@therealjrn You watching Village of the Giants tonight? I’m not only because our MeTV UHF station hasn’t really come in for a couple of months. Village of the Giants is aggressively stupid, but I keep on thinking if I watch it one day I’ll remember the difference between Tommy Kirk and Tommy Sands (well, I know the difference: one was fired from Disney for being gay and in a relationship with a 15-year-old, the other was married to Nancy Sinatra and recorded one of the worse songs I have heard, Soda Pop Pop, it’s just that I have trouble saying offhand which one is which).
/youtube tommy sands soda pop pop
@mossygreen I had forgotten about all the people in this that I knew from other shows. They’re showing the Chicago street concert–hilarious all those people dressed up!
@therealjrn Every song Freddy Cannon ever sang is worse than Tommy Sands’ Soda Pop Pop. But I am sorry I didn’t order The Svengoolie Stomp on orange vinyl.
When I was a kid, my sister and I played tag a lot, running around the backyard, jumping over the cat, under the clotheslines, etc etc.
One day in particular I remember, Mom said it was ok for us to play, but she needed help first since she’d done laundry for the whole house and we had to put all the bedclothes up on the lines. Soon they were drying nicely in the sun, so I whacked my sister on the arm and said, “TAG YOU’RE IT!” and ran off.
Mom called out, “Stay away from those clotheslines, kids! Don’t It where you Sheet!”
Irk can you buy an Irk? Or as a meh employee are you not allowed to have an Irk?
@CaptAmehrican You can be irked.
That’s a shaggy dog story. Just sayin’.
@aetris
@aetris A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office…
@cadmore … the light’s on!
@aetris @cadmore A kid is born with no arms, no legs, no torso–just a head . . . .
@aetris Shaggy dog stories can also be puns, as in this case.
@aetris @joelmw Dude, please. Thread’s over.
Quit while you’re ahead.
I thought you were going to say “Let the pun-ish men hit the grime”
I get asked why I like the elevator. I tell people that I don’t trust the stairs. Always up to something…
When does a joke become a dad joke || when it’s a-parent || ok. Discord spoiler does’t work. I give up…
@sohmageek It should be added. Who does a guy have to, um,
sleep withspeak to around here to get stuff added to the mehdown?@joelmw mehdown?
My math teacher called me average. How mean!
That sure took a sharp turn into Svengoolie territory there at the end.
@mossygreen Svengoolie! He knows his puns!
@therealjrn DAMN STRAIGHT HE DOES.
@mossygreen I
Svengoolie.
@therealjrn Why am I not surprised?
@therealjrn You watching Village of the Giants tonight? I’m not only because our MeTV UHF station hasn’t really come in for a couple of months. Village of the Giants is aggressively stupid, but I keep on thinking if I watch it one day I’ll remember the difference between Tommy Kirk and Tommy Sands (well, I know the difference: one was fired from Disney for being gay and in a relationship with a 15-year-old, the other was married to Nancy Sinatra and recorded one of the worse songs I have heard, Soda Pop Pop, it’s just that I have trouble saying offhand which one is which).
/youtube tommy sands soda pop pop
@mossygreen It’s on right now! lol They’re at the part with the dancing jumbo ducks.
Disco Ducks
@therealjrn Beau Bridges’ greatest role? Eh, who am I kidding? It’s The Landlord. But this is probably his greatest role in a makeshift toga.
@mossygreen I had forgotten about all the people in this that I knew from other shows. They’re showing the Chicago street concert–hilarious all those people dressed up!
/Doin’
the Svengoolie 
Stomp
@therealjrn Every song Freddy Cannon ever sang is worse than Tommy Sands’ Soda Pop Pop. But I am sorry I didn’t order The Svengoolie Stomp on orange vinyl.
There was this pun contest a couple of years back, so I submitted 10 entries… and …did any of them win?
No pun in ten did.
When I was a kid, my sister and I played tag a lot, running around the backyard, jumping over the cat, under the clotheslines, etc etc.
One day in particular I remember, Mom said it was ok for us to play, but she needed help first since she’d done laundry for the whole house and we had to put all the bedclothes up on the lines. Soon they were drying nicely in the sun, so I whacked my sister on the arm and said, “TAG YOU’RE IT!” and ran off.
Mom called out, “Stay away from those clotheslines, kids! Don’t It where you Sheet!”
Do I see a Rick shirt?
@sheaman123 It kinda looks like it don’t it?
/image Rick
But it is a meh shirt! meh!
