Dreame R10 350-Watt Cordless Stick LED Vacuum (Blemished Box)

  • 120AW suction power ain’t so bad
  • 5-stage filtration system and multiple attachments
  • Lightweight and easy to maneuver
  • LED lighting to illuminate dust & dirt
  • Pair it with a Shark Hydrovac
  • Does it come in Georgia Red: Nope, just white and gold, which, to our knowledge, describes zero college color schemes
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One Half

This is not a vacuum.

Or, wait, hold on. We’re not trying to pull some Magritte-ian hi-jinx here. It is a vacuum. It is also, however, one half of an exciting sales event we’re running with our friends over at SideDeal–where you’ll find the deal of the day is a renewed Shark Hydrovac–called the:

Smallish-Hard-Floored-Abode-With-Only-A-Few-Rugs Cleaning Starter Kit

Wow, really rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?!

But listen, it’s pretty simple. Those of you who live in smaller uncarpeted homes/condos/apartments find yourselves in a predicament. Sure, having a diminutive expanse of square footage makes cleaning easier… but it doesn’t make cleaning unnecessary. Which means you need a vacuum, even if you’ve only got a few rugs in your home.

And yet, it feels unfair that you be forced to shell out 400 to 600 bucks for something to suck crumbs out of your postage stamp of low-pile floor cover. Even this thing is on sale for $200 on Amazon (down from $300 just last week), which is a solid deal but maybe a little more than you want to drop on something from a brand no one has ever heard of. (Especially one you have to decide how to pronounce yourself; seriously, is it like ‘dreamy’ or do you just say ‘dream’ but with a French accent?)

Meanwhile, for the bulk of your floors, you rely on cheap-o Swiffer mop? Something’s wrong about this equation, c’est non?

So, why not take that $200 and spend it on:

  1. This strong, lightweight, cordless vacuum…

AND

  1. The above-mentioned Shark Hydrovac–that is, again, today’s daily deal on SideDeal–capable of eating floor debris and wet-mopping as it goes.

In other words, you get two vacuums, capable of two different jobs, for the price of one budget vacuum elsewhere.

Not bad, huh?

So get them both. Or just get one. Either one. And keep your little home clean without cleaning out your bank account.

So far today...

  • 75752 of you visited.
  • 48% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 2763 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 90 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $9840 total.
  • (including shipping)

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