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Multi-pack Madness: Across the Mehltiverse
“Because I’m so tired of all this shit,” Dale said. He turned to the Hammer of Dale Doom. “First of all, no offense, but could we please just allow villains to be villains again? Seriously, do we have to get every evil character’s humanizing backstory? Can’t there just be ‘bad guys’? Because let me tell you, in my universe there are plenty of assholes who are just assholes, and that’s that.”
The Hammer of Dale Doom hung his head. “Wow. So this is what I get for opening up.”