All of my very casual campaigning to come to fruition: Me receiving the long awaited first I.R.K. (Instant Regret Kit). Purely for testing purposes, of course. To verify that items in said kits do, in fact, bring on feelings of regret. And if so, the degree of said regret that I am experiencing.
That’s right people, I am will to sacrifice myself just so all of you can, too, feel the real life regret one of these packages promise.
(Again very patriotic music in my head while I am writing this)
IT’S PRIME TIME FOR ROADKILL STEW!!! NONE OF THAT ORDINARY CHILI NONESENSE, YOU GOTTA GRIND UP SOME POSSUM AND RACCOON MEAT FOR A REAL MAN’S CHILI!!! THEN YOU CAN GO OUT AND SHOOT A REAL WILD TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING!!! AND I DON’T MEAN THE WHISKEY, ALTHOUGH BRING A FLASK BECAUSE IT WILL HELP WITH THE COLD!!! !!!
The end of DST, sunset at 5, then 4pm. Live, DST, LIVE!
Lots of good opportunities for cheap vendor tables at school and church events. Not usually great sales, but indoors with tables and chairs, heating, lighting and flush toilets provided so it’s all good. Sometimes these events even feed the vendors and have relief volunteers. I wish expensive outdoor hoity toity art venues took half as good of care of their artists.