@brainmist Although perhaps the wackiest part of those mysteries was how there were still residents in Cabot Cove… any that were still alive should’ve been moving out as fast as they could to avoid the highest homicide rate in the world.
@NoIRK webcomic “Hark! A Vagrant” had a very frustrated Watson finding out he had been replaced by a stupider version (and then a sexualized-homosexual version) of himself.
Are we really required to support our answer in the comments, when the question is “a wacky mystery” and one of the answers is “Scoob and the gang”? Isn’t that exactly what they’re set up for?
Um, hello, Jessica Fletcher.
@brainmist Although perhaps the wackiest part of those mysteries was how there were still residents in Cabot Cove… any that were still alive should’ve been moving out as fast as they could to avoid the highest homicide rate in the world.
The van says it all
Go Team Venture!
@zhicks1987 Underrated answer. Miss that show!!
@PooltoyWolf Did you hear it in the twins’ voice, or did you hear it in Colonel Gentleman’s voice?
@zhicks1987 Definitely Hank & Dean. Heh
Columbo!!
/image Peter Falk Columbo
@IndifferentDude
Oh - just one more thing.
@IndifferentDude @Kyeh omg just watched a few of these eps the other night. forgot how great they are!
They always get their man!
Detective Conan
@JT954 WOW another show I miss! Used to stay up way too late watching it back when it aired on [adult swim]…
The Doctor always seems to be able to solve wacky mysteries.
/giphy doctor who
/image Basil of Baker Street
Scoob, cause then I know all it’s gonna end up being is some old white guy who’s concerned about property values or some shit.
@nogoodwithnames It’s old man Witherspoon. It’s always old man Witherspoon…
/giphy 221B Baker Street
@NoIRK webcomic “Hark! A Vagrant” had a very frustrated Watson finding out he had been replaced by a stupider version (and then a sexualized-homosexual version) of himself.
IRK Sadie Dufresne, of course!
The butler did it!
I suspect that the perp is none other than that notorious spendthrift Arlington Plano, who probably owed Dallas McAllen a pile of money.
Hercule Poirot
@ybmuG I prefer this Hercule Poirot
@werehatrack totally agree. Stupid bot! I fixed it. There can be only one.
Though Ustinof wasn’t half bad, just very different
@werehatrack @ybmuG My favorite Belgian! adamantly not French.
Are we really required to support our answer in the comments, when the question is “a wacky mystery” and one of the answers is “Scoob and the gang”? Isn’t that exactly what they’re set up for?
I blame the stupid goat for the stupid poll.
@xobzoo so self blame
@lonocat It dovetails neatly with self-loathing.
@lonocat @xobzoo there’s an IRK for that.
Does it really matter whether or not the mystery gets solved?
Um, OBVIOUSLY a collection of the world’s greatest detectives.
/image murder by death movie
/giphy murder by death movie
@mossygreen don’t forget to say your goddamned pronouns!
@mossygreen 22 Twain. I didn’t think anyone else knew about this movie.
@cprimrose @mossygreen you underestimate the culture of Meh
@cprimrose @mossygreen @pakopako
And they said it couldn’t be done.
Definitely Scoob & the gang!
@medz I’d go to their boss… Dixon Hill
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/5/52/Picard_firing_a_Tommy_gun.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200807005102&path-prefix=en
Dirk Gently
Archer
@rtjhnstn well, that’s one way to get rid of ants in your house. And the house.