New goat resolutions (January 2019 Nominations)
20A huge round of applause to the current goat @tnhillbillygal, who will still be taking (un)blame ALL THE WAY TO THE END OF THE YEAR!! Woohoo!
That also means that it’s that time to nominate who is worthy of carrying on with the tradition of meh scapegoats into the new year.
Or at least the new month …
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Did @mike808 somehow get spared last month? He was due, I believe, and it’s time for him to get his comeuppance…
@shahnm He got spared for several months …
@narfcake @shahnm I second this nomination. He is deserving because of his crude and lascivious post. On a prior thread a conversation was taking place about a pair of Christmas deer innocently frolicking on a hat. Apparently, the deer just happened to be positioned in a way for a certain individual to misinterpret their position.
To which he posted this…
Do not bother looking for the conversation. Just take my word that it happened exactly the way I said, and GoaT him for his wildly inappropriate behavior.
@mfladd @narfcake @shahnm
@shahnm @mfladd @mike808 @narfcake
i say goat the fucker.
@carl669 @mfladd @mike808 @narfcake @shahnm
Not “fuck the Goater”?
For the “Impatient Recipient Kvetching” topic:
Hi, @kdemo!
Hi, @narfcake! Guess I didn’t learn my lesson. Want to give me a second chance to get it right?
@kdemo Mehmbers LOVE it when nominees resist …
@narfcake -
Goat me once, shame on me.
Goat me twice, shame on you.
or something?
Sincerely,
Miss April 2016
@narfcake
If we’re are going to start re-goating people, you get to go first in being Goat your second time round. Right?
That seems only fair.
Unless we re-goat @mfladd/@mflatt.
That seems magnificent.
@kdemo Where’s your goat emeritus badge?!? I’m blaming @tnhillbillygal!
@f00l @mfladd @narfcake
@kittysprinkles already got regoated. Thanks to @mfladd. If anyone gets regoated, it should be him.
/giphy hugs and kisses
@KittySprinkles @mfladd @narfcake @RiotDemon
@kittysprinkles got re-goated after changing her uid.
So, technically, the user “@kittysprinkles” was only goated once.
@narfcake @tnhillbillygal
Ha!
There are a bunch of us old goats without the badge. First I didn’t get the email, then I decided not to ask. If I need to let VMP lapse, I may humbly request the added stigma.
@f00l @RiotDemon
@mfladd @RiotDemon
Hi!
Thank you to @theFLP and @shahnm for the lonely votes anyway.
@kdemo why, you don’t want a poop icon?
@RiotDemon - Some stigmas are worse than others.
@kdemo I just don’t understand why you don’t want to be known as a piece of shit. /s
@kdemo @RiotDemon
@kdemo and @pavlov and @mrspavlov and I agree on something.
Whoever started the whole “This thread for people who”… that got annoying quick.
or this is my xth post.
@raccoon81 We need a name!
@narfcake @raccoon81
Is this the topic?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/vmp-only-thread
@medz is the guilty party for that one.
@f00l @narfcake @raccoon81
Already been the goat though.
@f00l @medz That’s not the one that started it I don’t think. There was a “non-VMP” thread first, wasn’t there?
@f00l @ruouttaurmind I think mine was first because I wanted to rub the non-vmp noses in it following the vmp meh-rathon hour with all the confusion regarding member vs vmp status.
@medz How compassionate of you…
@ruouttaurmind just trying to educate while fustigating
@medz @ruouttaurmind
/define fustigating
No exact matches found for the specified word.
@jst1ofknd @medz @ruouttaurmind
/giphy fustigating
I thought this thread was for goat nominations not goat nominations and sniveling or whining. Selecting a goat is serious business for the poor bastard that gets it(or something like that)
@sicc574 Almost anything goes here. Besides, this thread is as on-topic as any other thread here!
/s
@narfcake @sicc574
These activities are intrinsic to our long, distinguished, sanctified traditions.
/giphy sniveling goat
@sicc574 besides sniveling or whining gets you out of being a goat sometimes. Worked for me for around 2 years until the month I had 8 days notice I was moving to another state. Then I wasn’t believed, even when I offered up a death certificate I was still goated (and then was a crappy goat because of moving and starting a new, one year, job). Moral of this story is sniveling and whining works but use it judiciously.
@Kidsandliz @sicc574
That is some of the best life-advice I have heard in a long time. Thank you, o’ wise one.
@shahnm well and you can probably do super charged sniveling and whining since you keep your batteries in the fridge.
