@blaineg I have a slightly used death certificate I can send you where you can cross off my name and put yours and then post it. You might have better luck with it than I did.
@mike808 PS I changed my vote to someone who has slide under the radar for longer… but now @TheFLP is also out there as a target month after month until his time is up.
@blaineg I had been nominated a number of times and someone went on a campaign to get me goated at the same time I was moving and starting a 1 year job (so I was a crappy goat). So I uploaded to that nomination thread a death certificate for kidsandliz and stated that kidsandliz couldn’t serve as goat if kidsandliz was dead. For some bizarre reason people didn’t believe that (LOL) and I got goated anyway. So that person could use my death certificate and just put their name there. They might have better luck than I did.
The pickens are looking pretty slim, and he left town.
Pre-blame for not having a deal on
Meh Face Popsockets
DAY 143
@mike808
I’ll count that as an unblame
@TheFLP
@narfcake @eonfifty @sammydog01
What has two thumbs and will be goat for March?
THIS GUY — @TheFLP
@mike808
You only think I have two thumbs.
And I’d bet @mediocrebot would be an awesome goat too.
OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!
@eonfifty @mediocrebot
I’m perfectly fine finishing third behind a deceased movie character and a bot. Keep up the awesome work.
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot @TheFLP
pills! Thrills! Kills! Awesome!
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
Here are the last six nomination threads, should you decide that prior nominees deserve another chance.
February 2019
January 2019
December 2018
November 2018
October 2018
September 2018
@narfcake Thanks for making that easy.
I think you should do something out of the ordinary and nominate EVERYONE as goat. A month when it’s everyone’s fault.
How about @blaineg? Tired of being a bridesmaid yet? I looked through the old voting threads and there he was, over and over again.
@sammydog01
Yay, a real person who isn’t me!
@TheFLP You are not saved yet. And even if you are saved for march, you are now on an old nomination thread for the future.
/image you will be doomed
@Kidsandliz Cast your vote!
Goat Him Up! Goat Him Up!
@mike808 read the stars…
@Kidsandliz
That’s OK. If I can hold out until May, I won’t be such a basket case. As it stands now, y’all would be watching a goat sleep for 31 days straight.
@sammydog01 Ruh-roh!
Should I feign invisibility, or start campaigning?
@blaineg I have a slightly used death certificate I can send you where you can cross off my name and put yours and then post it. You might have better luck with it than I did.
@mike808 PS I changed my vote to someone who has slide under the radar for longer… but now @TheFLP is also out there as a target month after month until his time is up.
@Kidsandliz “a slightly used death certificate”? There must be a tale behind that.
@blaineg I had been nominated a number of times and someone went on a campaign to get me goated at the same time I was moving and starting a 1 year job (so I was a crappy goat). So I uploaded to that nomination thread a death certificate for kidsandliz and stated that kidsandliz couldn’t serve as goat if kidsandliz was dead. For some bizarre reason people didn’t believe that (LOL) and I got goated anyway. So that person could use my death certificate and just put their name there. They might have better luck than I did.
@blaineg
If you are Goated, we want some toy topics!
You seem to have a gift for this …
/giphy toy pomeranian
Two stars is a pretty narrow lead … we need a few more mehsidents of these forums to step up and show their appreciation for @blaineg.
Whoops, @blaineg has picked up a couple more votes since I started typing that. Right on!
@TheFLP
Your bleat will come. Next month, or later.
/giphy no escape
@TheFLP
We will not forget…
/image doomsday countdown
@f00l I’ve got toys. I’ve also got tools. The difference between the two is sometimes pretty small.
@TheFLP Coward!
@blaineg
Hey now, just trying to make sure you get your due after being snubbed by the Academy for so long. It’s a crying shame.
you’re an all-star
@mediocrebot
Get your game on
@mediocrebot @RiotDemon
Go play.
@TheFLP You’re too kind.
@blaineg
Couldn’t happen to a nicer mehtizen.
Thank you and good night.
Unblaming @blaineg because @TheFLP thinks escaping goatdom this month means immunity.
(Don’t worry, your time will come!)
@blaineg @narfcake I think @TheFLP mistakes the goatdom game for survivor. No immunity token. the only token given is a goat icon.
@Kidsandliz @narfcake @TheFLP So did this thing happen?
Guess it did, there he is.
@blaineg @Kidsandliz @narfcake
No, I don’t think I’m immune. Yes, my goat is gonna come. But not this month thankyouverymuch.