Cautionary info about tariffs on stuff from China

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Much of this is copypasta from a post in an existing thread, but I decided that it needed its own topic.

The De Minimus exemption for privately imported parcels with a value under $800 has been explicitly eliminated in the up-again-down-again-maybe-104% fiat tariffs currently in place, so even something that’s $3 gets nicked for the tariff, and possibly for a customs broker fee (typically not less than $25) and maybe a bonded warehouse handling fee (could literally be anything) and a COD fee (possibly another $25-$50) on top of all of that. USPS has stated that for small-value parcels, the on-top-of-tariff fee will be $25 inclusive.

Bottom line: Until it becomes clear that the administration has decided to concentrate on fucking up something else, and restores the old (saner) policies, the winning move is to just stay away from Temu and Shein and Wish and Haul and eBay and WalMart’s websites for anything that’s ship-direct from China.

Citation of the official statement:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/04/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-closes-de-minimis-exemptions-to-combat-chinas-role-in-americas-synthetic-opioid-crisis/

And on a note that’s related because of the Whitehouse statements, here’s a bit of reality-check info:

About the synthetic opiod crisis that the tariffs are supposed to stop, ICE has been employing detection methods to catch incoming small-parcel fentanyl shipments all along, and that is not how most of it arrives in the US. The vast majority coming direct from China slips in via inclusion in tightly-sealed hidden packages concealed in large shipments of legit commercial goods, which these tariffs will do zip-zero-zilch to interdict. Even more is smuggled by cartel mules across the border from Mexico, or (often accidentally) brought back disguised as other meds by (sometimes unsuspecting) travelers who bought prescription drugs in Mexico for private use. (Fake Adderall is apparently often fentanyl in potentially lethal doses.)

And here’s a bit of advice that I hope none of you need: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT SHIT. THEY CALL IT “THE ONE-DOSE ADDICTION” FOR GOOD REASON! Late last year, I was given fentanyl as part of the waking-anesthesia cocktail for an angiogram, and the emotional crash when it wore off was FUCKING INTENSELY BRUTAL. Anyone with an addiction-susceptible neurology or existing suicidal tendencies would have been ready to kill to get another dose. I recognized the withdrawal for what it was, and I vowed to NEVER allow that crap to be administered to me again.