In my efforts to mess with @mfladd , I've seen some shit this month that I'll never unsee. I'll be glad when all this is over and I can start being nice to him!
I had to skip my church orchestra practice yesterday because I got lightheaded an hour beforehand. I've never had a reaction like that to donating blood (done 2 hours prior to the lightheadedness) before so it must be @mfladd's fault.
(Also, my understanding is that we're supposed to play a new song that we've never even sung at church so if I totally screw it up on Sunday, that will be @mfladd's fault as well.)
@jaremelz Maybe he's trying to convince us that he does know how to accept blame as goat... to help ensure that we don't give him a second try (now or at a later date).
Work was not my favorite this week, @mfladd. I ate pretty poorly. The Nats lost tonight. I'm hosting a beer tasting tomorrow and have done essentially zero tidying. Thank you for all the inconveniences and minor upsets you have bestowed upon me.
@mfladd You're all trussed up with nowhere to go. Might as well give in to the fact that I blame you for everything. Thanks for carrying the load for me :)
@mfladd Damn it, both my sworn enemies in one image. My only options are to empty the bottle into my belly in order to destroy it. But make it Grey Goose.
As for the goat, I'll just leave you tied to a tree.
@jaremelz hi friend, I'm currently sitting on a windowsill looking at the moon cuz that seems like the reasonable urban insomniac thing to do ps @mfladd sux
I blame @mfladd for my sunburn - even though I had sunscreen on yesterday at the fair. I also blame you for the technical difficulties my in-laws had last night while trying to set up the payment software for their auction today, that had me & my other half out there until 11 pm last night, trying to get things working.
I blame @mfladd for the rain today that ruined my plans to attend a block party with beer from The Mitten brewing company and barbecue from a really good local place.
@sohmageek you are in a world of shit because every fantasy football team associated, or semi-associated with this site will be blaming you for each and every loss they have. I will see to it ;)
@mfladd I'm sorry. I have no blame to take. I don't follow football... Maybe follow horse racing. Which I won't spoil it but I blame you for today's race at Saratoga.
I blame @mfladd for this morning's workout chasing everything from my yard down because of this sudden and powerful wind that's kicked up. But it's too wonderful to have rain, so I'm having a tough time blaming him. Plus, it's not a foul wind, so it must not be blowing from the east ;)
@mfladd Well, we've just lost cable, internet, the works. And lights are flickering. So I'm back to blaming you. Plus, you just called me evil. Fuck you, ever so much.
@christinewas He was still delusional though, so there's comfort in that. And I feel better when he's good normal, shitastic self. I prefer my goats a little bitey.
@jaremelz - I'm fine with rain and most Washingtion weather, but my house is surrounded by trees and I hate these scary winds! Power and cable out all morning, and tons of branches down in the yard. Power is on now, but still flickering. Hope it ends soon. Make it stop, @mfladd.
@KDemo It has eased up a little down here. Cable just came on! We had to remove all the trees directly threatening us a few years ago, they were dead as hell and a real threat. Of course, they were also the only shade we had and this summer has been hell without it.
@mfladd I said a little bitey, A LITTLE. Leave it to you to go to far.
I blame @mfladd for this week's forecast for rain every day thins week. My brother and his wife are down here for a week at the beach! And lest I forget, I blame @mfladd for Ericka. We're right in the strike path now. (But don't expect anything but lots and lots of rain.)
@mfladd, I blame you for not getting blamed enough. Bad goat.
I blame him for @marklog's decision to campaign for another goat when the integrity of FESUSGL depends upon mfladd's re-goating!
(https://meh.com/forum/topics/re-goat-the-goat)
@mfladd Thanks to the stockmarket (all your fault) my Starbucks barista was super nice this morning.
@jimmyd103 The market crash is just another piece of the puzzle in creating chaos and anarchy during my last days!
I blame @mfladd for Orlando Scandrick's torn ACL and MCL. That was just mean.
@denboy preseason sucks, doesn't it.
I gained 50 lbs in two years. I blame @mfladd and beer but mostly @mfladd
@connorbush I would also blame HoHo's and Dino Nuggets!
@mfladd yeah, that too. Mostly mfladd though
Internet search history.
In my efforts to mess with @mfladd , I've seen some shit this month that I'll never unsee. I'll be glad when all this is over and I can start being nice to him!
