Original width (4.5" wide) Charmin or Northern from Costco. Kirkland original width (4.5" wide) as a fallback. It fits our holders. No adding machine tape narrow stuff.
People may not know. “Strong” is adequately soft. What you want is durability, without the risk of the paper, in, unsalubrious circumstances, dissolving between your fingers.
I don’t like it when the toilet paper leaves pieces/particles in the ol’ prison purse. So no super cheap or super soft for me. One day I’ll get a bidet. If I could only find an online retailer that sold them for a good price.
FWIW, I bought our first bidet on a whim. It turned out to have a hook shaped handle, which can lead to unexpected ice water enemas if you wiggle the wrong way. I still love the thing, mostly, but it’s getting replaced with a biobidet because that knob looks a leeeetle less error-prone.
Don’t be like me. Get this model first.
ETA: Also, you have the same name as one of my cats, which is always a little disorienting. He can probably use the internet, but I wouldn’t expect him to be so obvious about it. Sorry if I have said that ten times before.
Ironic poll as I just discovered a few days ago that Walmart seems to have discontinued their White Cloud tp. It was highly rated and my favorite tp. I may have to order what they have left in their warehouse and stock up for the next few years. Or months if I get dysentery.
A Hand Held Bidet Sprayer is even better than a Bidet; costs less, requires now new plumbing to install and actually does a better job cleaning you. See www.bathroomsprayer.com.
Original width (4.5" wide) Charmin or Northern from Costco. Kirkland original width (4.5" wide) as a fallback. It fits our holders. No adding machine tape narrow stuff.
This is your crappiest poll ever, Meh.
Look at this poll that doesn’t know about the three shells.
@lljk I can see how that would be confusing…
Toilet paper preference?
Yes, I prefer toilet paper.
People may not know. “Strong” is adequately soft. What you want is durability, without the risk of the paper, in, unsalubrious circumstances, dissolving between your fingers.
Over or under pic - sweeeeeet!
Over. All under people are soulless.
@mfladd I’ve learned one reason why under. Cats.
/giphy cat with toilet paper
@narfcake Two things you can do
Squeeze the roll so its oblonged. Slows down the spinning.
Get rid of the cat. They’re all assholes anyway.
@duodec There’s a good reason why I only have catshirts and not an actual cat.
@narfcake
Cats supposedly have about 1/gigazillionth or less of their brains set aside for the traditional mammalian centers of empathy processing.
I don’t like it when the toilet paper leaves pieces/particles in the ol’ prison purse. So no super cheap or super soft for me. One day I’ll get a bidet. If I could only find an online retailer that sold them for a good price.
@awk I actually bought a bidet from a thrift store.
(New in box, of course. Even I have limits when it comes to second hand stuff too.)
@awk DO EEEEET.
FWIW, I bought our first bidet on a whim. It turned out to have a hook shaped handle, which can lead to unexpected ice water enemas if you wiggle the wrong way. I still love the thing, mostly, but it’s getting replaced with a biobidet because that knob looks a leeeetle less error-prone.
Don’t be like me. Get this model first.
ETA: Also, you have the same name as one of my cats, which is always a little disorienting. He can probably use the internet, but I wouldn’t expect him to be so obvious about it. Sorry if I have said that ten times before.
@awk "The ol’ prison purse"
Something on the fine line between soft and noodly.
What? No three seashells option? Do you not know how to use the three seashells?
No corncob or Sears catalog options either. Who designed this lame poll?
Original Cottonelle is single-ply. I get aloe if it’s available.
I like cottonnelle strong, with wet wipes hate wiping my butt with TP!
@ragingredd It turns out that wet wipes are bad for the sewer system. Bidet FTW!
I shoot for a balance between strong and soft.
original single ply scott tissue. everything ‘soft’ or ‘quilted’ just pills and it’s disgusting.
scott wipes when you need 'em.
(of course that’s what i buy for our own place - if i’m somewhere else i use whatever’s available.)
By the numbers:
Works almost as good as 3 shells.
@2many2no oh god oh god oh god oh god I hope you don’t work anywhere I go.
@whogots It’s okay, he’s a proctologist.
@cinoclav Nah, just an asshole.
I PREFER PAPER TOWELS
Even with the washlet (or off-brand equivalent thereof) I think that toilet paper is vital. 3-ply for me, don’t particularly care about softness.
No 2-ply answer?
Ironic poll as I just discovered a few days ago that Walmart seems to have discontinued their White Cloud tp. It was highly rated and my favorite tp. I may have to order what they have left in their warehouse and stock up for the next few years. Or months if I get dysentery.
I generally get unbleached. I mean it really just exists to become dirty, does it really need to be white as snow?
@brhfl So you can see if you’ve fully wiped?
A Hand Held Bidet Sprayer is even better than a Bidet; costs less, requires now new plumbing to install and actually does a better job cleaning you. See www.bathroomsprayer.com.