@squishybrain I’ve always wondered how the hot water option works on these. I mean it takes 30-45 seconds for hot water to reach my bathroom sink, so I just wait before I put my hands under the water. Does the bidet give such an option to pre-run the water until it’s warm before shooting it onto your backside?
@droopus How would you compare it to the Toto? I’ve got a (very expensive) Toto in the master bathroom, but I’m looking for something for the guest bathroom as well.
@demonbane The one on Meh is not what you want. The one I bought is very comfortable, has easy adjustments…seems about the same level of build as my Toto…solid. No, it’s not the top of the line, but if you compare the one I got to the others, it doesnt have a lot of bells and whistles, but it uses nice warm water, has good adjustments, and this one is also in our second bathroom.
@dagirlgenius These units come with a T adapter, basically just splits your water line that would normally just go to your toilet tank and provides it to the bidet.
@conrd810 Incorrect, it’s the water that’s in your home pipes, NOT the water that is sitting in your toilet tank. Certainly not the bowl either, THAT would be truly gross.
I bought one when previously offered. The nighttime temperature dropped to about 50 last weekend and it started leaking like crazy. I am guessing due to metal fastener screwing onto plastic and shrinking at different rates. I had to disconnect it.
Before this happened, it worked perfectly.
Probably will not be able to use it during cold weather months anyway since it is not the heated model.
I will settle for nothing but the best! But nothing I have is elongated (toilet seat, butt, none of it!). Please, for the love of all that is holey, sell the round one one of these times! Until then…
meh
@mike808 Seriously. For my hookup, one click does not have enough pressure for the nozzle to emerge, two clicks cleans, anything higher than that and you are power-washing your colon.
@ponagathos The trick is to ease it on up until you get a gentle sprinkle. It takes a bit of time at low pressure for the guard to fully retract, since it is pressure-driven. Too much pressure, and it flips up like a switch, at full blast.
@mooseis You got it! We’ve estimated that you could reduce the amount of TP you use by around 75%! For a family of 4 or more that could save HUNDREDS over the course of a year.
I have always been intrigued at the idea of getting a good bidet, but our master bathroom has the toilet in a separate little room by itself. Does it need to be plugged in? I assume so to heat the water. The only electrical source is the light switch by the door.
@Werowance You should have seen the look on my homebuilder’s face when I asked for a power outlet next to my toilet. He thought it was so I could plug in my laptop.
@Lister Great comments everyone and yes, the electric models will need to be plugged in and have a 4’ cord. You’re right that most American homes do not have an electrical outlet that close but you can run a small extension cord to an outlet nearby, typically near the vanity.
@BioBidet awwww, bummer. I’ve really been wanting one & was almost sold but we also have the closet can & I don’t want to run an extension cord for fear of a tripping hazard, (just had a two level c-spine fusion, myself & my husband would be pissed if I effed it all up during a nighttime potty stop!). Perhaps we’ll have our contractor run the wires & install an outlet for us & in the meantime I’ll wait to see if this deal is offered again in the next few months.
Yay, I was going to bite the last time but missed out. Just the cheap one though–the cold water tap can approach 100 degrees here in the summer, so not particularly worried about it being too cold. Also got an apropos order number:
/giphy fretful-relieved-faucet
You tempt me once more meh, and yet my lone throne is not the right shape for the best, and the lesser will simply not do. Alas, one day I will have an elongated bowl, and on that day, I will not say nay.
@mellowirishgent uninformed? have you tried a warm toilet seat in the middle of the night along with a nice warm spray to the butt-hole? almost as good as grandma reading you bedtime stories to put you to sleep
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The only negative thing I can say is that these ruin vacations. You will feel unclean all day when you have to go without a bidet. I don’t know why the US is so weird about toilet hygiene. I ask, if you got poop anywhere else on your body, would you feel comfortable wiping it off with toilet paper alone?
@rgeyedoc When I lived in France someone explained it to me almost exactly the same way- “If you had shit all over your face, would you just rub it with paper?”
I have the least expensive one. I now regret using using other toilets to poop (more than just the regret of using other toilets). Easy install and great value.
So happy to see that the bidet purchaser still works at Meh! It has been a while since we’ve been able to bid on crap that can wash off crap. I was getting worried.
