Hey @carl669 this is for you (NSFW)

Fortunately I remembered to do a fucking screenshot today just for you. Happy fucking 6969 day! And I wish you many happy returns on the fuck count.

PS a fucking cat woke me up jumping on me at fucking 5:25am. I couldn’t get back to sleep so I happened to remember today’s fuckingly important mission. First I had to fucking click on the fucking meh button. That fucking generated (Get the pun? Since they are selling a giant fucking battery - oh wait since this fuck is crossed off does it revise the fuck count fucking down? generator today) the fuckingly appropriate, once in a life time fuck number, that fucking generated the flagging of the Fuck Count King.

Here is a fucking for you too as a fucking fuck present fuckingly fit for a fuck king.

You are fucking welcome. And have a fuckingly good day.