Microfiber Comforters
- Microfiber shell, polyester fiber fill
- No waterfowl harmed in the making of down alternative & cheaper, too!
- Medium warmth, or if you’re a pessimist, medium cold
- Decent quality fill weight & compartmentalized down-like fill
- Seven colors and none of them are purple, sorry Prince
Winter is coming.
I know! I can’t wait! It’s gonna be so cozy under this microfiber comforter! It’s medium warmth so it doesn’t get too hot when you’re curled up by the fire in your winter PJs!
Winter is coming. Doom rides the wind. The shadow of Tribulation falls across the land.
Ooh! Sounds chilly! Guess I better put on my big fuzzy socks, too!
Winter is coming. The fields wear only stubble. The last potatoes lie frozen in the Earth.
I was more in the mood for oatmeal anyway. Here’s a neat trick I found: mix just a little cake frosting in your oatmeal! Sounds crazy but it’s a-maaaay-zinggg!
Winter is coming. Seriously.
Seriously fun, you mean! Sledding and ice skating and making snow forts and ooh, bunny tracks in the snow! SO CUTE!
No, you don’t get what I’m saying. Winter is coming. Hardship stalks the -
Oooh, look, Happy Feet is on! My favorite! There’s plenty of room under this microfiber comforter for one more! Crawl in! Now how many marshmallows do you want in your hot chocolate?
Uh, two. No, three. Three’s good.