I have the least expensive one and love it. I think most women get the advantages of owning one. The only caution I advise is to VERY gently increase the water pressure or else you will shoot yourself straight off the seat for the surprise of your life. No sense rocketing yourself into the air. Lol
@robin0575 It’s targeted, so you can wash the butt only, and then if desired shift a little (and maybe turn down the pressure) to wash other areas once the toxic zone is cleared.
@robin0575 With a dual nozzle system the posterior wash will have fewer holes in the nozzle end, making for a more forceful and focused wash. The feminine nozzle will have more holes in a wider pattern thus creating a softer and wider spray, easy on the lady parts.
Got the “best” last time: my wife loves it, I like it.
Plumbing was a snap with the tee fitting, but I had to cut a hole in the wall and wire in an electrical outlet. Nothing I haven’t done many times, but it did mean yet another trip to the store for the parts I thought I had, and another hour or two to get the job done.
The only real problem with it is she always leaves the bun warmer on “scorch” while I prefer “rare”.
Love these! Got them last time, then my sis got them and we think they’re the best things we’ve ever bought. How do people live without them? Icky, icky, icky. Shame on you, buy these and have a most Meh experience ever!
We’d been talking about trying one of these on and off, last time they were on meh, my wife and I both bought one without realizing the other had (A3). Originally we thought we’d return one, but after using them, we’re definitely keeping both - love them. Great for the kids too. Cleaner bums abound, and with much less toilet paper use. Highly recommended.
@jakemanchester sooo… we’re shy at our house and we pretend “bathroom things” don’t occur. But I really want one of these. How do I start the conversation? And what do I say to my houseguests? I’m too mortified to talk about it. OH GOD I’m blushing thinking about this!
Ordered best. After order, on BioBidet site, it says 2 year warranty. 1 year full, 2nd year at 75%. Meh says 1 year, and the manual says 1 year. Any clarification?
Also BioBidet is based in Chicagoland. Is it the same telecom guy that was importing Japanese toilet seats 20 years ago?
So how does one dry their freshly cleaned parts?
Is there a community towel that everyone uses? (ick)
If one uses an air dry blower kind of bidet do they mind getting fecal matter mist blown into the room?
[toothbrush poop]https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/03/toothbrush-poop_n_7506456.html
@ozob I think you’re thinking about this too hard, you’d still use a little toilet paper. Not 5-6 huge fist fulls of TP, but most often a single, pat-dry.
Got the A3 last time because I’m in a condo with a WC, so I can’t do modifications to make use of the warm water/outlets and honestly don’t care too much about the extras.
It really is a superior experience to just paper. Near the top of the “Best purchases I’ve made for <$30” list.
Specs
Good
Better
Best
What’s in the Box?
A3:
1x Bidet
1x 7/8" fill valve adaptor
1x Water supply hose
BBC-270:
1x Bidet
1x 7/8" T-valve
1x 3/8” T-valve
2x Water supply hose
UB-4800
1x Bidet
2x Water supply hose
1x Remote control
1x Mounting hardware
Pictures
Options
Butt sprayer
Mounted
Toilet
Butt Sprayer Delux
Three nozels for all your holes
Toilet
Butt Sprayer Ultralux
Seat
Top
Like a plane cockpit
Price Comparison
A3: $34.88 at Amazon
BBC-270: $46.59 at Amazon
UB-4800$288.36 at Amazon
Warranty
1 Year BioBidet
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Decisions, decisions?
Oh poop!
These are just icky. I don’t want to think about them. Yuck!
@SSteve you must be an aMeh.rican
think of it this way - some poops gets on your forearm - don’t ask me how…
do you wipe it off with dry paper and you’re done, or do you use a little water to get that shit off?
@SSteve yeah, because wrapping your fingers in the thinnest pieces of paper imaginable, and dragging them over your butt isn’t “icky”.
@Yoda_Daenerys Nope, I use soap and water.
Where’s the soap?
@blaineg BBi3000 model has a small soap pump which can add a small amount of soap to the bidet stream as well!
@blaineg No soap. Radio.
@2many2no Was that the elephant, or the giraffe?
@rpstrong
@2many2no Or maybe a hippopotamus: Wiki time
@2many2no no soap, radio - huh?
@Yoda_Daenerys No, it’s a non sequitur.
I don’t give a crap about any of these.
@mehgrl Well we give a crap about your crap! … That came out wrong.
@BioBidet The bidet is especially useful when it comes out wrong.
I mean, if you want a clean muffler on a budget…
@revloki Wouldn’t it be exhaust? XD
I’d bet your (wet) bottom dollar that these are crappy.