@Kidsandliz That, too, after all, is among the ways of the wise, is it not?
@Kidsandliz i recall it very well…i can whine as good as the next g̶o̶a̶t̶ guy, not much of a sniveler though. Was trying to get a rise out of all our fellow mehmbers and boy did it work…
@sicc574 then consider yourself among the nominated, dear mehmber. Your profile doesn’t list Goat Emeritus, VMP, Kickstarter, VolMod, nor flask.
What better way to elevate your mehsteem amongst your fellow heathen denizens of Meh?
Extra points if you self-star your own goat nomination!
Nice attempt at diversion, @mike808. No, @sicc574’s post was not a self-nomination.
Totally a @sicc574 self-nomehnate on-topic post.
@sicc574 have you been goat??? Perhaps you should be… I nominate @sicc574
@CaptAmehrican Likely more votes if a separate goat nomination reply.
@CaptAmehrican I have not but given the opportunity, I shall approach it with as much mediocrity as a newb goat can…and if not…oh well, there’s plenty more months left in my life
If goated, it will be an even more underwhelming mehxperience and those who vote for me should blame @tnhillbillygal while they still can.
I am the avocado of goats. While y’all waited for me to ripen enough to savor the flavor, I have become a hot brown mess.
On toast. Ya burnt.
@mike808
/giphy I can’t wait
@mike808
/giphy exquisite
I hereby nominate @vincitygialam. Expressly for the reason that this “person” fooled us all.
@jst1ofknd Who is @vincitygialam? And how did your alternate nick fool anybody?
@therealjrn @vincitygialam
It wasn’t me. I’ve never changed nor ever will change my username.
They randomly said hi and never anything else.
This is a nomination of @sicc574 (by @CaptAmehrican based on his above comments)
@Kidsandliz i have not had the m̶i̶s̶fortune of being goat yet
Has @UncleVinny been goat yet? If not, I nominate him.
@RiotDemon Just did a search. June 2018.
@Kidsandliz @RiotDemon
Why doesn’t his profile say Goat Emeritus?
Even if his badge is still VMP.
Hmmm. Who to blame? @tnhillbillygal or @narfcake ?
@Kidsandliz @mike808 @narfcake @tnhillbillygal they sent out an email asking people if they wanted the goat badge. You can turn it down or all to have it removed after the fact. Some people just don’t want to join the club, I guess.
@Kidsandliz @mike808 @narfcake @RiotDemon
@tnhillbillygal
Yup, I was a goat. Not the GOAT goat, but I tried!
@Kidsandliz @mike808 @narfcake @tnhillbillygal @UncleVinny I now remember you did the drinking video. Not sure if it was during your goat hood or not.
@RiotDemon yup, that was my big kickoff
I’m beginning to think these goating noms are about as much fun as calling out the bandits…
Does someone get the joy of being Goat of the Year? Or are all Goats created equal?
@LemonTheCat The same goat for the whole year?!?
Well it’s never too late to start, right?
/me contemplates changing the topic to New goat resolutions (
January2019 Nominations)@LemonTheCat @narfcake
Who would be GoaT of the year 2018?
/giphy asking for a friend
@narfcake nah, I’d feel bad for that person!! Omg. Haha. No, I meant (in my poorly worded post), that of the 12 Goats of the past year… will one of them get some sort of Goat-Like trophy of sorts? For being like… MVG (obviously most valuable goat)?? I joined you all this year. And I finally got a handle on most of the stuff, but figured I’d ask 🦷🦷
@LemonTheCat @narfcake In keeping with the spirit of this almost-but-not-quite esteemed establishment, I believe it would have to be Most Meh Goat.
This will likely be my sole contribution to this discussion, so y’all savor it as vigorously as required for your personal needs.
@shahnm Your sole contribution? Best get some batteries out the fridge and recharge your fingers.
@LemonTheCat there isn’t a goat of the year. They used to give trophies to all the past goats but that was halted a couple of years ago.
I’m not bitter.
/giphy sad
@LemonTheCat @RiotDemon
I’m sad too! I want a participation trophy!
/giphy Participation Trophy
@LemonTheCat @RiotDemon
Ouch…
@jst1ofknd @LemonTheCat @RiotDemon Perhaps more calories have been burned laughing at this than in the exercise itself. Thus deserving a public service award.
@jst1ofknd @LemonTheCat @mehcuda67 @RiotDemon
Always thought exercise machines were evil. Now I’ve got proof!
@jst1ofknd I bought one of these machines several years ago from QVC, but never used it. After seeing this I’m glad.