@ItalianScallion@Kyeh Locally here in Houston, several low-skill-apparent car wash places posted signs offering “hand jobs”, usually very briefly.
I’m still amused by the Midwestern appellation of “cornhole” for their version of what we call “beanbag toss” in the rest of the nation. (“Cornhole” has an entirely different meaning that I’m surprised they don’t know about.)
The YouTube personality Refashioned Hippie frequently posts video shorts which she punctuates with something to the effect of “Really, people; show your logo to a twelve-year-old boy before you let it loose in public.”
@ItalianScallion@Kyeh@werehatrack
I’m from the Midwest and I’ve never heard another meaning for corn hole, finally found it through google search. It kept bringing up bean bag toss though so I had to really search.
@Kyeh@Star2236@werehatrack Being from New England, I always knew the game as bean bag toss. The first time I heard someone call it cornhole, I was “Seriously? Really? Are you being serious?” Now the only name I ever hear for the game is cornhole. I still can’t bring myself to say it.
Keming Matters!

@rockblossom
I would have bought that just for the box
@rockblossom @Star2236 We should arrange for some to be sent to @carl669
@rockblossom @Star2236 @werehatrack i don’t know if my neighbors would appreciate THAT kind of light show
@rockblossom A classic!
Related, a bit:

@xobzoo That needs to become somebody’s Patronus.
At a local 7-11

Nice carved sign, but the comma?

In the subway in Boston

@ItalianScallion Like Johnny 5!
Maybe they should have had this proofread by a native speaker of English. (seen in Torino, Italy)

@ItalianScallion
What is supposed to say?
@Kyeh I don’t know what visual refers to, but I’m guessing handjobs refers to done by hand rather than machine-bound.
@ItalianScallion Right, but you don’t know what business it’s for? I would guess bookbinding, maybe.
@ItalianScallion @Kyeh Locally here in Houston, several low-skill-apparent car wash places posted signs offering “hand jobs”, usually very briefly.
I’m still amused by the Midwestern appellation of “cornhole” for their version of what we call “beanbag toss” in the rest of the nation. (“Cornhole” has an entirely different meaning that I’m surprised they don’t know about.)
The YouTube personality Refashioned Hippie frequently posts video shorts which she punctuates with something to the effect of “Really, people; show your logo to a twelve-year-old boy before you let it loose in public.”
@ItalianScallion @Kyeh @werehatrack
I’m from the Midwest and I’ve never heard another meaning for corn hole, finally found it through google search. It kept bringing up bean bag toss though so I had to really search.
@Kyeh @Star2236 @werehatrack Being from New England, I always knew the game as bean bag toss. The first time I heard someone call it cornhole, I was “Seriously? Really? Are you being serious?” Now the only name I ever hear for the game is cornhole. I still can’t bring myself to say it.
@ItalianScallion @Kyeh @Star2236 @werehatrack
I’m from NY and we call it Cornhole followed but a stifled giggle of course.
So the OP is just a merkin shop, right?