@norman8
Worst Fridy Ever.
No joke, just advice. If you are of a certain age, these are godsends. I also highly recommend getting one with heated water.
@squishybrain any age really. I wish I bought one 30 years ago
@squishybrain are you referring to the age of aquarius?
@squishybrain I’ve always wondered how the hot water option works on these. I mean it takes 30-45 seconds for hot water to reach my bathroom sink, so I just wait before I put my hands under the water. Does the bidet give such an option to pre-run the water until it’s warm before shooting it onto your backside?
@DataMeister it has an electric water heater built in, so you have a reservoir of always-warm water ready for your
@broccoliboy21 Butt?
@squishybrain Convinced my dad to get one
/giphy taut-facetious-bite
Thanks. Now I need to pee
Offer a round one and I’m in.
@payote the good and better options fit a round toilet.
They all feel good, on the whole.
@mehcuda67 whole=hole
@Yoda_Daenerys YES WE GOT IT
@Yoda_Daenerys Wait does hole=whole or whole=hole or what man? Who does know it tho?!
@andym no, Who’s on 2nd
@andym “WE” and @HELLOALICE
I literally installed this last week
Bider seat
Been using a Toto bidet seat since the 90s. One use and I was hooked. Smearing shit around with paper is one step above fucking using LEAVES.
Don’t be a savage.
@droopus Uhhh, did you say Toto? Perhaps it would be fitting to serenade the incoming corn eyed butt snake with some music
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@droopus How would you compare it to the Toto? I’ve got a (very expensive) Toto in the master bathroom, but I’m looking for something for the guest bathroom as well.
@demonbane The one on Meh is not what you want. The one I bought is very comfortable, has easy adjustments…seems about the same level of build as my Toto…solid. No, it’s not the top of the line, but if you compare the one I got to the others, it doesnt have a lot of bells and whistles, but it uses nice warm water, has good adjustments, and this one is also in our second bathroom.
Here’s the BioBidet website: https://www.biobidet.com/
We bought the BB-600. You’ll see they get pretty fancy. Hope this helps.
Soooo…what water source are you using for this? Seriously…
@dagirlgenius Comes with a splitter. Screw it into water supply, and you’re done.
@dagirlgenius These units come with a T adapter, basically just splits your water line that would normally just go to your toilet tank and provides it to the bidet.
@dagirlgenius The supply to the toilet tank is the same potable water in your home.
@dagirlgenius I believe the water comes from the bowl that you just finished in. Kinda defeats the purpose.
@conrd810 Incorrect, it’s the water that’s in your home pipes, NOT the water that is sitting in your toilet tank. Certainly not the bowl either, THAT would be truly gross.
@conrd810 - So it’s like a city water fountain just circulating the water over and over. LOL.
P.S. I’m just kidding. It pulls from the supply line just like the tank.
I bought one when previously offered. The nighttime temperature dropped to about 50 last weekend and it started leaking like crazy. I am guessing due to metal fastener screwing onto plastic and shrinking at different rates. I had to disconnect it.
Before this happened, it worked perfectly.
Probably will not be able to use it during cold weather months anyway since it is not the heated model.
@ponagathos heated water in the a-hole is more enjoyable than cold water in the a-hole
A clean starfish is a happy starfish.
@CRAMBOLE No, this is Patrick.
I use the 3 shells
@cengland0
Even if you hook up to the hot water line, you likely won’t have hot water coming out in time to not freeze your dingleberries.
@airmo You run it off your vanity sink hot water.
ProTip: Run the vanity hot water first until it gets hot.
@airmo The “best” model has a small tank that pre-heats the water.
But if it’s hitting dingleberries, you’ve aimed it wrong.
I will settle for nothing but the best! But nothing I have is elongated (toilet seat, butt, none of it!). Please, for the love of all that is holey, sell the round one one of these times! Until then…
meh
@steveml physics may not allow that in this universe
@steveml The model listed here, UB-4800 does NOT come in round, sorry!
Butt, we offer several other models that will fit a round. Just gotta check out biobidet.com
Where’s the Bio Bidet social media person working the forums with relevant poop jokes and memes? #bidetlife #brands #hashtags
@awk Sorry guy! Traffic was complete sh*t getting in here!
@awk
Well, at least they’re not refurbs.
@jnanas yuk
My backside is as clean as my conscience.
@2many2no sounds dirty, right?
@Yoda_Daenerys Clean as a whistle…
O’course, my wife hates it when I make it whistle.
