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Waring Pro Professional Snow Cone Maker (Refurbished)

  • Shaves enough ice for four cones in 30 seconds, although “cone” is not really an objective measurement of quantity
  • Includes 12 disposable paper cones and 4 reusable BPA-free plastic cones, also suitable for use as dunce caps for very stupid cats
  • Does not include flavored syrups but Amazon has a vast selection, mmm, sticky
  • Does not include ice either LOL
  • Model: SCM100
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Summer is coming.

Well, well, Mister Frostybritches, you’ve certainly changed your tune! I like this new sunny disposition!

Summer is coming. The punishing rays of the sun scorch the Earth.

That’s not all they’ll scorch, if you don’t keep a nice thick layer of SPF 45 sunscreen on at all times. Remember, you need to reapply every two hours, and right after swimming!

Summer is coming. Swarms of insects hunger for blood.

I know, my brother always gets mosquito bites so bad. But you know what’s weird? They never seem to go for me. I guess my blood just doesn’t taste very good! Lucky me!

Summer is coming. Thirst chokes the land.

Sounds like somebody needs a snow cone! Good thing I’ve got this Waring Professional Snow Cone Maker. It didn’t include flavor syrup, though, so I picked some up on my own. Now what’s your pleasure?

Summer is coming. The brutal heat-

We’ve got - and again, NONE of these syrups are included with the snow cone maker - cherry, strawberry, grape, tiger blood, watermelon, bubble gum, champagne, or root beer.

I said summer is coming. Don’t you understand? The brutal heat-

Come on, mister! Make your choice! The ice is melting and your snow cone’s gonna get all slushy!

But, no, I’m - uh - don’t you - just - OK. Fine. Watermelon.

Ooh, that’s my favorite too! We’re snow-cone twins! This is gonna be the best summer ever!

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