DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment
- Spray your butt instead of wiping it
- Stupid branding but it works
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Clean Us Out! A Meh-rathon
WHAT IT CAN CLEAN: Your butthole.
WHAT IT CAN’T CLEAN: Your eyes. Or, actually, maybe it could? If you put your face in the exact right place? But, psychologically speaking, using a butthole cleaner to wash out your eyes is a bit of a doozy to unpack, so we don’t recommend it.