@2many2no You should probably see a doctor if your farts sound like whistles. #imnotadoctor
@BioBidet It’s all about the embouchure.
@BioBidet Tis a sad ass that never sings.
@2many2no Bonus star for using embouchure in a bidet discussion!
@mehcuda67 I didn’t say anything…
I’m tight lipped.
@2many2no what is “it” in this context of whistling?
@Yoda_Daenerys
Have the “better” model from the last offering. Took 20 minutes to install. Used to tap temp now. Prob not going to bother to hook up the hot.
Have to watch the pressure, though. On, full blast, it will take the chrome off your hitch. Highly recommended. TP is just to dry off now.
@mike808 Seriously. For my hookup, one click does not have enough pressure for the nozzle to emerge, two clicks cleans, anything higher than that and you are power-washing your colon.
@mike808 Well there’s your problem right there! You should be aiming it at your butt not using it to pressure wash your truck!
@ponagathos The trick is to ease it on up until you get a gentle sprinkle. It takes a bit of time at low pressure for the guard to fully retract, since it is pressure-driven. Too much pressure, and it flips up like a switch, at full blast.
A bit of a wash a little dab to dry and buying toilet paper once a year. Unless there’s a woman in the house!
@mooseis You got it! We’ve estimated that you could reduce the amount of TP you use by around 75%! For a family of 4 or more that could save HUNDREDS over the course of a year.
You save a lot on anal bleaching.
Why does the 270 model pictures say 250?
@nhendley Holy sh*t you’re right, sorry about that! Likely selected a slightly older image file. We’ve renamed the 250 to 270 now.
Only
Model: A3 says
Condition: New
Other two models - conditions unknown? I already feel meh-constipated…
I have always been intrigued at the idea of getting a good bidet, but our master bathroom has the toilet in a separate little room by itself. Does it need to be plugged in? I assume so to heat the water. The only electrical source is the light switch by the door.
@Lister Aye, there’s the rub. Most homes do not have an outlet beside the throne. Still, ask anyone who owns one, they are awesome.
@Werowance You should have seen the look on my homebuilder’s face when I asked for a power outlet next to my toilet. He thought it was so I could plug in my laptop.
@Lister Great comments everyone and yes, the electric models will need to be plugged in and have a 4’ cord. You’re right that most American homes do not have an electrical outlet that close but you can run a small extension cord to an outlet nearby, typically near the vanity.
@aarond12 That’s why there’s two outlets on a socket.
@BioBidet awwww, bummer. I’ve really been wanting one & was almost sold but we also have the closet can & I don’t want to run an extension cord for fear of a tripping hazard, (just had a two level c-spine fusion, myself & my husband would be pissed if I effed it all up during a nighttime potty stop!). Perhaps we’ll have our contractor run the wires & install an outlet for us & in the meantime I’ll wait to see if this deal is offered again in the next few months.
You’ve gotta be $hitting…
Jeebus! You tryna be woot or something?
Yay, I was going to bite the last time but missed out. Just the cheap one though–the cold water tap can approach 100 degrees here in the summer, so not particularly worried about it being too cold. Also got an apropos order number:
/giphy fretful-relieved-faucet
@Orenj From an apropos show. SCRUBS!!
You tempt me once more meh, and yet my lone throne is not the right shape for the best, and the lesser will simply not do. Alas, one day I will have an elongated bowl, and on that day, I will not say nay.
@koifish You’ll also need an electrical outlet next to that toilet for the best model.
How about a spray bottle and you just spray the nuts and wipe geeze… if your that messy jump in the shower. The whole idea baffles me .
@mellowirishgent uninformed? have you tried a warm toilet seat in the middle of the night along with a nice warm spray to the butt-hole? almost as good as grandma reading you bedtime stories to put you to sleep
@mellowirishgent Jumping in the shower would also use about x50 times the amount of water as a quick 15-20 second spray down. Think of the fishes!
The only negative thing I can say is that these ruin vacations. You will feel unclean all day when you have to go without a bidet. I don’t know why the US is so weird about toilet hygiene. I ask, if you got poop anywhere else on your body, would you feel comfortable wiping it off with toilet paper alone?
@rgeyedoc eggsactly!!!
see above for further examples of the same
@rgeyedoc $20 vacation upgrade? Add a travel bidet.
@rgeyedoc I get irrationally angry at myself when I have to poop at work for this same reason.
