I'll actually show up! (September 2019 goat nominations).

narfcake thought this was worth mentioning said

Did you know that participation awards are a thing? Granted, I think it only applies with participation in the first place …

Anyway, August is coming to an end, so it might be good time to nominate a new scapegoat for September. Of course, if no one gets nominated, maybe our current goat will just have to continue their term …