@Kyeh welcome to the wonderful world of Carl Corp. your welcome email was sent the moment you clicked the meh button and reached this illustrious goal. unfortunately, the email bounced. we at Carl Corp believe in efficiency and cannot resend emails, which is a shame, since we were also contacting you about your car warranty.
regardless, please know there was a thorough round of applause for you by all members of the corporation, and we thank you for increasing our ranks.
Carl Corp - Making the babbling brook babble just a little bit more.
@chienfou i have gone corporate and must adhere to expected communications standards. i apologize for the sudden shift in format and regret any consternation it may have caused.
@Kyeh welcome to the wonderful world of Carl Corp. your welcome email was sent the moment you clicked the meh button and reached this illustrious goal. unfortunately, the email bounced. we at Carl Corp believe in efficiency and cannot resend emails, which is a shame, since we were also contacting you about your car warranty.
regardless, please know there was a thorough round of applause for you by all members of the corporation, and we thank you for increasing our ranks.
Carl Corp - Making the babbling brook babble just a little bit more.
@carl669

WTF was that? Did someone hijack your user name?
@chienfou i have gone corporate and must adhere to expected communications standards. i apologize for the sudden shift in format and regret any consternation it may have caused.
@carl669 @chienfou
Well fuck you and your motherfucking format.
@carl669 Why thank you. So honored!

Congrats on being much more dedicated than me!

(Yes… I know that’s a pretty low bar…)
@chienfou Oh, but you just need to vote in ONE MORE POLL to achieve a Carl Corp milestone of your own!
Nice.