It's A Cuisina-rathon!

Howdy all! If you’re just tuning in, we’re doing a Cuisina-rathon today. Basically, it’s a little Meh-rathon of only Cuisinart products. That’s right, until midnight eastern time, we’re selling nothing but steeply discounted stuff from one of the leading kitchen brands out there. And what goes best with Cuisinart products? How about even more Cuisinart products? Like the ones currently available in SideDeal’s Cuisinart Kitchen Essentials sale. Oh, and btw, if you want save a little money over there, check out with the code MEHRATHON for 20% off. That’s good for today only, on any SideDeal purchase (excluding the daily deals).

As for this product, well look, we don’t need to tell you how great Cuisinart stuff is. You already know that. But we can help you with an important step of kitchen appliance ownership: naming!

This electric meat grinder has a lot of great potential names! Versatile and strong, much like a certain big man who plays for the Minnesota Timberwolves? How about:

Karl Anthony Grounds

Or, you could look at the fact that it’s refurbished. I.e. it’s experiencing a rich second career, much like a certain actress who was once in studio rom coms but now stars in prestige dramas for HBO and Apple+. In other words, you could call it:

Meats Witherspoon

Of course, these are just our ideas. If you have your own suggestions, feel free to add them in the comments.