It's A Cuisina-rathon!

Howdy all! If you’re just tuning in, we’re doing a Cuisina-rathon today. Basically, it’s a little Meh-rathon of only Cuisinart products. That’s right, until midnight eastern time, we’re selling nothing but steeply discounted stuff from one of the leading kitchen brands out there. And what goes best with Cuisinart products? How about even more Cuisinart products? Like the ones currently available in SideDeal’s Cuisinart Kitchen Essentials sale. Oh, and btw, if you want save a little money over there, check out with the code MEHRATHON for 20% off. That’s good for today only, on any SideDeal purchase (excluding the daily deals).

As for this product, well look, we don’t need to tell you how great Cuisinart stuff is. You already know that. But we can help you with an important step of kitchen appliance ownership: naming!

If you want to convey that your dehydrator is very versatile, much like an actor capable of performing in both comedies and intense dramas, you might consider calling it:

Dry’n Cranston

And if you decide to buy two, to double your jerky and kale chip output–a twin machine if you will–consider calling that one:

Mary Dehydkrate Olson

Of course, these are just our ideas. If you have your own suggestions, feel free to add them in the comments.