I couldn't think of a witty title (June 2026 goat nominations)
5May has gone by way too quickly - so much so that I almost forgot to start the next month’s goat nomination thread. I haven’t decided if that’s a blame for this month’s goat @MrGoodGuy yet, but for certain, I definitely couldn’t think up of a witty thread title either.
In any case, nominate away!
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Allow me the honor of nominating @Pufferfishy as my replacement. They have apparently been flying under the radar for almost a dozen years so it’s about time they were bestowed the wonderful title of “June Goat of the Month”!! According to data mined from their member page, @Pufferfishy joined us Mon, Jul 14th 2014 at 9:16am ET.
They also are a fan of meh: “Pufferfishy is a hardcore meh fiend having placed 102 orders and voted in 89 polls. Pufferfishy clicked the meh button 5048 times, 150 days in a row, with a longest streak of 327 days in a row.”
And they may even reply to your blames too! “In the forum, Pufferfishy is a nonstop, irrepressible chatterbox with 3 topics created, 723 comments, and 887 replies.”
@MrGoodGuy Flying? More like stumbling…
@Pufferfishy
/showme a human-like goat named “Pufferfishy” who is too tired to fly so they are actually stumbling under the radar to avoid being detected.
@MrGoodGuy Here’s the image you requested for “a human-like goat named Pufferfishy who is too tired to fly so they are actually stumbling under …”
@mediocrebot Odd that the 'bot gave you gender pronouns @Pufferfishy! Wonder who’s responsible for programming it with that capability??
@mediocrebot @MrGoodGuy @Pufferfishy “they” is used in the original showme, so it is a hint?
@cfg83 @MrGoodGuy @Pufferfishy Occam’s 8-ball says “most likely”
@cfg83 @Pufferfishy That’s what I presume happened, but I always use “they” if I don’t know the mehmbers gender. The bot usually uses a generic person but I see the goat was even drawn gender-neutral. Weird!
The harbinger goat of June & gloom?
KuoH
@kuoh Yes, didn’t see this earlier. I agree!!!
What… That is definitely a travesty that needs rectifying!
/showme a crowd of mehtizens holding placards that say “pufferfishy for june goat” in a 1950s style town square as the candidate looks on from the courthouse steps
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@mediocrebot
I like the incorporation of meh into the drugstore name… Even tho they got a little loose with the spelling in the banner at the top of the stairs
@chienfou Mehtzburg! I guess that’s this community, the Meh forum!
@chienfou I third the Nomination!
@Kyeh
That’s funny, my first thought was owner’s last name, not community name. Interesting.
@chienfou @Kyeh Why not both?
/showme a town named Mehtzburg that was founded by the Mehtzburg family.
@narfcake Here’s the image you requested for “a town named Mehtzburg that was founded by the Mehtzburg family.”
@mediocrebot @narfcake
Looks appropriately dramatic
@chienfou @narfcake Makes perfect sense.
@Kyeh @narfcake
Dammit…
Looks appropriately Germanic.
(I swear that’s what it said when I hit “say it”)
@chienfou @Kyeh
Odd toe co wreck.
@chienfou @Kyeh @narfcake Turns out Mehtz is a real family name.
/showme Picture of family named Mehtz is looking very meh. Pets in the picture also look meh.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Picture of family named Mehtz is looking very meh. Pets in the picture also look meh.”
@mediocrebot Ha! Whole family is in jammies. Gonna watch for that in the wild.
@narfcake Googles peach toot exed
June Gloom Goat? June gloom is id an la thing.
@cfg83 I used that several years ago and didn’t want to repeat it:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/june-doom-june-2020-goat-nominations
@narfcake That makes sense …
/giphy the more you know
@cfg83 @narfcake Nobody would have remembered by now, probably …
@Kyeh @narfcake Yes, and 2020 was practically another country …
@cfg83 @narfcake
I miss us not burning down the entire world.
I’ll happily take anyone’s fun hobby/slice of life
@unksol
Maybe this belongs in the blame thread rather than the nomination thread
Just sayin…
@chienfou maybe… I’m just advocating for the continued exists of the goat? I guess I could blame them now… But some blames are too heavy for a goat
If we had a bear… Or a hippo
BOAT works. HOAT
/showme a Zombie goat named Pufferfishy
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