@mwarren Pssh, why go off brand with that? Just get the BioBidet TP70 for only $9.50 https://www.amazon.com/Bidet-TP-70-Travel-Extended-Nozzle/dp/B00O92IF6Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1507297267&sr=8-1&keywords=tp70+bidet
@rgeyedoc When I lived in France someone explained it to me almost exactly the same way- “If you had shit all over your face, would you just rub it with paper?”
I want a bidet for camping.
@Kevfin i have a shower that runs from a bucket in camping situations, i suppose you could spray it up there
let me know if you are interested
oh yea - it’s still unused in case you’re worried i already tried that
@Kevfin We got travel bidets as well, just fill em with tap or bottled water when you’re ready to ‘go.’ https://www.amazon.com/Bidet-TP-70-Travel-Extended-Nozzle/dp/B00O92IF6Q/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1507299742&sr=8-2&keywords=tp70
I have the least expensive one. I now regret using using other toilets to poop (more than just the regret of using other toilets). Easy install and great value.
@zippyus It’s a bathroom game changer.
So happy to see that the bidet purchaser still works at Meh! It has been a while since we’ve been able to bid on crap that can wash off crap. I was getting worried.
Sorry, but I don’t think I want anything called BBC by my butt.
@NMA BioBidet Corporation? Hmmm… Dunno what sites you’ve been visiting to think that BBC would mean anything else. o.O
The only way I would have bought this was if you bundled it with a bag of candy corn…
@somf69 A friend was using the facilities at work, and heard the guy in the stall next to him say “Woah, corn is amazing!”
@blaineg @somf69 There you go, eat enough corn, make your own bundle.
I have the least expensive one and love it. I think most women get the advantages of owning one. The only caution I advise is to VERY gently increase the water pressure or else you will shoot yourself straight off the seat for the surprise of your life. No sense rocketing yourself into the air. Lol
@KathyHestir
@KathyHestir
In the pictures, it looks like this would shoot water forward, which seems dangerous for the ladybits - is this not what happens with this device?
Please advise, thank you. I am in favor of water washing, but from front to back not back to front.
@robin0575 It’s targeted, so you can wash the butt only, and then if desired shift a little (and maybe turn down the pressure) to wash other areas once the toxic zone is cleared.
@robin0575 With a dual nozzle system the posterior wash will have fewer holes in the nozzle end, making for a more forceful and focused wash. The feminine nozzle will have more holes in a wider pattern thus creating a softer and wider spray, easy on the lady parts.
Got the “best” last time: my wife loves it, I like it.
Plumbing was a snap with the tee fitting, but I had to cut a hole in the wall and wire in an electrical outlet. Nothing I haven’t done many times, but it did mean yet another trip to the store for the parts I thought I had, and another hour or two to get the job done.
The only real problem with it is she always leaves the bun warmer on “scorch” while I prefer “rare”.
Squirting water up your Balloon-Knot is just nasty. Invest in some nice moist wipes. Stop with all this anal douching Tomfoolery…
@Bumplepimp How ignorant you are. You haven’t experience proper bidet bliss, obviously.
@Bumplepimp you don’t squirt water up in there unless you put the setting too high.
@Bumplepimp Moist wipes clog pipes. Looking how many issues London is having with fatbergs. Gross. Water can’t clog a toilet, just saying.
Kids mode is actually so that it sprays water on a kid butt instead of through their legs and onto the wall.
Love these! Got them last time, then my sis got them and we think they’re the best things we’ve ever bought. How do people live without them? Icky, icky, icky. Shame on you, buy these and have a most Meh experience ever!
@Felyne Love your bidet and it will love you back. Thanks for the input!
Good, better, best. Fecal Debris Removal rating system?
after yesterday’s deal and the Enderson luggage (a bargain) a few days ago, this is one A Hole sale…
We’d been talking about trying one of these on and off, last time they were on meh, my wife and I both bought one without realizing the other had (A3). Originally we thought we’d return one, but after using them, we’re definitely keeping both - love them. Great for the kids too. Cleaner bums abound, and with much less toilet paper use. Highly recommended.
@jakemanchester sooo… we’re shy at our house and we pretend “bathroom things” don’t occur. But I really want one of these. How do I start the conversation? And what do I say to my houseguests? I’m too mortified to talk about it. OH GOD I’m blushing thinking about this!
@perdi Nothing even needs to be said, just install the bidet in the primary bathroom your guests would use and post up these instructions…
Meh/Meher/Mehst
@danforth347
Gemehtlich
Buy a bidet, mostly poop at work.
