Cinco de cabra (May 2019 goat nominations)

narfcake shared some links said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 12:52am ET

It’s that time of the month again when we say adios to the current goat @Deathbynoodlez – who finally got PopSockets – and bring in a new one.

So who’s due for a heaping of blames and/or unblames in May?

(Hint. Hint.)

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cinoclav said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 1:17am ET:

Well uh, I guess I nominate @TheFLP. It just kind of came to me…

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- @cinoclav
  
  Yup, let’s get this thing moving.
  
  Incidentally, I blame the current goat because I didn’t get an email notification for this thread — I had to go looking for it like an animal. Or like a goat, to be more specific.
  
  But I’m not a goat … yet.
  
  TheFLP said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 1:28am ET
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- @cinoclav @TheFLP Patience.
  
  mike808 said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 1:50am ET
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- @mike808
  
  TheFLP said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 12:05pm ET
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mfladd said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 7:04am ET:

That’s weird- I forgot @Deathbynoodlez was even GoaT. Once he got his popsockets he completely disappeared from the pasture.

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- @mfladd Just like the toothbrush guy.
  
  sammydog01 said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 7:17am ET
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- @mfladd He’s busy preparing for his wedding, now that he has to go back to his original plan.
  
  You sound like you’re looking to … blame your disappointment on the people that voted for him to be goat?
  
  mike808 said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 8:53am ET
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- @mfladd So fall finally came to Windows XP?
  
  blaineg said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 10:22am ET
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- @mfladd @mike808 I don’t think @Deathbynoodlez gives fuck all about being an actual contributing meh forum member…this is what happens when you rely on the popular vote…he got what he wanted then ghosted.
  
  therealjrn said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 10:33am ET
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- @mfladd @mike808 @therealjrn I take this post as a nomination for @deathbynoodlez’s second month.
  
  narfcake said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 10:37am ET
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- @deathbynoodlez @mfladd @mike808 @narfcake
  
  therealjrn said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 10:46am ET
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- @therealjrn So hire a better goat this month.
  And give him credit for the 180+ straight days of posting (ahem, “contributing to the Meh community”) before “he got what he wanted”. Sounds more like he earned it if thats your criteria.
  
  Democracy only sucks when you’re a fascist autocrat.
  
  mike808 said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 11:01am ET
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- Ha ha! We can always count on @mike808 to completely miss the point…poor sad sack. It has got to be hard to be you.
  
  therealjrn said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 11:21am ET
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- @mike808 @therealjrn I don’t know. I think democracy can suck pretty hard if you’re part of a hated, oppressed minority.
  I’m not. I’ve never been oppressed in my life. But the tyranny of the majority is a real concern.
  
  Limewater said Tue, Apr 30th 2019 at 9:22am ET
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2many2no said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 5:55pm ET:

@tinamarie1974
Because we need to have an actual race,
and also because @mfladd is intrigued.

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- @2many2no I am But I think she wanted June due to work and travel. Her time is coming!
  
  mfladd said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 7:48pm ET
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- @2many2no @mfladd…a race? What kind of race? And technically I said please no, but June was WWAAYYY better than April
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 8:48pm ET
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- @mfladd @tinamarie1974
  Well… OK.
  
  2many2no said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 9:30pm ET
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- @2many2no @mfladd
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 10:00pm ET
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- @2many2no @tinamarie1974 June’s com’n, baby!
  
  mfladd said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 10:40pm ET
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- @2many2no @mfladd
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 10:52pm ET
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Barney said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 11:24pm ET:

OK, I’ve been looking at the title of this thread. Why is it cinco de cabra? Five of goat?

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- @Barney Fifth goat of the year.
  
  mike808 said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 11:53pm ET
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- @mike808 Ahh, got it. Thanks.
  
  Barney said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 11:59pm ET
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ShotgunX said Sun, Apr 28th 2019 at 12:15am ET:

I was kind of far from the screen, and read the title of the thread as “cinco cobras.” Now I realize that this has nothing to do with cobras, let alone a whole five of them, and I am really disappointed.

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- aetris said Sun, Apr 28th 2019 at 8:41am ET
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- @aetris
  
  lseeber said Wed, May 1st 2019 at 9:57am ET
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- @lseeber - Well, that’s UNO cobra.
  
  aetris said Thu, May 2nd 2019 at 7:03am ET
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- @aetris si
  
  lseeber said Thu, May 2nd 2019 at 8:39am ET
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Kidsandliz said Mon, Apr 29th 2019 at 12:25am ET:

/image cat bump

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