@mycya4me@tohar1 It is funny to think that back then individuals actually owned vessels armed with cannons that were available for hire. That’s probably still legal under US law.
Power tools. If a mixer is good enough to knead dough, why not take it up a notch and make a cement mixer? Or an electric knife that’ll double as a reciprocating saw.
Online sports betting, since that niche is so under-promoted right now. And Cuisinart should have ample experience in laundering (cough) processing the winnings.
medical imaging devices
Guns. Always guns.
@tweezak got enough aready
@mycya4me @tweezak You can never have enough ammo.
KuoH
@kuoh @tweezak I was saying enough guns… I agree NEVER enough ammo!
@mycya4me @tweezak Define “enough”…
@tohar1 @tweezak The type that Thomas Jefferson & Patrick Henry had access to!
@mycya4me @tohar1 You must mean the kind that their tyrannical government also had.
Sounds logical.
I’m glad we’re on the same page.
@tohar1 @tweezak which we have now.
@mycya4me @tohar1 It is funny to think that back then individuals actually owned vessels armed with cannons that were available for hire. That’s probably still legal under US law.
@mycya4me @tohar1 @tweezak
If Starbucks added ammo packs to the menu, all of their drive-through locations could be open 24/7/365 and be quite profitable
Bidets.
@fjp999 My ass should be at least as clean as my countertops.
@2many2no I was thinking along the lines of Making you happy from mouth to ass!
@fjp999 Sure, as long as they don’t try to combine one with some of their other products…
@fjp999 Have never had the chance of using one…
@mycya4me Highly recommend!
@fjp999 Not till I try one 1st. Not in my place.
Sports equipment.
Mobility aids.
Power tools. If a mixer is good enough to knead dough, why not take it up a notch and make a cement mixer? Or an electric knife that’ll double as a reciprocating saw.
@narfcake I want to see a Cuisinart rotary demolition hammer.
@narfcake
I think my Sawzall would make a better electric kitchen knife than vice-versa.
Online sports betting, since that niche is so under-promoted right now. And Cuisinart should have ample experience in
laundering(cough) processing the winnings.Kitchen and bathroom. The two most important rooms in a house.
/showme a Cuisinart Japanese bidet toilet seat
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@TheDagda They could just re-brand a TOTO and be done with it.
@carolsiddall I mean, if AI can do it…
@carolsiddall @TheDagda Just gotta print stickers and cover all the appliances in the house …
/showme Kitchen with appliances that have poorly made stickers that say Cuisinart on them.
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Space craft to go to the Moon & Mars
wall art but only wall art featuring pictures of kitchens and small kitchen appliances
Swords. I offer precedent:
Blade Cuisinart
Table lamps
Cuisse in art
@chienfou Well said!
@cfg83
Lapidary hobby equipment
Medical Equipment
/showme an MRI machine made by Cuisinart and meh’s mascot IRK is getting imaged while mediocrebot is running the controls to the machine.
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@mediocrebot apparently IRK and the AI artist 'bot have never met each other. I do like the the sticky note tho: "Remember: You’re Doing Great … ish"
@mediocrebot @MrGoodGuy
“Bagel Mode: Off”
@Kyeh @mediocrebot @MrGoodGuy OMG, it can double as a toaster oven!!!
/showme mediocrebot is using an MRI machine made by Cuisinart to toast bagels. The brains of the bagels are also being imaged by the MRI machine.
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@mediocrebot A mini Cuisinart MRI machine is good for squirrel health care!
@cfg83 For some reason, this is what comes to mind.
KuoH
@kuoh
I gotta admit, it would make a great bagel slicer.
@cfg83 @kuoh
/youtube goldfinger “no mr bond i expect you to die”
@f00l @kuoh OMG, the OG bagel slicer.
@cfg83 @f00l @kuoh Slice and toast in one operation!
@kuoh I guess I’m glad I never watched Resident Evil.
Fertilizer. Bandini and Cuisinart have 3 syllables :