They should really rethink the BBC model numbers. That’s the last thing a lot of people want spraying their butthole
@shabazz18 BBC stands for BioBidet Corporation and the models are now just BB, not BBC.
Bonzana in the highest.
So… No more TP for my bunghole?
@TechnicGeek I’m terribly sorry Mr. Cornholio, this is the way the world works now.
I dreamed we had one of these. Just last night. In my dream I couldn’t turn it off and it flooded my house.
Will this clean my puss.?
@conrd810 Cats don’t generally like water. Bengals are an exception.
@conrd810 can my pussy (cat) use it for a drinking fountain?
@perdi If you turn it on for them. The controls are not easy for a cat to use.
@moondrake Me: “Get R&D on the phone NOW! I need cat friendly control panels and instruction books!”
@conrd810 I’m sorry for the confusion. I meant, will it clean my vag?
@conrd810 it will clean your vulva. If you’re cleaning inside your vagina, you are doing it wrong.
@RiotDemon Ah that makes sense. Do you know if it feels good if you know what I mean?
@conrd810 uh, the angle isn’t quite right for that I’d think. Maybe if you sat on it backwards? Lol Not really it’s intended purpose.
@RiotDemon neither is my washing machine in full spin mode but works great.
@conrd810 Damn, couldn’t find any memes about the toilet from the movie “Why Him?”, quite relevant
Ordered best. After order, on BioBidet site, it says 2 year warranty. 1 year full, 2nd year at 75%. Meh says 1 year, and the manual says 1 year. Any clarification?
Also BioBidet is based in Chicagoland. Is it the same telecom guy that was importing Japanese toilet seats 20 years ago?
@sporkinum Which unit are you looking at? Non-electrics all have 1 year warranty.
@BioBidet the electric 4800
Found the guy. Mike Sandman in Chicago. Used to deal with him back when I worked for MCI. http://www.sandman.com/
@sporkinum 2 year limited warranty. https://www.biobidet.com/UB-4800__Divine_Bidet_Toilet_Seat.html
So how does one dry their freshly cleaned parts?
Is there a community towel that everyone uses? (ick)
If one uses an air dry blower kind of bidet do they mind getting fecal matter mist blown into the room?
[toothbrush poop]https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/03/toothbrush-poop_n_7506456.html
@ozob I think you’re thinking about this too hard, you’d still use a little toilet paper. Not 5-6 huge fist fulls of TP, but most often a single, pat-dry.
@ozob I use a little tp. Some people use a personal towel.
@ozob I do have a dedicated cloth (my use only) in my master bath. If I’m downstairs, I just use a guest towel.
Cool, cleans my nether regions and on really hot days doubles as a water fountain in a pinch.
Alright, you wet-butt weirdos finally convinced me to try this. In for “better.”
@P1h3r1e3d13 Welcome to #bidetlife.
one of us. one of us. one of us.
@P1h3r1e3d13 Give it a week and you’ll wonder how anybody could have ever thought that smearing poop around with paper was a good idea.
@demonbane Will I start hating pooping at work? Because I really love pooping at work.
@P1h3r1e3d13 'Cuz you’re on the clock whilst on the throne?
@rpstrong Yep. Poopin’ for pay. Dukin’ for dollars. Shittin’ for schillings.
@BioBidet So say we all.
Got the A3 last time because I’m in a condo with a WC, so I can’t do modifications to make use of the warm water/outlets and honestly don’t care too much about the extras.
It really is a superior experience to just paper. Near the top of the “Best purchases I’ve made for <$30” list.
@ScottN Ditto. It’s a “why did I wait so long” item.
I wish this could be Alexa controlled, just imagine the commands you could give Alexa…
@PDX Remote controlled screams from the bathroom?
sigh… the giphys just sucked…
melodious-rural-dirt
So, meant for bean eaters far from cities…
Just installed mine. It’s pretty surprising feeling, I guess I’m not used to a water jet down there. Not a lifer yet, but we’ll see.
@jhinra It’s been 10 days! Are you a lifer yet?
@troy I hope they are ok…
@troy Oh my god, completely. Life is now judged by the before and after time.
This is the greatest invention ever! Can’t wait for them to come up for sale again so we can purchase another one for our second home.
@alleacat Pretty freakin’ awesome right? I ordered a third for down at the office. If I did any travelling, I’d get one of the portables.