A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!

Eccentric billionaire steam mop mogul Dallas McAllen has been murdered! And in his own home, no less, while a great party raged on. With 30 suspects and clues galore (some helpful, others less so) only Sadie Dufresne–an Inspector of the Royal Knights order (shorthand: IRK), one of the highest ranking detectives in all the land–can be trusted to solve the mystery. But she’ll need your help. So, what do you say? Will you help IRK Dufresne crack the case?

Professional bowler Hal Dempling, at the height of his powers, bowled with a McAllen Steam Mop endorsement. So thankful was he for this that he never used another brand, even at home, when no one would know. And they worked well. So well, in fact, that they steamed his floor nice and slick, and on such a slick floor, he slipped, breaking his dominant wrist irreparably upon impact with the tile, ending his career. Of course, McAllen, who he considered a friend, paid him handsomely to keep the steam mop’s part in the mishap hush-hush. But a man doesn’t just bowl for the money. He bowls for the love of the game. And could it be that he grew to secretly hate the man who took this away from him? Hate him so much, in fact, that he sought to kill him?