Today is Penguin Awareness Day. Jan 20
4Always be careful on this day. Penguins will randomly attack. Be aware. They might be hiding under your car, hiding under your mattress, waiting behind a closed door. Be prepared for random penguin attacks.
Don’t say you haven’t been warned. There is a reason Meh decided to sell penguin cutting knives on this day.
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I would like to invite the penguins over here to hang out. As long as I can pet and cuddle them!!!
Tee hee
@tinamarie1974 penguins are far too dangerous to hug. That’s why we need an awareness day.
@OnionSoup but, but, but they are sooooooo cute!!
/giphy penguins with knives
It’s a sign! I’m hauling out the old laptops. Mint, eh?Independence, here we come.
/showme a penguin sitting on a kitchen countertop unaware of a cat holding a chef’s knife behind it
Not enough “cat holding a chef’s knife”. Take #2 with a slight revision.
/showme a penguin sitting on a kitchen countertop unaware that a cat is holding a chef’s knife behind it
@narfcake that one is better!
Better.
/showme a penguin sitting in a roasting pan with a cat chef seasoning it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
/showme a cat chef placing a roasting pan with a penguin in it into an oven