Summer is coming.

Well, well, Mister Frostybritches, you’ve certainly changed your tune! I like this new sunny disposition!*Summer is coming. The punishing rays of the sun scorch the Earth.*That’s not all they’ll scorch, if you don’t keep a nice thick layer of SPF 45 sunscreen on at all times. Remember, you need to reapply every two hours, and right after swimming! *Summer is coming. Swarms of insects hunger for blood.*I know, my brother always gets mosquito bites so bad. But you know what’s weird? They never seem to go for me. I guess my blood just doesn’t taste very good! Lucky me!*Summer is coming. Thirst chokes the land.*Sounds like somebody needs a snow cone! Good thing I’ve got this Waring Professional Snow Cone Maker. It didn’t include flavor syrup, though, so I picked some up on my own. Now what’s your pleasure?*Summer is coming. The brutal heat-*We’ve got - and again, NONE of these syrups are included with the snow cone maker - cherry, strawberry, grape, tiger blood, watermelon, bubble gum, champagne, or root beer.*I said summer is coming. Don’t you understand? The brutal heat-*Come on, mister! Make your choice! The ice is melting and your snow cone’s gonna get all slushy!*But, no, I’m - uh - don’t you - just - OK. Fine. Watermelon.*Ooh, that’s my favorite too! We’re snow-cone twins! This is gonna be the best summer ever!