Aah, who am I kidding.
I had to skip my church orchestra practice yesterday because I got lightheaded an hour beforehand. I've never had a reaction like that to donating blood (done 2 hours prior to the lightheadedness) before so it must be @mfladd's fault.
(Also, my understanding is that we're supposed to play a new song that we've never even sung at church so if I totally screw it up on Sunday, that will be @mfladd's fault as well.)
@msklzannie Like three times I read that as 'church orchestra police,' and I thought, well that is a pretty cool but hopefully unnecessary role.
@brhfl A former member of our orchestra was a city cop... does that count? (He and his family moved away so he could join the DEA.)
It was certainly @mfladd's fault that Mongolian bbq was out of eggs tonight. In fact I'm blaming the entire bird flu issue we currently have on him.
@zdunklee, @msklzannie, @jaremelz, @connorbush, @denboy, @jimmyd103, @christinewas, @marklog, @dashcloud
I, as goat, apologize for all of the unfortunate situations that have arisen in your lives. I absolve you of all fault. So shall it be.
@mfladd Who are you and what have you done with our goat?
@jaremelz Maybe he's trying to convince us that he does know how to accept blame as goat... to help ensure that we don't give him a second try (now or at a later date).
@christinewas
I blame @mfladd for meh not selling purple stuff. I am sure @Barney would agree.
@heartny the blame is mine. But I understand Harold and the Occupy meh. faction is working on it.
@heartny I love purple.
Work was not my favorite this week, @mfladd. I ate pretty poorly. The Nats lost tonight. I'm hosting a beer tasting tomorrow and have done essentially zero tidying. Thank you for all the inconveniences and minor upsets you have bestowed upon me.
@brhfl
1) see a nutritionist
2) national league sucks
3) by a roomba
4) suck it up, and have a beer!
That is what I probably would have said to you in the past, but I say unto you now - totally my fault!
@brhfl @mfladd "the past" in this case being... yesterday. Roughly.
@christinewas But isn't it always bitch o'clock for @mfladd?
@jaremelz I forgive you and absolve you from fault. I shall carry your blame for you. (Holy Shit that is heavy!)
@mfladd Even when I'm a sleep - deprived, too sensitive mess (like what may have happened recently)?
And if this will be your go to response, I'm going to have to push to see just what you can take! This could be fun.
@mfladd You're all trussed up with nowhere to go. Might as well give in to the fact that I blame you for everything. Thanks for carrying the load for me :)
@jaremelz Dammit, I messed it up. Here's the image. And I totally blame you @mfladd
@jaremelz you might also want to extend that blame to the vodka.
@mfladd Damn it, both my sworn enemies in one image. My only options are to empty the bottle into my belly in order to destroy it. But make it Grey Goose.
As for the goat, I'll just leave you tied to a tree.
Truss me, the load is mine to bear.
@mfladd You're unbearable
@mfladd I sure can hide my contempt well, can't I? Nite nite. Sweet dreams!
I blame you for my inability to sleep right now you damn goat @mfladd
@Lotsofgoats HI there! Welcome to the insomniacs party! I'm trying and failing to contain my desire to whip this goat into shape.
@jaremelz hi friend, I'm currently sitting on a windowsill looking at the moon cuz that seems like the reasonable urban insomniac thing to do ps @mfladd sux
@Lotsofgoats My fault. But let me help....
@Lotsofgoats I'm working on an insane outgoing ode to the one and only (thank goodness) @mfladd . When I start making things I obsess.
@jaremelz I made a sammich now because it seemed like a reasonable choice
@Lotsofgoats I'm fighting the urge to eat cereal. I never win this fight.
@jaremelz omg why would you, cereal is so good
I bet you even have something amazing like cinnamon toast crunch, too
@Lotsofgoats It's a toss up between Lucky Charms, Krave, and Reeses. It's disgusting and I love it. Well, I've just lost the battle. Cereal time!
@mfladd I blame you for the existence of a cyst popping thread.
@beachbum What? I downvoted it!
insomnia insomnia insomnia insomnia insomnia insomnia
Curse you @mfladd !!!
And don't even think about telling me to count goats !!!
@ceagee Sorry! But this still might help...
