Lovesac Sactionals for Kids & Pets

  • These are for kids and cats and (not enormous) dogs. They’re not full-sized adult-ready sectionals.
  • Using amazing new technologies known as “velcro” and “magnets,” they stick together real easy.
  • Covers are machine-washable, in case little Johnny pours himself a bit too much grape juice, if you know what we mean!
  • We mean he spills some literal grape juice on them. These are for kids, remember?
  • Configure 'em however you want.
  • Model: C30CCPAXS, C30CCQAXS, C30CCPAXR, C30CCQAXR… which are very technical sounding for some things that are literally big soft blocks.
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It’s easy to come up with jokes about these things, and not just because they’re called “Lovesac Sactionals.” Like, imagine replacing all of a friend’s furniture with these one night, so they awake and believe they’ve grown. Or imagine a business man who uses them in his office as a power move, so that whenever someone comes to meet with him, they have to sit crouched to the ground feeling small.

But really, this hilarious world I’m describing, where everything is out of proportion is actually what young kids experience all the time, just inverted.

As @Superllama7 helpfully points out, “kids and pets can also use adult-sized furniture.” This is true, of course. Yet adult-sized furniture doesn’t really give kids a sense of ownership. Kids have toys and books. They have a bedroom they might share, and a bed to sleep in. But rarely are they given their own little space for quiet comfort in daytime, which is too bad, because it’s something they might like.

@2palms’s daughter did, at least: “with the double-wide seat she can get a leg up, then camp out in the corner with her books.” If that sounds super cute, I’ve got news for you: it is. @2palms includes two adorable pictures of “quiet morning reading time” on one of the 2 “chaise lounges” they put together. (@2palms elsewhere describes the Sactional furniture’s sturdiness, in case that’s a concern).

We should add that this time around, we’re selling them a bit differently than we did in September. Instead of doing it piece-by-piece, we’re offering a few different packages. You can get:

2 Seats, 4 Sides: Great for the kid who will occasionally keep the company of a couple action figures, perhaps a teddybear, but also enjoys a quiet night in with a good (pop-up) book.

5 Seats, 5 Sides: You mean to tell me that you’re having Elaine the Frog, Nigel the Nutcracker, Pierre the Dragon, and the dolls Rita, Harriett, and Marlene over for tea, and you’re going to spend the whole time sitting rigid and upright at the little picnic table? That’s ridiculous, Lucy. It’s 2018; you need furniture for casual get-togethers.

8 seats, 10 sides: Basically everything you need to build a simple playpen, except one that’s softer and won’t raise the ire of your interior decorator friends.

Are they incredibly practical? Probably not. But they’re nice, and who knows, maybe your kids have been jonesing for a little quiet, relaxing space to call their own.

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