Today is Penguin Awareness Day. Jan 20

OnionSoup thought this was worth mentioning said
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Always be careful on this day. Penguins will randomly attack. Be aware. They might be hiding under your car, hiding under your mattress, waiting behind a closed door. Be prepared for random penguin attacks.

Don’t say you haven’t been warned. There is a reason Meh decided to sell penguin cutting knives on this day.