BioBidet Good/Better/Best Bidet Bonzana
Our Take
- Your choice of 3 different devices that spray water on your butt- The A3 is the cheapest and doesn’t do much except spray water on your butt- The BBC-270 connects to your hot water tap so it can spray warm water on your butt- The UB-4800 has everything: heated seat, oscillating spray mode, adjustable nozzle, pre-heated water, and kid’s mode (for, we imagine stopping your kids from spraying water on their butts)- You’ve gotta ask yourself one question: How much do you want to spend to spray water on your butt? - Model: A3, BBC-270, UB-4800 (We just mentioned these model numbers repeatedly above and probably didn’t need to repeat them again here, but you know what they say about old habits: They spray water on your butt.)
It's All Relative
Take your pick of these 3 butt-spraying, hygiene-enhancing contraptions. The good one (A3) rinses your backside without bells or whistles, the better one (BBC-270) features a warm-water hookup for a less-startling sensation, and the best one (UB-4800) makes you feel like royalty.Pooping royalty.The whole good, better, best distinction is a bit of marketing trickery that were reluctant to use. Sure, the A3 is good but compared to the others its the worst. So if were being fully transparent we should probably tell you to take your pick between the worst middling and best option.On the other hand, best is relative. The seat-warming, remote-controlled, wireless-touch UB-4800 is objectively best in terms of the experience it provides, but is it best in terms of value? That all depends on how much you value your toilet time. And your money.We talked about a similar concept only yesterday when we coined the Law Of Developing Returns and suggested that the cheapest option (in that case, headphones) often provides the best value and is therefore best. So were in danger of hypocrisy by calling todays most expensive option the best one.Maybe we should flip it around and call the cheapest one the best and the most expensive one the worst. No, thats a terrible idea.Maybe we shouldnt place any value judgements on the options whatsoever and let you decide which one is best for you. The customer is always right, after all. And we dont want to make you feel bad for choosing to buy something other than the best way to cleanse your posterior.Yes, the best option is the one you choose. Though it would be best for us if you chose the one were calling the best" and best for your wallet if you chose the good one and best" for your anus to choose the better one if it is sensitive to cold and really, whose isnt?Hows this: Choose between the cheapest one, the one that costs a little more and has warm water, or the expensive one that will turn your bathroom into a Japanese garden of delights.Thats the best way to describe the choice. Or at least, its a good way to do it though were sure theres a better way to put it
