Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen of the Meh universe,
Welcome to Vol 003 of the A-W-UWU and I have to say I couldn’t be happier doing this. It really is enjoyable to sit here and essentially use meh as my own public diary. Congratulations to all of you that ever wanted to break into someone’s diary and read their most important and hidden thoughts. This is your chance to read one strangers innermost dark and deepest thoughts or maybe it’s just one stranger’s eloquent bullshit that he can seemingly continue to crap out without any incentive whatsoever.
I’m going to propose a question to all of you that I doubt you ever consider speaking aloud. This might ruffle some feathers, but this is the internet so what did you expect? Did you expect me to continue to just talk about average and non-entertaining stuff? No! Of course I want to try and touch on the topics that are sensitive because let’s see how dark and interesting of a path we can go down.
Today I bring you the question of "What would you change about your significant other? Granted, I’m sure not everyone on this website is in a relationship so I ask to you "What are some features you are looking for? (Bluetooth, meh face pop, etc.) For me, in marriage #2, I would have to say the #1 thing I try and extract from my significant other is patience. I swear to God the woman I am with knows no patience and yet at the same time she expects everyone to hurry up for her. Life is meant to be enjoyed like a fine wine. Hard and fast and slow or smooth. You can’t simply demand to get a certain reaction when it’s convenient to you. I mean… You can demand whatever you want, but that doesn’t mean it’s going to happen when you expect it to.
Thanks again for reading Vol 003 of the ah-woo-oowoo!
@reclaimercube It is still Oct 31 here in central time zone thus you are still goat where I live. I blame you for spending October neglecting your goat thread (after making campaign promises no less) and yet keep posting in other threads.
#petabuse. He needs this in the big doghouse.
Pretty soon you are going to say you have one dog only and they are lonely all the time.
For shame. Poor pooch has to snooze on a people couch is this the stone ages?
@eeterrific Well they did sell some of them last time, but not as many as they’re selling today. Even at the reduced price they’ve generated almost 2x the revenue (the quantity is lower because they’re counting sets this time vs. individual pieces last time):
I bought these last time (3 seats, 5 sides). My girls, both under 4, love them. I only regret not getting one more side so that they can have an optional wall for separating them at times. And I’m totally jealous that the price has only gotten better.
Me: Hey Mr. Meowgi, I bought you your own tiny couch! Can I have my couch back now…please.
Mr. Meowgi: Tiny…haha… I will never give up my throne! I banish YOU to the tiny couch! Now move human, you’re blocking the TV.
I hate children, yet one of them keeps sitting on my couch so I hate him more (he is actually a teen and weights about double the 80lbs that is specified here, and my dog weighs more than that as well). What happens when you put 160 lbs on these if you don’t bounce on them or the sides? Do they collapse in the middle? I don’t need a warranty for the answer, just curious about the risk I’d be taking.