DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment
- Stupid name
- Non-stupid functionality
- Don’t forget the IRK !
Happy Birthdays To Us
How To Throw A DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment Themed Birthday Party
- At your birthday party, set up a table of high-fiber snacks.
- Remove the toilet paper from all bathrooms, and instead install DUDE Wiper bidet attachments.
- Honestly, this one’s going in a bad direction. Maybe we don’t want to think about this.
