How often do you go to the grocery store?
Have you ever been to a monster truck event?
Do you still have nightmares involving your school/college years?
What do you wear to sleep?
You've been visited by a mundane genie. He will grant you one chore that will magically be done for you forevermore. What do you choose?
What happened last time your phone died?
When I was a kid, I was obsessed with:
Worst-smelling, best-tasting food:
This is the point in the summer when I start:
The sun today is:
We're five days in: how's August looking so far?
I drink my morning coffee:
Going on a cruise is:
You get a zit on your face. What do you do?
Do you use insoles?
My kitchen counter is:
Is your dog anxious?
Best "old person" hobby:
Best piece of quirky entertainment:
Do you ever make your own ice cream?
You're out for a celebratory dinner. What do you order?
I constantly lose my:
The Matrix is:
Do you floss every day?
I burn candles for:
After I go number two, I clean up with:
Leather bags:
The best tabletop games are:
The key to a good party playlist is:
When I go to the beach, I:
You just left the house. What worrisome thought is bothering you?
Are you getting enough fiber?
Best tea:
Which typical Valentines gift would you always appreciate?
Best cookies in the grocery store:
We're at the point of the summer where:
Why do you have a headache right now?
Best snack-brand band:
Best city in the Northeast:
Breakfast the morning after a big meal: what do you do?
The reason I keep coming back to Meh is:
My favorite Meh product I bought is:
What stupid thing do you foresee us selling at some point this next year?
My IRKs have, on the whole, been:
I've shopped at Meh for:
Do you charge things wirelessly?
We're a few days into the month and past the major holiday. How's July looking for you?
Are you all stocked up on fireworks?
Best pizza topping:
Happy 4th! We're grilling out. What can we get you?
Is it Thursday? Or is it Friday?
The best artificial fruit flavor is:
My garden grows:
Coolest construction site vehicle:
I use a power bank for:
Forget margaritas. What's your go-to summer cocktail?
Smelliest book:
Best trees to have in your backyard:
What time is it when you're looking at this poll?
Realistically, how much electric saw do you need in your life?
I prefer my cocktails to be:
Most annoying thing about wireless earbuds:
RC cars are for:
Summer 2026 is gonna be:
The worst place to get an ache is in:
At the dentist's office, when they ask you what flavor polish you want, do you ever choose something other than mint?
Best kind of pool:
This summer, I'm making a point to:
What big summer movie are you most excited for?
We're halfway through June. How's the month going so far?
Where we at with mustaches these days?
What's the worst season? Support your answer in the comments.
Do you do any out-of-season holiday celebrations?
Doing chores without a podcast to listen to is:
I like yogurt:
I drink red wine:
My tap water tastes:
What's plugged into the outlet behind your television?
Happy Monday! How's the week looking?
My go-to hangover cure is:
What do you drink to wake up in the morning?
Which is better: an iced espresso drink or cold brew? (Argue in favor of your response in the comments.)
When my kids were babies, they slept:
Have you ever seen these bars for sale in the wild?
Worst bug to find in your house?
What seemingly innocuous summer activity most often leaves you feeling achy?
Outside of bed bugs, what are the most annoying bugs to deal with inside your home?
I do laundry:
Best acne movie:
Hey, it's June! How was your May?
It's Thursday!
Do you wash your hair every time you shower?
The best family dog is:
Scariest bear:
Do you stay well-hydrated all day?
Best movie theater candy:
The secret to a delicious salad is adding:
Hey speaking of wiping hands, what's your favorite wing sauce?
What ridiculous infomercial product was actually great?
