Pick-Your-2-Pack 500 or 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzles
- They’re pictures… that you build!
- Seriously, unplug for a minute and do some puzzles, it’s good for you
- Pick your 2-pack from a variety of fun options
- Model: TH3-J1654W-15-UP
Puzzling, Indeed
“Detective Moreau, do you have a minute to talk?”
“Sure, sure. Sorry if the sound’s not great, though. I’ve put you on speaker. I’m going to solve this blasted puzzle if it kills me! I’ve got all the pieces out here on the table.”
“That’s what I wanted to talk to you about, actually.”
“It is?”
“Yes! Now, you see, I know I’m just a lowly vaudevillian actor who just happened to be staying at the inn when Mrs. Cromwell was found murdered, but hear me out: I’ve discovered something quite alarming.”
“Yes?”
“If I’m to believe the alcoholic deacon, then it couldn’t be the young up-and-coming tennis star as you suspect, because the tennis star was actually in solarium with the troubled heiress. The two of them were playing mahjong, drinking brandy, and confessing their greatest fears in life late into the evening, only they didn’t want to admit as much, given her engagement to the ruthless tire tycoon.”
“Okay.”
“Furthermore–and this is again on the word of the alcoholic deacon–the dog groomer’s alibi is not as air tight as it seemed. He claimed he was in the parlor playing darts, drinking brandy, and discussing the unending struggle of maintaining one’s masculinity into the twilight years with the brick salesman, who confirmed it, right?”
“Yes.”
“Only, get this: it turns out the brick salesman suffers from face and voice blindness. You know how he calls everyone ‘coach’?”
“Uh-huh”
“Well, it’s not due to some apparent baseball stardom in his high school years, tragically cut short by, as he tells it, a flaw in the arches of his feet. It’s because he does not recognize a single person with whom he speaks, something he’s kept a secret so as not to have it exploited by his rivals in the field. Which means he may not have been talking to the dog groomer at all that evening.”
“Sure. But what does any of this have to do with my puzzle?”
“That’s what we’re talking about! The grand puzzle that is this murder case!”
“Oh! Ha! That thing? A grand puzzle? Nah, I solved it this morning, and have since moved onto other, more literal puzzles. Like this jigsaw puzzle in front of me, for example. I do them in my free time. They’re fun! Great stress relief too. I like to have a nice selection of 500 to 1000 piece puzzles around to keep myself sane.”
“Wait, you solved it? The murder case? This morning? Who was it?”
“Concierge.”
“But, at the time of the murder, he was seen in–”
“Holograms.”
“Oh, huh.”
