Swiffer Air Cleaning System (2nd Generation)

Swiffer was not satisfied with sweeping the ground, so they created something to sweep THE VERY AIR!
Seriously, though: it cleans the air so that grit and grime settles on your various surfaces with less frequency.
So quiet that you’ll wonder, is that thing even on? (It is.)
You get 1 filter with the machine, and then 2 refill 2-packs. That comes out to… um… [45 minutes later] 5 filters total!
Its LED light will tell you when the filter needs changing.
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Model: SY1101NS. The NS stands for “No sweat!” Because it’s so effortless.

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There's Just Something In The Air Tonight

There are those magic moments. We all know how they are. You’re up early on a Sunday morning. You’re in your pajamas. You’re enjoying a nice mug of hot coffee or tea, and you’re looking around the room, just taking everything in: first, the delightfully mismatched vintage furniture; second, the long artfully faded rug under your feet; and finally, the expanse of hardwood beyond the rug’s edge. And the light is hitting it just so perfectly that you can’t help but think:

Seriously, how the fuck is there this much dust in my house?

What ecological disaster occurred in this room that resulted in such a supreme coating of fluffy grit? You could blame it on your cat, but it doesn’t look like a cat’s been shedding in here. It looks like a cat was raptured, leaving behind the entirety of his mortal uniform three times over. You know the creepy “upstate” house the city couple buys in the horror movie? The one where “something terrible happened” and now it’s just been sitting there, every surface within it accruing layer after layer of sooty residue? That’s what your floor looks like.

But don’t worry. There’s a solution here, and it’s not just to sweep more. Because that’s not a solution. We’d argue that it is, in fact, the opposite of a solution. After all, the whole point is that you that you want to enjoy your clean home, and the time when you’re least enjoying your clean home is when you’re in the process of cleaning your home.

The real solution is to get one of these Swiffer Continuous Air Cleaning Systems. Basically, it’s like Minority Report for dust and dander: instead of letting it settle, it targets it while it’s still floating around. Plus, it basically makes no noise (which has been confirmed by those who bought it last time we sold it). Plus-plus, it tells you when it needs a new filter. Plus-plus-plus, we’re giving you two 2-packs of refill filters. (That’s 5 total, since it comes with 1, although be warned: the refill filters might be shipped separately).

In other words, it’s a quiet, effortless way to keep your house less dusty for under 40 bucks. Not bad, right?

Now, if only it could do dishes…