and well, it's not very good. Which in this case, is appropriate!

@MrGlass It's hard to tell what I like most about this picture. It may be the 'not-quite-up-to-code' dangly smoke detector or possibly the oddly place jar of pickles to your right.

@MrGlass

I like that there are other companies inadvertently advertising for meh. For the longest time I thought my coworker was active on meh because of this flask on his cubicle wall. No matter, I got him roped into meh now ;)

@MrGlass Is that a pair of purple scissors in the cup?

The smoke detector is totally meh, but at least it has the ability to be in compliance with current codes; hardwired + battery backup.

@narfcake Purple? I love purple.

@narfcake @barney Yup, wife loves her new purple scissors. Even has a purple/pink pattern on the blades.

@sohmageek..... I forgot the autograph in that one...

@mikibell I'm not wearing any.... only Meh items....

@sohmageek great minds! If I were more ambitious, I think the apron would cover the appropriate bits and pieces..;) but I am not ambitious...

@mikibell Well... I tried using the fanny pack... but there were a few bits hanging... So i had to use the bags... And the editing was due to me not realizing that the nightstand had all kinds of baby stuff on it...

@sohmageek we thank you for your discretion! ;) baby stuff would not have made us flinch...

@mikibell Oh... the hat is my son's.... I thought I wanted to match the picture above....

@sohmageek adorable!

@mikibell maybe it was baby making stuff

@medz i thought of that...but I walked away from the thought..and appreciated his discretion again ;)

@mikibell @medz It was bottles and toys, I thought I picked them all up... but messy it was.. so gone it went.

@sohmageek 😉

@mikibell @medz However you do remind me of a couples baby shower my wife put on for her girlfriend (they were 3 months apart in pregnancy) They had some really woodchuck people at the shower. (FYI Woodchucks are Vermont's version of Rednecks... they typically have lots of plaid instead of wifebeaters) Bingo was by the gifts... One of the guys that was the burliest of guys kept screaming out, Are they nipple shields? Did you open any nipple shields. Do I even want to know what a nipple shield is?

@sohmageek hahaha that is as bas as when I went to "having baby" class @ the local hospital and one of the members tried to inconspicuously ask about inverted nipples, pretending it wasn't she..don't want to know what that is or why 😇

@whammo This is great. Also, the cat in the background.

@Foxborn for some reason I cannot stop staring @JonT hips they are very shapely in that drawing and make me ummm lets not talk about that...

@studerc I think they're too busy enjoying adult beverages and laughing at us suckers for fighting over 620 Fukus

@studerc need to wait until later today to assemble the panel of judges!

@JonT I hope all the judges have to participate in "Drinking terrible" before the judging. That would make it really interesting :)

@JonT define later today. You are this vague time person aren't you that caused irks rant.

@sohmageek hey I just said that the panel of judges would be assembled, I didn't say I would announce a winner!

Don't worry, @JonT, we'll be patient :-)

@jqubed Hello, Andy Samberg from Hot Rod! Just add the lip hair....

@marklog I have never heard of this movie, but I'll try to remember to have a fake mustache handy for next time.

@JonT Charlotte is disappointed. I told her that clearly she wasnt cute enough to win and she started to cry. She was also hungry...however i blame meh.

Also, congrats to the winners!

@JonT Hooray! I am a weiner! I bet it was the blur effect that pushed me to the front. Now I am a bit less sad about missing the fuku. Thanks! ...I think.

@JonT Woohoo! And they said my knitting would never amount to anything. Tell @matthew to just throw the dumdums in with whatever horrid awesomeness comes my way. Unless he ate them all. Which I doubt....And I agree with @medz, it takes the sadness from not scoring a fuku down a notch. Sniff, thanks guys!

@JonT Damn. Guess I just have to keep consuming meh clothes so I can win next time! Here's hoping there'll be something in my fuku to give me that extra edge!

(also, thanks for doing contests, I really enjoy it when I can come up with some way to participate)

@JonT wahoo thank you meh employees/ judges. :)

@JonT ok... not to be a pain... but any ETA on any of the prizes? I mean... How long has @Studerc waited?

@sohmageek It will get there the same time as your goat prize.

@Barney has anyone received their goat prizes yet?

@sohmageek No goat prize has ever been awarded.

@sohmageek Nope, no goat love from @JonT.

@sohmageek damn it goat! Bringing up my lack of prizes? Now @JonT is gonna delay those fuckers another month. Shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt balls. All i want is some mother fucking closure! :)

@sohmageek The first rule of prize club is there is no prize.

@studerc I'm sorry. I know you've been waiting a while. I even offered to send you a prize for @jont. He didn't bite. I still have a box for you. But I'm waiting on my supplier for the last item. Sorry for the delay.

@medz You're good. You've got a few months, at least.

Never mind, @JonT I just bought one of these stupid ice creme makers so I could get in on the roulette game. I don't know why...I don't need 1 let alone 2 of them. Shipping address on my account is current now.