DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment
Our Take
- Spray your butt instead of wiping it
- Stupid branding but it works
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Clean Us Out! A Meh-rathon
WHAT IT CAN CLEAN: Your butthole.
WHAT IT CAN’T CLEAN: Your eyes. Or, actually, maybe it could? If you put your face in the exact right place? But, psychologically speaking, using a butthole cleaner to wash out your eyes is a bit of a doozy to unpack, so we don’t recommend it.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
