Cobra Performance Radar/Laser Detector

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  • Detects four types of laser, four types of radar, and no types of CIA mind-control beams… or does it?- Undetectable by radar detector detectors, which means maybe those things should get a new name- Front and rear laser, alert gets louder the closer you get to the snoop- City and highway modes so it will only sometimes go off when you pass a 7-11 with automatic doors- Model: SSR 50
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A bleep in time saves fines.

It’s summer. Road trip season. But your vacation budget probably doesn’t allow for a speeding ticket, much less a return march to remotest Donner County, Nevada in two months for your court date.If you’re planning to exercise your God-given right as an American to drive a steady 5-10 MPH above the speed limit, you’re gonna need a little liberty insurance. For the price of a few gallons of gas, this Cobra Radar/Laser Detector alerts you to the presence of prying eyes fore and aft. It’s invisible to radar detector detectors, and its alert sound gets louder the closer you draw near the enemy.And if an extra $18 wasn’t in your budget either, here’s a tip: driving under 60 MPH can save you 10-20% on fuel costs below driving between 65-75. Plus there’s much, much less risk of getting a ticket if you drive the speed limit. Those savings can also help you pay for your Cobra Radar/Laser Detector. So if you drive really slow, you can drive as fast as you want! Wait, what? Let’s think this through for a second. You drive under 60 on your road trip. You save on gas. Those savings let you buy a Cobra Radar/Laser Detector, so you can drive fast. But not above 60? We guess? Man, this really made sense to us when we were talking about it in the office.Let’s just, like, start at the beginning and see if we can work this out. OK. It’s summer. Road trip season. But your vacation budget probably doesn’t allow for a speeding ticket…

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