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eSmart Portable Shiatsu Massage Chair w/ Heat

  • It is not some big cumbersome Shiatsu massage chair.
  • But it does (some of) the things a big cumbersome Shiatsu massage chair might do.
  • Moving ball rollers to massage neck and back, heated, a pillow that can removed for more intense neck massaging, and a vibrating seat.
  • Plus it folds easier than Derrick, the guy in your poker game who likes to “play it safe.”
  • Really a pretty solid budget home massage option.
  • Model: M3H554G3.
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A Message Concerning Massage

Let’s say you wake up with neck pain. Or you tweak your back at work. Or your body is so tight with stress that it hurts. What do you do?

Simple: you take out your phone, Google around for local masseuses, read reviews on a few scattered sites–the usual places, like Yelp, and maybe some more specialized massage-specific ones–then see if any are covered by your insurance, call them up, get an idea how they do their business, and finally schedule an appointment for sometime between next week and November.

Are you feeling any relief yet?

Of course not!

And this is supposing whatever’s ailing you is bad enough to warrant getting a real deal massage in the first place. If it’s just some random Thursday night, and you’re feeling sore, there’s no way you’re going through all that trouble.

That’s why you need this eSmart Shiatsu Massage Chair. Is it as good as a professional massage? No. But is it at least as good as a much more elaborate super fancy massage chair? Also no.

Here’s what it is:

  1. It is small. We don’t mean that it’s a dollhouse massage chair. More like it has the dimensions of a normal chair, i.e. it’s not some enormous pulverizing power-throne.

  2. It is foldable. So not only does it take up just a little bit of space, it does so temporarily. When you’re not using it, you can toss it in the closet or under your bed. (Although we don’t recommend literally tossing it.)

  3. It is adjustable for neck and head height. So, just because it’s small, doesn’t mean it doesn’t have the range.

  4. It is heated (and we don’t mean angry).

  5. It is cheap. This chair (or a nearly identical model) is going to run $100 to $150 more than what we’re offering it for here. And we’re not going to even get into the pricing on the immobile take-up-the-whole-damn-room massage thrones we mentioned above.

In other words, this is the perfect little massage chair for when you’re a little tired, a little stressed, a little sore, with only a little space to spare, and a little too low on patience to book a professional. Not bad, right?

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