Kendama

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  • The classic Japanese game of ball-in-cup, ball-on-spike, and ball-thrown-against-wall-in-frustration- Made from real wood and bamboo like some kind of “natural” toy, however absurd the idea may seem- 7.25", which is “traditional size” for those concerned with tradition- Surprisingly addictive (It’s weird that games self-promote as “addictive” now, right? Isn’t addiction by definition a negative behavior? Oh well, “Whatever moves those Kendamas,” as our cigar-chomping boss instructed)- Has no screen, touchscreen or otherwise- Model: MT-KENBAM, MT-KENRED (Not only are these model numbers simple and explanatory of the products to which they relate, they sound like twin mountain deities from a young-adult fantasy novel series)
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The Kendama Kid

You can look at most people and determine with a high degree of confidence whether they juggle. Mehs own videomaster @matthew, for instance, gives off a vibe that strongly suggests his childhood was spent practicing circus feats. Other people you might meet and say, I bet he can knit or, Chances are she bowls.What kind of people, then, seem like they know their way around Kendama? Who would you expect, if they saw the classic Japanese bill-in-cup game at a party, would pick it up and immediately do this?http://68.media.tumblr.com/77224a11513f50df7a3824a4a503cb36/tumblr_mz78kqRDxq1qf7o0ho1_250.gifMaybe your child, or a child you know, is destined to be a Kendama Kid. Theres only one way to find out: Put it in their hands and see how they react. Best case, they take to the games simple challenge and devote hours, then weeks, then years to becoming Kendama champs.Worst case, they eventually lose interest but spend time engaged in something other than a screen.Think your child is too brilliant to be engaged with a simple game like Kendama? Consider the game Go, one of the simplest in the world and largely considered the most mentally taxing. Googles AI recently defeated the top human Go player, marking a milestone in our march towards cybernetic subservience. Indeed, Kendama has been used as a test of robotic agility:https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/video/upload/v1735929087/no_longer_available_qknaul.mp4Think your child is too cool for Kendama? Check out this scene from the most recent episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/v1492714829/cik6kc1u92wfdqbmzvyr.gifA shameless marketing placement from the Kendama fat cats? Or proof that this ancient game couldn’t be hotter among the youths? Just like how the cool kids all juggled when we were young, these days the hippest cats at the junior high “spike it like it’s hot.” As it turns out, @matthew doesnt know how to juggle. Surprising, we know. Even alarming. Dont let your children suffer similar humiliation later in life when their peers learn they dont know how to handle a Kendama despite every indication otherwise.Goodbye! Farewell!

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