Something’s Afoot! [Official Meh-rathon Investigation Thread]

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Fictional folks are up to no good in the text of this week’s Meh-rathon! Watch for these Official Investigation Threads to chat with fellow gumshoes rather than having your brilliant insights lost forever in a product post. Let’s get to the bottom of this!

So who among you, in all of your daily deal retail hubris, thinks you have this one figured out already??