I blame @mfladd for my sunburn - even though I had sunscreen on yesterday at the fair. I also blame you for the technical difficulties my in-laws had last night while trying to set up the payment software for their auction today, that had me & my other half out there until 11 pm last night, trying to get things working.
@Thumperchick Sorry, I take full responsibility for the sunburn. (Bathe in Aloe)
All software related items I blame on @thismyusername.
@Thumperchick Vinegar. Works instantly on sunburn. Better than aloe.
@Teripie Noxema works surprisingly well. I prefer aloe to all others, but I don't have a plant in the yard here.
@Thumperchick seriously, try a little vinegar. It works! Of course you'll smell like a salad, but the pain will go instantly.
@Teripie I've tried it. I prefer the others.
I blame @mfladd for the rain today that ruined my plans to attend a block party with beer from The Mitten brewing company and barbecue from a really good local place.
@zdunklee Block party, beer, and barbecue all ruined? This is perhaps the worst offence of them all.
@jaremelz I agree so much so that @mfladd is afraid to accept responsibility for it.
@zdunklee I sincerlely apologize and hope this will make up for it. Being delivered on Sept. 01. If it is not it is @Sohmageek's fault.
@mfladd Man up goat! Be a good goat and except your responsibilities. Stop counting down the days until you get to relinquish (or not) your Goat-dom.
@sohmageek you are in a world of shit because every fantasy football team associated, or semi-associated with this site will be blaming you for each and every loss they have. I will see to it ;)
@mfladd I'm sorry. I have no blame to take. I don't follow football... Maybe follow horse racing. Which I won't spoil it but I blame you for today's race at Saratoga.
I blame @mfladd for this morning's workout chasing everything from my yard down because of this sudden and powerful wind that's kicked up.
But it's too wonderful to have rain, so I'm having a tough time blaming him. Plus, it's not a foul wind, so it must not be blowing from the east ;)
@jaremelz I accept no responsibility for your mishaps...you are evil!
@mfladd Well, we've just lost cable, internet, the works. And lights are flickering. So I'm back to blaming you. Plus, you just called me evil. Fuck you, ever so much.
@jaremelz I will see your FUCK YOU and raise you.
@mfladd
@jaremelz @mfladd And... He's back. Kind of a relief. All of that blame acceptance yesterday was weirding me out.
@christinewas He was still delusional though, so there's comfort in that. And I feel better when he's good normal, shitastic self. I prefer my goats a little bitey.
@jaremelz
@jaremelz - I'm fine with rain and most Washingtion weather, but my house is surrounded by trees and I hate these scary winds! Power and cable out all morning, and tons of branches down in the yard. Power is on now, but still flickering. Hope it ends soon.
Make it stop, @mfladd.
@KDemo It has eased up a little down here. Cable just came on! We had to remove all the trees directly threatening us a few years ago, they were dead as hell and a real threat. Of course, they were also the only shade we had and this summer has been hell without it.
@mfladd I said a little bitey, A LITTLE. Leave it to you to go to far.
I blame @mfladd for this week's forecast for rain every day thins week. My brother and his wife are down here for a week at the beach!
And lest I forget, I blame @mfladd for Ericka. We're right in the strike path now. (But don't expect anything but lots and lots of rain.)
@Teripie I am sorry for raining on your parade!
@readnj Damn you're being nice to @Mfladd I'd have it the other way...
I completely and thoroughly blame American Pharoah's loss in the Travers on @mfladd! I may never forgive you for that one!
@Teripie Damn straight... It was a good race though.
I blame @mfladd for today being Monday...all day...
I blame you @Mfladd for me starting to get sick :(
@sohmageek well let's take your temperature and I hope you feel better. You have a Goat month ahead of you.
We are past the witching hour. My last act is to take responsibility for everything you have blamed me for.
hi, how can i help?
Ooohhhhh we get to blame @mfladd!!! I am sure I can conjure up a few things
i fear i may be out of touch (raised to some higher power)…
/8ball “does grey font indicate inactive user?”
It is decidedly so
/giphy double entendre
/youtube what do you get when you raise the poser
Hey @mfladd
Your fault! As usual!
/giphy “deal with it”
Why the hell was this thread necro-raised?
@mfladd Someone loves/hates you?
@Barney @mfladd
@Yoda_Daenerys is drinking again?
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