Microfiber Comforters
- Microfiber shell, polyester fiber fill (aka down alternative)
- No goose has ever been within a football field of this thing
- Medium warmth, so pile on three of them, Northeasterners
- Nine colors, one for each degree below zero in Maine right now
Winter is still here.
It sure is. Just like you warned me about. And it’s, um, still so much fun. Whee.
Winter is still here. Every day the freeze runs deeper.
Yeah. And I’m still cozy under these Microfiber Comforters. In fact, I’ve been getting so cozy every day, I’ve worn them thin. I need a few more.
Winter is still here. Yes, still. The larder grows bare.
Tell me about it. The supermarket was out of Saltines so I was going to get oyster crackers. They were out of those too. Oyster crackers! Who panic-buys oyster crackers?
Winter is still here. Enough already. The wind never tires.
Speaking of tires, I spent half an hour crouched in the freezing wind hacking away those big clumps of impacted, filthy snow in the wheel wells of my car. Real winter-wonderland stuff.
Winter is still here. I’m so over winter at this point. The bare, brittle branches of the trees lie buried beneath -
Yeah OK you know if you could just knock that off maybe we won’t have to find out how soft this microfiber is when it’s crammed into a sensitive orifice OK thanks.
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Comforter, So Comforting 11
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VMP renewal please. 12 -
Standardizing forum email notifications across Mediocre Laboratories 21 -
What did you have for breakfast? 93